Be the electrician, fix the computer.
Then stroll on through the door.
Be the electrician, fix the computer.
Then stroll on through the door.
(I'm about to go out of town, so one last update)I';Originally Posted by Honor Amongst Readers
Johnny's plan has a certain elegant simplicity to it. With the room clear, Yellowjacket hunts down the switch.
And with that, I'm going out of town for five days.
Also, by my count, this Animated Spectacular marks the 95th Honor Amongst. I'll be gone for five days, and I average about one update a day after that.
So lets say Ten Days until I hit the big 100, and for that, I'm proposing a Challenge. I use a rather simplistic style for Honor Amongst, I want you to put on your art hats and show me how YOU imagine the characters.
If you succeed (Note: My standards are very low) You might win a Prize! Or a Cameo, or get a chance to name a character. I don't know, I'll think somthing up.
Anyway, thanks for reading so far, enjoy the comic, and I'll see you in five days, when our merry little band of thieves descends into Lab X.
> Forwards into the lab once you're sure there's no security waiting.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
The three of you enter the elevator and push the button marked with an X. The Elevator moves downwards, you're not quite sure how long, but you are already sick of the muzak.
The Doors slide open, and you find yourself faced with...
Johhny: Really? Another door, right behind the elevator doors?
Yellowjacket: It makes a certain kind of sense. This elevator is small enough, anybody trying to blast through the door with explosives would probably get killed in the backblast.
Johhny: Yeah, I know, but it just seems so unstylish. It would be one thing if this opened onto a dimly lit corridor, with this big door here very brightly lit at the end.
Jess :Um Guys? The door has words.
Johhny: So it does.
Yellowjacket: A Riddle Password? And they give you a hint? From a security standpoint, this makes no sense.
Johhny:I’ve seen this sort of thing before, it’s mystic. Whoever designed this system thinks that only certain people will be able to answer this correctly, they likely put a lot of faith in a shared identity everybody who is supposed to be here has.
Jess : Or they’re an idiot.
Yellowjacket: You can never forget the idiot hypothesis.
Johhny: The two theories are not mutually exclusive. Cmon Gang, let’s put our heads together and work this out.
Yellowjacket: Woah, Gang? Since when were we a gang?
Jess : Yeah, I’m with cyberkid on this one, we’re barely at “Team” status, if that. We are nowhere near a “Gang”.
Johhny: Details Later, Big Door now.
Yellowjacket: No wait, I think it’s important to determine
Johhny: DETAILS LATER. BIG DOOR NOW!
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> Are there any opposing companies that these guys hate?
> Dirt.
> Filth?
> Uncleanliness?
> Mailmen.
chief browning
greenhat
redhat
the electrician
your mom
my mom
the janitor
the janitors
thievery
skullduggery
wizards
sorcerers
conjurers
abjurers
priests
the pope
comunists
bloodyredcommies
>Speak the name of a rival company. It makes sense in theory.
He's a world-famous ninja photographer with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a provocative paranoid journalist with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
I finally have internet again! F**K YES!
Willem DaFoe.
Though da foe might not be deir foe specifically ...
Jess : Alright, we should watch what we say, carefully consider-
Yellowjacket: Willem DaFoe
Door: *BEEP* Password Accepted, Opening Door.
Jess : Okay, I refuse to believe that worked.
Yellowjacket: It makes sense, not the obvious choice, something easy to remember, and the message serves as a reminder for-
Jess : REFUSING TO BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
The door opens up onto a hallway. There is a Touchscreen Computer Terminal on the wall, Pipes run along the wall, and a funny looking High-Tech Security Camera keeps watch like a computerized eye.
> Johnny, Jess: Okay, can either of you disable that camera without being seen?
> Yellowjacket: Prepare to hack into that terminal once they deal with the camera.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
Jess : WHAT THE HELL, I was going to try to use my gizmo on that.
Yellowjacket: Wouldn’t have worked.
Jess : …what?
Yellowjacket: That fancy wrist device is running a modified Armiscan VI OS. Chances are those cameras are running an Overwatch OS, designed for use in security systems, it’s pretty much incompatible with any other operating system.
Jess : Why?
Yellowjacket: So you can’t hook up any old computer and try to hack it, duh. You need a specialized rig like the one I used to have that can run a-
Johhny: Stop yapping you two. Jack, work your magic on this computer here.
You manage to pull up a profile you built for yourself on the Armistice System, however, their SysAdmins have figured out what you were doing for the last week or so, and are shutting you down. You’ve got administrator privileges for maybe two minutes, less if they get lucky. After that, you’ll need to pull out before they trace you to the console you’re using.
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> Map, security logs and lab reports.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
Just turn off all their computers remotely.
Last edited by eerr; 07-26-2010 at 08:16 AM.
Jack: Ask Jess if you should activate Zupdog.
You are now Security Chief Browning. You were searching this floor when the alarms started going off. Somebody better have an explanation.
Browning: Simmons! I’ve got alarms blaring here, what the hell is going on!
Simmons: Not just you sir, we’re lit up across the board. Pretty much every floor is reporting blips, bleeps, break-ins, malfunctions, fires, containment breeches-
Browning: I get the point, what’s happening!?
Simmons: Besides the alarms, nothing. Sir, I think we’ve been Zupdoged
Browning: Whats…
You are now Yellowjacket
Yellowjacket: I DON’T KNOW DAWG, WATZ UP WITH YOU!
Jess : Goddamit, seriously, what the hell did you just do.
Yellowjacket: An old trick, unsubtle, but effective. You hit their centralized system and turn on every alarm in the building. It’s easy because nobody looks for it, or tries to block it. Most systems are built to make it tough to stop alarms from turning on, not the other way around. The way I did it, the only way they can stop it is a full system reboot, which will take about 20 minutes.
Johhny:So, you just bought us 20 minutes.
Yellowjacket: No, I just bought us however long it takes them to realize they need a full reboot, plus twenty minutes.
Johhny: Alright, you’ve got plenty of time in that system.
Yellowjacket: No, I’ve still only got about 45 seconds left, so let me work.
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> Get map.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
>Browning: Put on your containment breeches.
(breeches are pants)
The Sysadmins are hot on your tail, but you’re able to grab the Facility Map
And with that, you log out. A smooth getaway.
Well, not yet, you're still trapped inside a top secret armistice facility, and you have no idea what type of security they have here, or if it got activated by Zupdog (Facility like this might be on a separate system, and you don't hear any alarms blaring...yet).
You're across from the elevator by the way, and you want to get away from it quickly before that door opens again, this time for a goddam SWAT Team.
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