Honor Amongst

[Asmodemus]

> Why would a soldier be at the armory instead of a guard? It's probably Johnny.

[eerr]

crack him in the jaw!

[KimikoMuffin]

Interrogate!

[LogicDenied]

>Fall back into the shadows!
Or
>Knock him out!

[Bloddyredcommie]

crack him in the jaw!

You decide to introduce Mr Soldier to Ms uppercut.


You are now Johnny Rouge, You were trying to figure out how to get into the Safe Room when the door opened on its own and Jessica jumped out and punched you in the chin. She appears to have realized her mistake, but she doesn't appear all too sorry about it.

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Johnny: OW!
Jess: Oh, hi there, you're just in time.
Johnny: Err, for what?
Jess: To carry the weapons.
Johnny:What weapons?
Jess: The ones YOU insisted on stealing.
Johnny: Oh…
Jess: That I just stole while you spent your time watching pretty explosions and eating cake.
Johnny: How did you?
Jessrumbs.

[eerr]

Hide everything on the elevator roof, then head to lab X.

[LogicDenied]

>Loot!

[CCCXLII]

> Stand up and sniff the air. "Hold on, it smells like updog in here..." Then when she says "What's up dog?" you say "Not much, how about you?" Then give her the most ass-holish grin you can possibly manage.

[Asmodemus]

> Head in and get weaponry then. You would have figured something out anyway and hey you got a extra boon out of the deal.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Stand up and sniff the air. "Hold on, it smells like updog in here..." Then when she says "What's up dog?" you say "Not much, how about you?" Then give her the most ass-holish grin you can possibly manage.

>Loot!

You make with the LOOTING. By replacing your current Pistol with the improved model, equipping the State of the Art Assault Rifle, and storing the Highly Advanced Grenade Launcher in your Invisitory, you're able to lighten everybody's load enough to let Jess stop using her Burglar's Bag.

Hmm, Jess's Arm thingy looks like it's trying to get her attention. She's still busy trying to pretend you hadn't made that joke.

[CCCXLII]

EPIC.

> Tell her to check her wrist gadget.

[Asmodemus]

> Inform her of what her army thingy is doing. Prepare to go get that one guy to safety now.

[eerr]

"I meant to say what's up doc, but I'm not a rabbit."

"Let's go get that pack mule."

[Bloddyredcommie]

EPIC.

> Tell her to check her wrist gadget.

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Hey Jess, your arm is blinking.
No, I'm not setting you up for another stupid joke.
No really, your wrist gizmo has a blinking light.
Huh, it's probably that programmer guy trying to contact us.
Alright, u got ur weapons, now get me out of here, I'm on the 14th flr remember. That's security cntrl, so you'll need 2 be careful. Though most of them r scouring flr 28 for an intruder right now, so get down here and get me out!
Well, there is that Lab X...
HANDLE THAT L8R! Listen, I've been covering cam's 4 u and messing around w/ the security system. Sooner or later som1 will notice wat I'm up to.

[Asmodemus]

> Onwards to get the programmer and possibly test out new weaponry, but hopefully not. A smooth getaway with only a calling card left behind would be a better way to spread how good you are.

[CCCXLII]

> Tell the programmer guy this. "Alright we'll have to initiate zupdog." then when he says "What's zupdog?" you say "Not much. How about you?" then give him the most assholish laugh possible.

[Asmodemus]

> Don't do that, he's probably too internet savvy for that which would make you look like a fool.

[LogicDenied]

>Go save the damsel in distress programmer.

[eerr]

Elaborate on how you will skedaddle immediately, just to see what he does.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> Tell the programmer guy this. "Alright we'll have to initiate zupdog." then when he says "What's zupdog?" you say "Not much. How about you?" then give him the most assholish laugh possible.

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Alright, Fine, we're going to have to initiate Zupdog.
Sounds good, I'll get it ready.
Wait what?
Zupdog, it's actually a pretty good idea, surprised I didn't think of it myself.
Wait, there is actually something called Zupdog?
Yeah, it's just what we need here, just get ready to do your part, if Zupdog works, great, if not, it will blow up in our faces, so get ready.
Wait, so what IS zupdog?
NOT MUCH DOG, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
…
Now get your n00btacular ass down here and get me out !

[eerr]

>"Psh no need to be a bitch"

[Asmodemus]

> I told you not to do that so now just go get him.

[LogicDenied]

I reckon you've left him hanging long enough.

[Bloddyredcommie]

> I told you not to do that so now just go get him.

You and Jess each get back to the stairs by your own methods and make your way down to the 14th floor, you peak through the door to see what's there.

[Asmodemus]

> Disguise as a janitor? Recall which room he's in.