Originally Posted by SNeakyRobot
My those were some exciting shenanigans you pulled off to make it up here without using the elevator. You aren't entirely sure what happened, especially the bit with the Bear on Floor 26. And there was that incredibly long, fairly tangential bit where you tried to bake cookies in the Security break room. You have no idea where that came from, or how you ended up with Brownies, but they came in handy when those guards cornered you. And then there was the Time Machine you found in the Physics Lab, and that weird chemical you drank in the Chemistry Lab when you accidentally Disguised yourself as an experimental test subject. And the bit on Floor 21 with the fake limb storage. Your memory is abit spotty (Probably as a result of that Chemical), but you didn't set off the alarm, you managed to not level up any of your skills (Probably the chemical again), but you aren't feeling weird anymore which means it's probably worked its way through your system by now. Ah well, you're sure none of that stuff will come back to haunt you.
Anyway, you're on floor 30. A security guard is sitting at his desk, distracted (That link you sent to the entire security department mailing list when you were on floor 14 seems to have done the trick). A pair of scientists appear to be chatting, talking about boring science stuff. There are several doors leading to labs, each appears to have a keycard lock.