New Kid

[Taylor]

You are a young boy who recently moved into a suburb neighborhood.
And you very much enjoy music, so you want to save your money to buy those sweet new headphones you've been wanting.
But you're too young to have a job, so your solution?
Make a lemonade stand!
You've seen it in movies.
Hollywood would never lie to you!

But before we get this adventure going, tell us your name.

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New Kid is about a bunch of stupid kids who play a game that is not a clone of SBURB. (And don't worry, the art gets better!)

I update once a week. I may miss an update here and there, but I always draw up some extra art to make up for it.

Extra Stuff!:

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Icons:


Desktops:

Kate and CC

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Firefox Personas:
Hans Persona

BB Coding Error:

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You also may notice the messed up BB coding in older updates. This is from when the forums got switched and I haven't gone back to fix all of the coding.

Fan Art:

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By BoisterousChum

By thegreenspark

[FalconBlade]

> Ness

[Zatch]

Teco

[LuFa]

>DILL

>MARK

[Godbot]

He looks like a Brian.

But I guess there are only four spaces so Ryan works too.

[Cruxador]

>CHUR

[Dudemaster47]

>Zack

[Clearbrook]

Lemonade, or Lade for short.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Yooo

[Bromeliad]

>Bindlestiff Squires, or BIND for short.

[gnome7]

> Pickle.

[Miraculous]

> Rick.

[DimJim]

>POOP

[Ub3rD4n]

>DUDEMASTER MCFYE

[engineclock]

>THEO

[Taylor]

>DILL

>MARK

So your name is MARK huh?
Well then Mark, let's get started.
As mentioned before, you live in the suburbs.
Here's a map of your neighborhood.

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[engineclock]

>Draw up a plan of attack sales attack.

[Cruxador]

Well, to build a stand, you need some lumber. Grab some scrap 2x4's and plywood.

[Fakeimposter]

Scan the streets for potential customers.

[Taylor]

>Draw up a plan of attack sales attack.

Alright so your enemy is located here, just across the street from you.
Now to create a brilliant plan of action!



First you move here.
Dash over to this side of the house.
Run, run, run.
Pant, pant, pant.


.... IT'S GENIUS. How could it possibly fail!?



But first you'll need some arms.


That's better!
And now all you need is a weapon.

[Godbot]

> Use your overwhelmingly delicious lemonade.

[P_equals_NP]

Look over at female competitor right across from you.

[SNeakyRobot]

> Oh man bro the first rule of the sales industry is location location location! Right now you only have a potential client base of five households. That's at most ten money making individuals and not all of them will be interested in your product. Relocate further up the street. On the corner of a busy intersection if there's one nearby. Once that's done you need to worry about marketing. A million kids have lemonade stands, why should people go to you instead of one of your competitors? You need an ad campaign that wows the populace.

[Taylor]

Look over at female competitor right across from you.

You ponder what weapon to use when suddenly you notice the enemy has spotted you.


LOOK AT HER.
WITH THOSE BEADY EYES.
SHE THINKS SHE'S SO COOL.

She's been your rival ever since you moved in.


Two days earlier...

"Little Girl: Hi, my name's Suzy, what's yours?"


HOW YOU HATE HER SO.


Now about that weapon...

[personman6]

The Old Fashion, Traditional Stick.