I just read Jeff the Killer minus images, it was pretty awful. I can't believe NOBODY offered up the suggestion of plastic surgery. I mean it's not like they couldn't afford it, or that they actually TRIED to fix his face, nobody even mentioned it.
The moral of Jeff the Killer is that plastic surgery is always the best option.
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Re: GREASED FRIGHTNIN': The Nightmare Fuel Thread
Originally Posted by _Quietus_
Can't afford plastic surgery
Wears bag on head
Except he doesn't do that, because he's insane and he likes to scare people.
But his parents weren't so in the end they're morons.
Your name is PATRICK. You like VIDEO GAMES AND ANDREW HUSSIE'S MSPAs. You are an UN-STEREOTYPICAL AUSTRALIAN. Your Chumhandle is liquidMountain and you type with no quirks unless you are RPing as puzzlingMarksman. You have FORMSPRING which you don't use often. You also have TUMBLR, which is neato. Your Steam name is liquidMountain.
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Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
masterG has been banned for registering with a throwaway email address.
Temporary email services have now been banned through the software.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
Dot Master G has been banned for being an alt of masterG.
Originally Posted by NotAReindeer
MasterGII and MasterGIII have both been kind enough to provide us with additional temporary email providers and proxy IP addresses.
Also, he has found no purchase in his attempt to test my resolve.
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Chell, companion cube and Doug Rattman are part of a bizzare triangle.
Originally Posted by vengeanceCreed
VC: Okay, hmm. My drinkthink is telling me this calls for major celebratory beer consumption.
Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist
you're welcome you assjack.
you are the Ass of Jack. Its you.
Your power is the ability to do Jack shit.
Originally Posted by just that guy
Originally Posted by *Sigh*
To finish one meal, or go on to the next course, that is the question!
ingest both at the same time and then thieve the silverware
Originally Posted by BenTheCoder
Met a fan while I was shopping in Ikea. Actually met her before, small world. Didn't talk much though since she didn't seem to switched on. We got on well though. Here is a pic of her while I was there: http://i.imgur.com/PihB1.jpg
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Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
Originally Posted by liquidMountain
Oh my god your signature
Where did you get that
Did you make it oh my god
scratch my previous statement. I know exactly which one you are talking about. Based on my tentative knowledge of the australian legal system, I recall that the subject matter is deemed highly explicit, and posting it on the internet is punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Then again, that may just be new zealand. If you are intrigued, I am sorry for your nation's draconian censorship laws. If you are disgusted, I am entitled to my preferences. If you were talking about the one with kanaya and rose, and not the one with john and vriska, then you are now knowledgeable about Australian pornography statutes.
Woah wait what
But yeah I was talking about the Rose and Kanaya. It was hilarious. And I tried to open the John and Vriska one, but all I remembered was a sharp pain in the back of my head and waking up to the inside of a van with the Australian Government logo on it and being shovelled back into my house, being told "YOU KNOW NOTHING" by a mysterious red-headed woman with a very long nose.
So yeah, I liked that post 413 thing.
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The internet should be 16+.
No, they should make your internet service provider do a fucking IQ test.
From Steam
Current liquidMountain(CLM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBug...eature=related
CaptainBlox (SG-11): what the hell?
Current liquidMountain(CLM): ikr
Current liquidMountain(CLM): It's like it's giving me a message
Current liquidMountain(CLM): something like
Current liquidMountain(CLM): IT'S DAYTIME GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
From Pesterchum
CLM: .LOL BRB GUNNA HAMMER SOME BABIES.
CLM: .woah why did I even type that.
CLT: wwat
CNW: that is the greatest brb message i have ever seen
CNW: holy shit
CNW: the fact that its in caps makes it so much better
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"If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot."-Colin Lane
"Shut up, Mokoba. I'm busy flagging Youtube videos to compensate for the fact I have an extremely small penis."
Dear Atheists,
If God doesn't exist, then why does God exist?
Check and mate.
Searching for SOPA on Google Images results in images of soup...?
Heir of Space design originally by King of Clubs, new one by Chimervera. Then Ashdenej happened. And a SUPER RARE MYSTERY PILLOW avatar is being worked on by you-know-who...
Here's a little something I found that was decent enough to share.
(P.S: the cat piano was an actual thing in real life)
God that writing, uuuuuuuuuugh GOD DAMN that was so friggen good.
Also yay horror, I expect to be properly horrored from this point onwards, every morning when I check my inbox, a slow look of utter terror transforming my face in response to the quality frightening material you all post. My sanity is in your hands, please destroy effectively. I also guess I'll contribute some stuff when I find it. If anyone knows where to locate this film, it freaked me the fuck out when I saw it, and this was after being exposed to the internet.
WHEN YOU GET MARRIED YOU LIVE IN A HAPPY FAIRY TALE LAND AND THE STORK BRINGS YOU WONDERFUL LITTLE BABIES
AND SOMETIMES THE STORK BRINGS YOU A BLOODIED CORPSE
BECAUSE IT ATE THE BABY ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE
AND IT DIDN'T FINISH IT DUE TO A COMPLETE LACK OF MANNERS
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Dudemaster47
Guys, guys.
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
Clearly, Karkat is going to be all OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN when he learns about Kanaya.
And Dave will award him the fuckin dad of the year award.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. It would be the best callback in the history of callbacks. Period.
Wait a second
vampire in his closet
in the closet
...
>:I I am pretty sure this particular vampire has been out of the closet for a pretty long time now
Yeah so, I recently had to move back in with my parents due to a story book worth of reasons,
anyway, we have a outside Dog at the house (always outside, never inside the house) so when we feed the dog, every morning, my parents believe a dog won't eat dry dog food without a wet pack of dog food as topping (w.e. right?) so anyways without me there to do things properly, my dad was discarding the empty packs of wet food into a open air garbage can of sorts, outside in the garage near the house, with no bag or intent to throw out the garbage at any point, so there are roughly a years worth of discarded wet dog food pouches in this thing, and my parents, being oblivious to much of the world as they are, decided that was fine, anyway a week or two after I moved back in and re fitted myself with the mantle of chores scheduled meaninglessly and frivously as anyone other than myself saw fit, I noticed when I'd go out to put the dog in his kennel of sorts at night, that a mass of roaches would form large parties around our pool at night, and the surrounding yard, for like, 30 yards, so I made it my mission for awhile to squash roaches, and every night I would hear the dissatisfying squich of 10-20 roaches under my flip flops each night for a month, and idk how big roaches are where you live but our roaches are nasty little guys, with shiny ass shells and 1.5 inches in length then when I cleaned the pool each following day I would clear about 4-8 more drowned roaches so if you do the math of 14-28 roaches daily for a month is 14-28*30 and I only killed a fraction of them, even now my parents continue to complain that we don't have 200 dollars to afford a exterminator atm, so, do you know what its like to live in a OBVIOUSLY roach infested house, despite rarely ever seeing a roach? you always feel ~crawling~ on your skin you feel the possible brush of little fiesty legs wriggling across your skin and you tell yourself over and over, its all in your head, its all in your head and then you look on your arm as you type away and there is a shiny 1.5 inch oval sitting on your arm until you spook it and it runs under your arm and past your arm pit and under your shirt, and you can't smash its shiny exoskeleton filled with a greenish white puss like substance that would be smeared into your skin and shirt at the same time, not to mention you have to pull that shirt up and over your head, you know, bugs have a reflex system that doesnt always quit as soon as they die, some little muscles continue to wiggle little smashe legs and broken mandibles well after death, disturbing shit to consider really, if you ask me.
Has anyone seen the movie "The 4th Kind"? its a great nightmare sauce, comes off flavorful but once you get it just past your tongue it gets kinda stuck in your throat and you can't seem to swallow it all for hours, especially when you accept the fact that all the shitty looking footage is the real uneditted shit from the actual thing the movie is based on
I just read the last two pages of this thread and I gotta say that overall it's pretty weaksauce,
has anyone heard of the legends of slenderman? if not post interest and I will post that shit post haste
Has anyone seen the movie "The 4th Kind"? its a great nightmare sauce, comes off flavorful but once you get it just past your tongue it gets kinda stuck in your throat and you can't seem to swallow it all for hours, especially when you accept the fact that all the shitty looking footage is the real uneditted shit from the actual thing the movie is based on
I saw it in theaters, and I thought it was very funny, but not frightening. The only thing I found creepy were the owls, and I have a previous thing about owls so it doesn't really count. "Real footage" stuff doesn't really do it for me - just because it was made by normal people (as opposed to actors and a film crew) doesn't mean it isn't still a hoax.
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The sex stuff was pretty weird and unnessessary until it got all twisted and creepy, but it was a really cool video and you are right, the song is awesome.
The sex stuff was pretty weird and unnessessary until it got all twisted and creepy, but it was a really cool video and you are right, the song is awesome.
I think it's a symbol for how the girl is afraid of sex, and the monsters it can create out of normal people and how corruptive it can be and yadda yadda. Personnally I think it's creepier because of it.