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[Bloodveld]

TAP DANCING TOURNAMENT


ON LAVA

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>Swimsuit competition!

ON LAVA

[authoromega]

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There's only one way to settle this tie.

FINAL ROUND. NOT-QUITE-MORTAL COMBAT.

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No applause, just throw money.

Music is by the incredible Captain Sievert, who you should all check out:

http://8bitcollective.com/members/Sievert/

>Swimsuit competition!

ON LAVA

"It's a balmy 89,000 degrees here in the centre of the earth and the girls are looking almost as hot as the boiling molten lava that threatens to consume us all! We've just heard of a new contestant, Miss Beyond The Realm of Space-Time- How do you rate her chances, Jim?"

"Well, Barry, it takes a lot of confidence to pull off a two-piece in the searing flames of hell itself, but Startoad certainly seems like the woman for the job. She's in peak condition at the moment. Her waist is thin, her thighs are full and her egg-sacks are glistening, and it's like my mother always said, Barry- It's all in the egg-sacks."

"Your mother was an abomination on this green earth, Jim."

"Don't I know it. Back to you, Dave."

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[Odinod]

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That was so totally and completely worth the wait.

Did you make the music yourself?

/throws a few rolls of pennies onstage

>King: Propose to Startoad. Through your fighting and competing, you've come to realize that she's all you've wanted in this world or any other.

And seriously, check out those egg-sacks. I mean, just...damn.

[ButtQuakez]

Well, at least we didn't lose. How's that toad assassination coming along? We need her to die in a fashion that doesn't make her a martyr.

>Kill Star Toad with massive amounts of crack cocaine.

[authoromega]

Did you make the music yourself?

Oh no, sorry, I should've mentioned: The music is "Space Mines Ahead!" by the incredible Captain Sievert. Check him out sometime- the bit I cut out of the music was even better than the start.

[authoromega]

>King's Coldhearted Advisor

-ONE HOUR TO MIDNIGHT-

1 1/2 days to bomb completion

1 day to shadow attack

Film noir means never having to say you're sorry.

[Odinod]

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I am never going to stop loving this adventure.

>End it.

[authoromega]

>Kill Star Toad with massive amounts of crack cocaine.

I am never going to stop loving this adventure.

I do it all for you, Odinod.

Literally. I mean, you're like the only guy who comments.

BUT THAT ONLY MAKES YOU MORE SPECIAL TO ME.

Going to actually do the "Finish it" bit in the morning, posting first command bit here for the sake of it.[/spoiler]

[Odinod]

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I really don't know why more people aren't reading this adventure. It's tons of fun, your art is pretty damn awesome, and that Non-Mortal Kombat video is still making me laugh. Not very many people can animate that well.

You should make a banner and put it in your signature! And then post in some other adventures, get the word out.

>Enough with the banter. Time to bleach this toad.

[Pinary]

> Shoot crack.

[Inedible Fungus]

This is beautiful.

> "HAHA, JUST KIDDING, IT'S BULLETS"

[Lankie]

I do enjoy this, its like a beautiful nightmare.

[authoromega]

> Shoot

She was always A-List, baby, always.

Ok, Pop Quiz: Do you guys want me to go for more of the take-ages-to-update-but-looks-really-snazzy approach, or more of the updates-really-quick-and-is-decent-looking style? Or a mix?[/spoiler]

[Fakeimposter]

Really quick but decent-looking has my vote. It worked for Voices, and it can work for you to!
Startoad> Challenge the Coldhearted Advisor to an EPIC game of monopoly!

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Crap a zombie!
roundhouse kick it in the thigh!

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I think you should go with a mix you know some fancy and some speedy.

[OddGuy]

Advisor: Shoot her in the heart, this time. All eight of them.

[Odinod]

>Cruel Advisor: Alright, playtime's over. Pull out your shotgun from underneath your coat.

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Me personally? I vote for "Takes a long time, but looks super-fantastic". Although fast update speeds often get more readers/suggesters, so do what you like! 8D

[Inedible Fungus]

> Ceiling: Fall.

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Take as much time as you need on these. They're great.

[authoromega]

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MEANWHILE:

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I'm going to take a middle road- rushing off these ones to distract you while slowly formulating my grand master update.

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[sporb]

This cause for a splendid occasion (you know the I love bombs thing because that is splendid)
MORE BOMBS!
AND BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!

[Odinod]

>King: Take just enough sleeping pills so that you'll die if your adviser doesn't show up to help you, but he'll have plenty of time to show up.

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>King: Take just enough sleeping pills so that you'll die if your adviser doesn't show up to help you, but he'll have plenty of time to show up.

MORE BOMBS!
AND BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!

Yes. Yes, you need your advisor. Where the hell did he go, anyway? In a typical bid for attention, you begin swallowing sleeping pills. He'll HAVE to come to your aid.

You've left this city run itself for too long, you mutter, crunching down the pills like candy. These stupid posters show that. It needs a firm hand. More bombs. Biological bombs. Autonomous bombs. Genetic bombs. Hereditary bombs. Fingertip bombs that you wear like a glove, so that when you give a guy the finger, his head explodes. Haha yeah.

Why is the carriage stopping?



"Sorry sir. There's a bit of a delay." The driver says.

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[sporb]

Thats not the driver! Its..its A ENEMY OF BIOLOGICAL BOMBS KILL KILL KILL!

[g0m]

If he's NOT the driver and YOU'RE royal, and therefore DRIVEN by a DRIVER, then fornicating should produce HALF royal and HALF driver so it WILL be the driver!