C-C-C-CRAYZEE MSPA DREAMS

[BubblegumPatty]

I had a dream last night, Involving Jane and Minecraft, but I can't for the life of me remember what happened. I think something blew up in it.

[ImperatorMortis]

I had a dream last night, Involving Jane and Minecraft, but I can't for the life of me remember what happened. I think something blew up in it.

I can't get over how much I love your avatar.

[Blaperile]

Not really a dream, but I've often had the feeling that when I see an update, especially when it's a flash, not too long before I go to sleep I think the next day that it was all a dream until I go back to the website. Especially if it's something crazy like with Andrew and Vriska.

It's been a long time since I last really had an MSPA dream.

[Gana0]

I had a dream that Andrew just suddenly quit updating Homestuck because he finally reached a panel that was so ridiculous that he refused to continue the story any further. He just didn't know where to go.

So instead, he started up not one, but TWO NEW ADVENTURES.

[PriffyViole]

I dreamed that PSMS was holding this contest for the Homestuck characters. There were two contests actually, the second of which Gamzee won by default due to being the only one who did anything. (He got two points from a doll of himself...or something). Then I went to see this concert or something.

I don't really remember much of what happened next.

[nerdgirl1122]

I have been having a lot of MSPA dreams lately. not sure why. so the day before i left for Holland Michigan (april 27) I had a strange dream. I was i my room, watching tv. I was flipping throught the channels when i saw something that looked like Dirk, but i realised it a bit too late. I went back and it was HOMESTUCK THE TV SHOW. I was sooo excited. I said "I didnt know this was a tv show!! " So i watched only about 10 minutes of the show. The episode was about the Striders, but i dont remember much. I do remember them kissing though.... O_o i was a little shocked. my brain is messed up.... so after it was done, there was a commercial saying "New episode of Homestuck on April 27th!!" (or maybe it was 28th i dont remember" so i was REALLY excited. I went to sleep not long after that.
I woke up (IRL) fully convinced that there was a new episode of homestuck that night.

the only thing that isnt realistic is the fact that if there were a TV show, i would know ALL ABOUT IT. I know about tv shows that i wanna watch on channels i dont have.
(though i guess theres always youtube?)

[Solaira]

Last night I had an interesting dream that had to do with prototyping rings. According to my dream, there is part of a prototyping ring on each of the kid's planets, and if you put it on, then you become prototyped like your sprite (but with feet!) and then you have to find all of the other rings before you can take the ring(s) off. But, of course, the human body isn't meant to take that kind of pain, so it's not a smart idea to do.

Dave attempted this, being the absolute smart guy he is, and nearly died. When I woke up, I decided it would probably make a very interesting AU. Then I thought, "How the heck are you supposed to take off the prototyping ring with only one arm?"
...my mind is the best at prioritizing.

[PriffyViole]

Last night I had an interesting dream that had to do with prototyping rings. According to my dream, there is part of a prototyping ring on each of the kid's planets, and if you put it on, then you become prototyped like your sprite (but with feet!) and then you have to find all of the other rings before you can take the ring(s) off. But, of course, the human body isn't meant to take that kind of pain, so it's not a smart idea to do.

Dave attempted this, being the absolute smart guy he is, and nearly died. When I woke up, I decided it would probably make a very interesting AU. Then I thought, "How the heck are you supposed to take off the prototyping ring with only one arm?"
...my mind is the best at prioritizing.

With your teeth, obviously.

[BlackholePA]

Sometimes I have dreams where something that I'm expecting to happen in real-life happens, which is confusing for a moment in real life when I think about it again and momentarily believe that it has already happened, even though I will have mostly forgotten the dream by that point. I'm pretty sure I've had it when waiting for updates at least once.

[PriffyViole]

I dreamed that I had to disguise as a seadweller in order to break into the Condesce's ranks and take her down.

[maximus25]

I had a dream that some friends and I were playing a Homestuck-esque game. Like it was a video game, but it was on the Wii and we were all in the same room. You chose your character from the selection screen and became them when the game started.

I kept trying to convince my mom that playing was not a good idea and my friends and I knew better what we were doing than her but she wanted to play. I remember screaming something like, "This game bends reality, if you die in there you die in real life!" But she wouldn't listen. The character selection was also HUGE and involved a lot of things non-Homestuck, like ponies. I suggested my mom be an Alicorn because they seemed overpowered as fuck I guess? I don't know, dream logic is fun.


I also had a separate dream from that in which I woke up on Derse. I don't know what this means, but it really seemed clearer than my others that I've had. I didn't actually do much, I sort of woke up to purple room and it was a sphere and you know how the rooms look. The first thing that struck me as odd was that I actually woke up. Like, usually you're just there in your dream, but nope. Got up outta my bed and looked around, pretty sparse living quarters on Derse, the only furniture was my bed.

Probably just a coincidence though from lots of Homestuck invading my thoughts on a daily basis. My group of friends is always speculating and shipping and theorizing and it's all great fun at school. But, just in case it's not, I suggest you guys like prepare for those meteors or some shit.

[Kaleb702]

Preparing would be useless. Alpha timeline and all that.

Does anyone know a method of making you remember your dreams? I can't ever remember any.

[maximus25]

Right after you wake up, grab a writing apparatus and write everything you can remember from your dream down. It cements it into your memory instead of your brain just sort of throwing it out. As you write things, your brain should throw things to you that will help complete the dream.

This sometimes works even weeks after the dream is had. As I was typing that first dream up, the second one started coming more into focus in my mind, so my brain just links those two together I guess. Or they were dreamed at around the same time.

[Kaleb702]

What if I remember literally nothing?

[maximus25]

You gotta remember something. Even if it's like the ghostly imprint of the knowledge that you had a dream in the very backseat of your brain. Anytime you do remember any single piece of information from your dream, it goes on paper or in a text editor.

Memory is linked most to smell, so maybe before you go to bed, or while you sleep have something strong smelling in your room. When you wake up and smell that thing, could trigger some kind of memory from your subconscious.

[emberwing]

I had a dream where I was John at about nine years old and I had been visited by a spirit saying I must defeat the Batterwitch, who was kidnapping kids for nefarious cooking shenanigans. As so I started looking for clues on what to do and through that practice found that I needed a whole bunch of pumpkins to fight her with, but blast it all, I'd get my hands on a pumpkin and they'd disapear! and Every time I expressed frustration Over this everyone just asked “What pumpkin?”
So eventually I went up against the Batterwitch/Condesencion and then Rose appeared out of nowhere, also with a bunch of pumpkins. We kept on throwing pumpkins at her but only a few actually hit her because they'd either dissapear before we could throw them or even dissapear in mid throw.
So we finally defeated her and Roe and John had a small dance party with Squiddles.

[SkaianRedeemer]

I was having a perfectly normal dream when suddenly I found (a very realistic looking) Gamzee lying on a bed, muttering to himself. I think Tavros was on the floor at the foot of the bed, but I only saw him for a minute, I was sort of put-off by the raving juggalo murderer.

[smograth]

I was having a flying dream, then suddenly:

THIS IS STUPID

The dream became lucid. (Did that rhyme?)
The obvious decision, of course, was to go pal around with the Homestuck trolls. Not even play Sburb, just meet the trolls.
I talked to Equius in his room, which was oh my gosh thaaaaank you subconscious missing the posters.
He got mad at me for being annoying. (such a realistic dream!)
My dream self would so not survive long, as I didn't get the _ out of there as soon as EQUIUS ZAHHAK began to display just the merest sign of annoyance.
I continued to bother him until I woke up.
Then immediately regretted the decision I made not to immediately run over to wherever Tavros was and embark on some terrible-fanficy romance with him.
Then read Homestuck until the part where everyone dies.
Now I'm pretty sure if I perchance dream of the trolls again, the dead ones will be dead.
I won't even be able to talk to Equius for ridiculous dream-self logic reasons.
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID.

[smograth]

I had a dream that started out with the Felt, somehow, just... hanging around, I don't remember. The middle is a bit fuzzy, but I believe by the end they somehow mutated into crazy, freaky zombie demon dog-things... oh wow, it hit me just now that they were Bec-zombies.

Melotonin gives you reeeeeally weird dreams.

I take melatonin.

Been taking it, like, forever.

Weird dreams are normal for me, i think?

What are normal dreams?

[PriffyViole]

I dreamed about this awesome game that was a combination of Pokepark, Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Rumble, and Sburb. You play as Pikachu, and you wander around several areas solving puzzles. You can also take pictures, which give you points. These points can be spent on new moves for Pikachu, such as Ice Beam (Which Pikachu can't learn, by the way) and Bass (an Electric type move my subconcious made up. It's one of those moves that damages the user too). It can also be spent on upgrades for Pikachu. These upgrades can also be found by defeating enemy Pokemon (There was an armored Furret in the first area that had Bass Boost, an upgrade for the aforementioned fake move). In addition to just giving points, the pictures can also be given to various Pokemon, as well as the White Queen if they're good enough.

On to what little of the plot I saw before the dream ended. Pikachu was on a beach, taking pictures, when for some reason he needed to visit the White Queen. However, the White Queen's palace (this giant shell thing) was practically inaccessable, and the only one in the area who knew how to open it was the aforementioned armored Furret, whom you had to defeat to get that information. However, said Furret is nearly impossible to defeat at this point in the game, so it's puzzle time! Anyways, there are these fountains outside the palace, which occasionally shoot these HUGE streams of water. What you have to do is use Ice Beam to freeze the jets and walk across, bridging any gaps with Quick Attack. But before that could be done, some shady Pokemon, lead by Houndour, attempted to break in. I don't really know what happens after that, since the dream ended there. I think Aranea was also mentioned by an NPC. Said NPC then used a bomb to launch himself to the beach.

[Aerok12]

i had a dream that the Sburb OST album came out on the official homestuck bandcamp page(with [fan album] added after it and the coloUrs and mayhem albums), as well as another album titled "Sylph Call"
i don't think it actually had anything to do wth kanaya or aranea or even homestuck at all

[EldritchElysium]

Once I had a hot shipping dream where Aradia and Vriska were making out an d getting frisky, and they invited me in but first had to convert me into a troll first or something. So they did with a machine and weird voodoo magics but I turned out to be a low-blood and looked like some shiiety fantroll so they went on and had an orgy without me.

I hate fan-trolls :/. I think they had hot lesbian pillow-fights too.

Oh, and I also dreamed some weird MSPA-like thing was taking over the world and Andrew Hussie had to stop it, but he acted like Robert Downey Jr. all cocky and awesome like and his snark was off the charts, defeating the bad-guys with his apathy and whatnot, and after he blew up or sabotaged their factory (which was making knock-offs of some MSPA like product which I think were book adaptions) he just walked out like a boss, waved to all his fans but snarked them off once they started fanboy'ing because he was awesome like that.

[Paninis Cupcake]

I had a pretty cool dream about what happened to the B2 Black Queen when Her Condesce took over. Basically, BQ goes to sleep one night, and the next morning, she wakes up on the front stoop of an abandoned building. Having absolutely no idea how she got there, she runs back to the palace, only to find the place completely changed. Most of the people in there are enslaved humans imported from Earth. For some reason, they know who she is, and are completely surprised to see her there. They explain about Her Condesce taking over Derse and Earth and enslaving everybody. They also tell her that though it was thought Her Condesce killed BQ a long time ago, there were urban legends that she was still out there somewhere, alive. BQ asks what happened to the King, and they tell her about the whole Battlefield getting blown-up incident. This enrages BQ like nobody's business (in my headcannon, they're moirails. And BK is really the only really good friend she has. So yeah, she'd be quite pissed).

The dream kinda cut after that, but I remember BQ decided to help Dirk and Roxy fight Her Condesce. I remember them sneaking into the royal armory, and BQ gave Roxy a houseplant that is secretly a laser rifle. I woke up after that.

[PriffyViole]

I dreamed there was a building that would travel through time, and it had to be used to stop a bad future where the whole world was a tiny room covered in stained glass windows and ruled by a mutated Lil' Cal.

Other dream events included a man fleeing from monsters and ending up in Germany, Sam and Max browsing sodas based on their games, a point and click adventure involving stopping an endless fall (you have to click on an object as it falls, then click on the stack it makes when it "lands"), and another point and click adventure involving a blob monster that doesn't get presents at Christmas (I never saw the solution to that one)

[Paninis Cupcake]

I had a couple short dreams that were pretty cool.

The first one is that I dressed up as Doc Scratch and beat the crap out of an old kismesis of mine karate-style in a shopping mall. I believe I dressed up as the Doc so no one would know it was me. How I was able to see through the head, I still don't know.

In the other, I dreamed that after the Trolls defeated their final boss, they had the ability to summon him like a Final Fantasy monster. While Strifing one of them (Terezi, I think?) decided to use the summon spell. The summoning cut scene started out with A2 BK attempting to reunite with Snowman in the afterlife. In this case, they were sharing an ice cream soda together (D'aww!). I should also mention he's only partially prototyped - he's not giant, and he's only got his cat features, dragon wings, and hoofbeast hooves. Anyway, the summoning troll sneaks up behind him and whaps him on the head, making him FTFO at them. He then chases after them FULLY prototyped back into battle, where he tramples all enemies For Massive Damage. I think the reason why nobody did this before is that nobody had the room to summon him. Also, who'd wanna get chased by a 50-foot demon? That Vast Glubs, for that matter?