C-C-C-CRAYZEE MSPA DREAMS

[KawaiiCupcakez]

From watching South Park for the last three days, I dreamt that Eridan was Cartman, Karkat was Stan, Gamzee was Kenny (Don't kill me Gamzee fangirls), and Sollux was Kyle...They all had the same adventures that the boys did in the show...It was pretty trippy and funny at the same time..

[Ghosty]

I just now had a dream where Captain and I were Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog, respectively, and we were on a night mission rescuing kittens from a goblin owned casino. There were car chases. And baby leopards. And stuff.

[say32]

Honestly, all I can recall at this point from the most recent MSPA dram was that Diamonds Droog had enough of playing second fiddle, see, and he wanted to take over the MC's racket from Spades Slick.


Also, he had a slight southern gentry-styled accent

You are officially a seer.

[Aerok12]

dinosaur comics dreams are allowed here right? john makes a cameo appearance anyway so whatever

i had a dream that dromiceiomimus was in some sort of weird video game and she had to defeat this big monster thing
she was running through the city she was in for some reason until she found this creepy tunnel thing and investigated it
she went in and there was this other dinosaur(that could breathe fire???) and i guess they were partners/rivals and they descended into the caves and solved dumb puzzles until the fire dinosaur pushed dromi into a big pit
the monster came out of the cage on the side and ate her instantly
i got pissed off at this and looked up a walkthrough and then tried again
she was running through he city yadda yadda but she turned to the side a bit before the cave and grabbed a powerup(which was actually john egbert) from a little alcove
she entered the cave again, but activated john egbert and whacked her head against the ceiling a bunch of times and as she left she heard a gross sloppy wet sound but didn't bother turning around to look
she went through all the puzzles with fire-breathey but jumped into the pit on her own
she then lured the monster back to the entrance, where she found a big pile of chinese food which somehow incapacitated the monster the end

and that's the story of how dromiceiomimus defeated a giant monster with chinese takeout by using john egbert to hit her head on the ceiling of a cave

[nostalgebraist]

I dreamed that I was in a tiny plane, flying over the Atlantic Ocean. The only other person in the plane was the pilot, who was Andrew Hussie. The plane's only cargo was, for some reason, Hussie's refrigerator.

This plane flight was supposed to mimic some plot development in Homestuck in which the characters crossed the Atlantic. In the dream's world, MSPA was this sort of shadowy, intricate business that went beyond webcomic production in a way I didn't fully understand, so that flying a single reader of the comic across the ocean in order to imitate part of the plot was just the sort of thing Hussie normally did in his line of work. I dunno why he was bringing his refrigerator with him.

At first, the flight was fun. We saw a long, oddly linear chain of gigantic, sort of triangular-shaped sharks -- like a convoy of sharks. This reminded me of some moment in the comic in which Roxy said something about how cool it would be if there were convoys of sharks. I thought: "whoa, that was a callback IN REAL LIFE." I remarked upon this fact, but Hussie just nodded slightly and flew on with grim determination.

Then, due to some unknown technical failure, the plane crashed in the middle of the ocean. Both of us survived the crash, and we ended up sitting in the middle of the ocean on top of the refrigerator, which was floating, and was still full of food, though obviously non-functional. There was no land in sight. I recalled some facetious comment Hussie had once made about how his goal with any meal he personally cooked was to make it taste like all the ingredients had been sitting in his fridge for a really long time (note: in real life he has never made any such comment). I really wanted to make a joke about how not long from now that goal would be automatically achieved, since we would be living off of the stuff left in his fridge until we eventually died. But I also realized that that joke might not go over very well, so I was torn about whether to make it or not.

In a state of total despair, I reflected for a moment on the fact that Hussie's extreme, idiosyncratic lifestyle had involved inevitable risks, and that one of those risks had just destroyed both my life and his. Then I woke up.

[Golden-Yoghurt]

This happened a while back so my memory's a bit hazy.

I had a dream where there was a zombie apocalypse and my friends and I were like shooting zombies and trying to get away and everything, like a normal zombie dream.

Then we met god tier Aradia! So we were like thank god! And we asked her for her help. So she stopped time for us and fast forwarded time for the rest of the world. We were like what the fuck, because now we were in a post apocalyptic world and there was nobody left.

Then the rest of the trolls arrived and Terezi was like "Oh my god we need to save Vriska", because she got herself trapped in a tv. We jumped in and found Vriska in there hopping channels like crazy to find one to get out of the tv (that's when I realized it was a dumb idea to go into the tv after her. My dream trolls trolled me) and I don't know what happened, but suddenly we were in a channel with barren concrete ground and a few spotlights, and there was Mindfang Aranea and Vriska all together. They were surprised and stuff and having a happy troll reunion. Then some guy in black decided to attack us for no reason, and I realized I still had my rifle from the zombie apocalypse, so I started shooting at him, and suddenly we were in an abandoned train having a cool shootout (lol wtf), and then... I don't remember the rest of it.

Homestuck has made me nuts, ugh

[Dregadude]

I had a dream that a new flash was added, and it was in anime-monochrome style, which was actually pretty similar to Hero Mode, but with way more frames.

The best part was that in my dream, I said to myself, "Oh, Hussie must just be trying out a new art style."

Anyways, in it, Jade (from before she enters the Medium) flips out and jumps out of her lab window, teleports or something, falls near a moody guy who for some reason I assumed was uu despite his human (he looked a loooooooot like Dave) appearance, and before she lands, nails him in the face with her gun.

I was never so proud of her.

[Kaleb702]

> Go to sleep
> Dream there was an update
> Run to computer despite knowing it was a dream
> BE CORRECT

I am now either a Prospit dreamer or a seer.

Meaning I'm either screwed to have my whole dream-planet destroyed, or go blind.

[plainWonder]

I dreamt that B2 Dad returned to his house on LOCAH. The panel, in sprite mode, showed that Gamzee was inside, in his normal outfit, and upon hearing Dad approach, he donned a pot of some sort and put it over his hair as a "clever disguise". Naturally, Dad saw right through it, and I read the first line of their conversation (Dad's) before I woke up. I can only imagine how it would've continued.

DAD: Clown, no.
GAMZEE: HONK.
DAD: What are you doing in my house?
GAMZEE: honk.
DAD: Where's my daughter?
GAMZEE: HONK.
GAMZEE: honk.
DAD: I am so, so disappointed in you, clown.
GAMZEE: :o(

[PriffyViole]

In the main dream, Isaac (From the Steam game The Binding of Isaac) had to escape this mall-like place. If he went through an exit-like door that wasn't an exit, he'd lose. When he went through one of these doors, he ended up in a classroom led by Gregorio III (From Gitaroo Man). Isaac needed to use the mashed potatoes he just found to beat Gregorio's Potato Magic. They managed to fill up 2 and a half beakers. Later Isaac just snuck outside. After realizing he wasn't going to make it in time, he put on his Eve wig (making him the game's Fragile Speedster), then ran for it. He took a bus, along with a janitor, Mordicai, and Rigby to Boston, the latter three of which fell out after the first stop because the driver forgot to put the window up. Anyways, Isaac somehow ended up in Equestria, which was somehow all forest with no ponies. There, he could command the God-Tier trolls. After which the bus driver could take him to these fairy-tale like locations, one of which contained the best 3-D representation of Oshawott I've ever seen.

[BlackholePA]

I am now either a Prospit dreamer or a seer.

Either that or you are subconsciously connecting to the MSPA site with your mind.

[Centimani]

My most recent archive binge resulted in my waking up with the image of Feferi and Meenah singing a certain song about marvelous breadfish.

Sweet mother of cod, that was an odd earworm to wake up with.

[hopelessNecromantic]

I had this weird dream a while ago that I thankfully wrote down the minute I woke up. Here it is, straight from my notebook:

I'm on a ship. Various characters are there with me (and not just from Homestuck). At one point I'm (somehow) exchanging letters with Vriska, who has her own ship (probably a pirate ship). Somehow (dream logic), she's suddenly on our ship, and we're friends. We realize that we have no fresh water and set about trying to find containers to collect some. Vriska hands me a bucket to try to hold it in and we laugh about the whole "trolls and buckets" thing. We somehow start getting water; I think it was raining or something. We have to scramble around to find enough stuff to hold it in, but all we get is a bunch of small plastic tubs, like cream cheese comes in. Somewhere between this and the monsters, I kind of become Rose.

It turns out that we have this baby fish-monster thing on board, which of course I've now known about all along. We didn't think it could cause too much trouble, and none of us had the heart to kill it. It appears in several different shapes, so I don't remember exactly what it looks like. I forget exactly what happens next, but I think we get it into a closet or something. Then we realize Rose is stuck in the closet, too, and let her out. Rose and I are standing there looking at each other (at this point I no longer look like Rose, I think), and Equius is there, too. Then Rose takes off her wig (which is the same one I use to cosplay her in real life) and rubs off her makeup, and suddenly she's me! I don the wig and makeup, and I become Rose. We all laugh about it for a while. Then stuff happens, and I realize we have to kill the baby fish monster. There are references back to what I think was an earlier dream that I can't remember. I go in the closet, to find that the baby fish monster isn't a baby anymore, but it's surrounded by dozens of its own babies. They're all asleep.

I look around in the closet, which has somehow become bigger than the room outside. There are weapons, and I pick up a hammer (it kind of resembles Thor's). I light it on fire somehow, but it becomes more of a holy yellow glow. I go back to the monsters only to find that the first one is now about 6-7 feet tall and humanoid (and bears a passing resemblance to the Condesce, now that I think about it), and the others are all 3 feet tall. I start smashing them with the hammer, killing one mook with each blow, but hits to the queen just do light damage. Then something happens mentally (it might be good to mention that I'm still Rose at this point) and I suddenly become unworthy of wielding the hammer. My blows no longer do any damage. I call for help, shouting that I'm not pure enough to wield the hammer. Aqualad (from Young Justice) comes to my rescue and takes the hammer from me. I leave the closet so I don't have to see the carnage. I don't remember what happens after that.

[Thedude3445]

Last night/this morning I dreamed that I was trying to find out who the music team member Leaf was (because he doesn't seem to have any tracks), and for some reason I found out that it was my mom, and she was a big Problem Sleuth fan but she never told me. I then asked her when she was in a coma for a year like Leaf was and I can't remember what she said but it was probably some dumb dream handwave.

[mediflyProspitian]

The other night, I had a dream where I was flying over a city and playing with the Breeze (I was riding a wind current instead of flying normally for some reason). I think I supplied that city with a year's worth of electric power! Also, apparently I'm an Heir, not a Monk. I keep having dreams where I'm a God Tier, and I have a long windsock hood trailing behind me.


...i am john. it's me.

[Paninis Cupcake]

I dreamed the other night that God-Tier Aradia saved the Handmaid from Doc Scratch instead. So then the Handmaid went shopping and had adventures! But then Lord English teleported her to his basement and said, "Where do you think YOU'RE going?" You can't fight fate, I guess.

[Blaperile]

So this night I dreamt it was already the 10th of July and the first new flash after the hiatus had been uploaded. Me and my brother were watching the flash on television in our couch for some reason. And some random woman was sitting next to us. Anyway, I think Coursing or Courser was playing in the background of the flash, maybe a mix of both. The flash was about 5 minutes long but I only remember the last part.

There was a zoom-in on the B2 Frog Temple's Derse Tower. We see the inside of the tower, there's jungle vines hanging from the top and a bit of water flowing through it. Then it suddenly transitions to B1 Prospit showing the 4 prototypings (giving us a close-up on the Jaspers prototyping within its orb on the spire, Jaspers was orange for some reason). Then we're shown B2 Prospit where prototyping towers were for some reason, but they were broken into a sort of moon shape and nothing was in it. Then we're shown a split-screen of B1 Derse's prototyping towers and B2 Prospit's prototyping towers. The towers begin flashing in loads of colours and light suddenly goes out. When it comes back on, there are 8 new prototypings (combined session?). I remember: Dad + green pants, Jaspersprite + ???, Becsprite + ??? for the B1 prototypings and I remember all B1 Kids encased in amber within colourful clothes as the final B2 prototyping. Then we're shown some Imps looking like the former prototypings and the flash ends. As the screen goes dark, a final black-red message appears on a snowy background.

I remember thinking it was one of the most awesome flashes I had ever seen.

[mentalNoodles]

Last night I had a dream
That Sollux was a bee
And he was stinging me repeatedly.
And Karkat was pinching my foot.
There was a smuppet in my face.
Homestuck gives me beautiful dreams.

[PriffyViole]

I dreamed that the Condesce tortured and killed Tails, Knuckles and Amy right in front of Sonic. Knuckles was blasted with a rocket launcher by Tikal, who was apparentally Knuckles' sister despite being 4000 years older than him. Tails and Amy got turned into puddles of their color.

But Tails had a brother named Qwerty, so it was all good.

There was also somethnig to do with Mulan that was much less violent and disturbing. It involved pancakes.

[fragileEscapist]

I had one lately...

Hussie and Vriska had a tea party...

[Maze-la]

I recently dreamed that someone must have started a Sburb session, because the earth was in fact being destroyed by meteors ._. It was more than slightly terrifying knowing that at any moment one could, and eventually would crash into my house.

[Catstorm]

I dreamed that I offered Vriska my shampoo and conditioner but she said trolls don't use those.

DO THEY???

[Fwee]

I had a dream where I was Jade and jadesprite was there, and Karkat was there and he was trying to get us to make out but we refused so he made out with me instead.
Then I was Karkat.
I killed imps.
It was awesome.

I have a minor crush on Karkat, and I ship Jadekat, so that might have something to do with it...

[Blaperile]

Tonight I had another dream that the flash had arrived, but this time I didn't watch the flash itself. The site had been updated with a new skin that had blue, black and white colours. There was also a banner featuring all B1 and B2 Kids + Aranea and Meenah in anime style. In the news section there were portraits of all 10 of them in anime style too. Both in the news section and in a pop-up a message appeared in which Hussie asked us to send him our opinion on the flash within an e-mail.

Right before the flash, there was also a new normal page which was a command for Meenah. I don't remember anything else.

[pherociousDuodecim]

This was a few days ago, so all I remember was that Calliope and uu appeared to be separate beings and were standing next to each other, with sorta forced grins on their faces, but you then realised that was because they were both actually attached at the feet by this sort of huge solid green 'shadow', which was actually just a flattened Lord English. It was like Lord English had shapeshifted himself to be a flat being on the ground with two 3D protrusions at the base that were made to represent the UuUus. This is difficult to explain. Needless to say it was creepy and most certainly canon for sure.