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[BlazerC]

The Elephantine Comfort Disrupter is a random award for beating him, and possibly one of the worst, it varies from time to time and it does work but I doubt he got it. But there is a more common way to go about it, you can get the Elephant Rabbit Dimensional Swapper. Simply go to the next dungeon, you wont be able to enter but you will find the recipe engraved on a wall nearby. I can't remember the ingredients but I'm pretty sure there's a Copper Horse Lute in the recipe, and a few Potions of Author Revenge. It's a complicated recipe so your character will forget it in 15 minutes, but you can just pick up the recipe, take note of the ingredients (write it down or something) and collect them. Then go learn the recipe again and head to the Veggismith in the nearest town or use your own Veggismith if you got one. Once you have one, purchase a Pet Rabbit from any old store that sells one and use it in the room with the Elephant, what will happen is a Rabbit will take his place and you will acquire a Pet Elephant. You should be able to walk past the rabbit freely, and you can do whatever the hell you want with the Elephant.

But I have a bit of an issue, I'm in the Sky Fortress of Anger, one of the four Emotional Fortresses, and I keep running into these Stone Heli-Mechas, and fuck me sideways with a watermelon these things are hard as nails. I'm fairly convinced that there is some way around them I'm missing, because if I try to fight them head on, they just wreck me, and fleeing from them near impossible even though I got a Kitty Pirate in my party. Any help?

[Kíeros]

They're stone heli mechas. Octuple weak to water. Now, I know what you're going to say "but my water spells don't work as they get disrupted". Well, back at the beginning, you got a tonne of waterbottles. Yes, this is their one and only in battle use.

I'm struggling, however, at the part with the instrument challenge; I knew that there'd be something like this as usual, but I decided to train up in Viola. And now, whenever I start to perform, I get booed off of the stage before I can even start, even with level 39 violability. Is it even possible to do with them?

[Doofaeus]

Ah yes a common choke point. Just purchase a few T-shirt cannons from the Tavern down the street after having gabbed with the Teetering Old Man and Lucius the Great. They'll show you to a back alley with a special shop.

Just equip at least two members of your party with them to increase your "commercial appeal" stats high enough.

However, I for the life of me have no idea how to get past the Souffle challenge in the Marshmallow castle. I have been grinding cuisine levels for days to no avail; I just can't crisp the tops of them enough. Any hints people?

[Phynicxs]

The trick is to either sabotage the judges cooks so they will have lower standards while also taking the top of Reggies souffle and replacing it with your own, OR you use the matchbook (Gotten by compleating the side Quest A night at the races) to crisp the top.

But does anyone know how to get past the side quest "Kick the dog"? I've been stuck on it forever! If I lie to the kid he'll call me out on it and I have to get him two Candy flexs before he will even speak to me again, But If I kick the dog thanks to Erithf Law I get taken to jail and it's a game over! I've also tried using the illusion spell to make it look like I kicked the dog but it still doesn't work. Can anyone help?

[snoomanwaff]

To do that quest you (you won't get credit if one of your party members does it) will need atleast 4 levels in martial artist so you have a kicking skill, then challenge the dog to a formal duel and use a kick based attack on it. Win or lose (it being a deal and all) you can recieve the Dog kicker class from the boy for completing the quest.

So could someone give me a run through what the class does. I don't want to accidently down grade one of my party members for/with it.

[Raikonos]

Dog Kickers have pretty decent overall stat growth and surprisingly high agility, but they can only equip boot weapons and their abilities are really situational. Mostly on account of how they're specifically geared towards fighting dogs and nothing else. Unless I'm trying to get the Adamant Moonsaber at the heart of the Temple of Wolves, I usually don't bother with them. That said, if you're lucky enough to find a spare Opal of Multiclass then they can be viable as the secondary class.

Speaking of which, I'm trying to win the royal battle tourney in the Kingdom of Bridges to get the crown jewels (for the Multiclass Opal and Divinity Gem, natch). Unfortunately my strategy so far has been to surround enemies and bombard them with AoE and ranged attacks, which obviously isn't workable on the narrow bridges. Only my Brawler is able to hold his own, and even then he gets whittled down by the enemy Archers and Crossbowmen in the back. Is there any way I can give myself more space to fight, or will I have to completely rework my party setup?

[Wessolf27]

Hrm, thing is, you're using a low defense character in order to plow through a narrow area filled with a ton of ranged characters, of course he's going to go down fast. I had a hard time there as well until I switched from using my brawler to using my knight to tank through those enemy archers. Of course, even with a knight with his best armor, those arrows still pack a punch and the poor guy only made it midway, so you need to have a cleric nearby to cast some barrier and healing spells so that your knight won't end up as Swiss cheese. As for offense, have any sort of hard-hitting range characters like mages or archers of your own so that you can plow through those enemies in no time.

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Well, I'm not sure about asking this, but this is a really difficult problem of mine. You see, there's this really annoying level where I have to go through the Faelight Forest to get the healing elixir for the Warrior Princess of Jambyla so that she can give me the pass to get through Jericho. But the thing is, there's all these sylphs and fairies that are all over the last part of the forest, and they're pretty high level, around level 30-40, so they really pack a punch. Not only that, they've got all these annoying full-range confuse and charm spells that they'd like to spam on EVERY. SINGLE. TURN. What's worse is that these fairies like to switch elemental resistances every so often, making the whole thing even harder. If I'm lucky, I'd end up with at least one or two characters who are confuse/charm-free. Usually, I just ended up ripping my hair out as they hit each other to death or waste all my valuable items... God, you didn't know how annoying it was when my mage would spend the next turn either using up my last Cureall, or summoning Typheus on himself. I was so tempted to look through a walkthrough!

I got a few confuse-resistant armor and charm-resistant armor, but apparently, at this point, they don't sell an accessory that does both. I've got a mage, a knight, a corsair, a dragoon, and a cleric for my party. I also have the ninja, the brawler and the myrmidon in my party but I was afraid that their low magic defense wouldn't even get them through the spells that the fairies lob every now and then. A little help please?

[insanityIncarnate]

Have you completed the Ruined City area first?
Really helps if you have, what with the wide array of possible teammates you can find there.
Just watch out for the murderous statue.
And the amnesiac warmech.
And the vampire.
And the bipolar transforming robot.
And that part near the end where the whole city comes to life.
...
Okay, so maybe it's a liiiittle bit harder than I remember.

As for me, I'm trying to recruit as many of said characters as possible. Problem being all the apparently "incompatible" matchups.
I mean, it's hard enough getting that animated statue on your side in the first place, (Hint: He hates humans) but having to start all over again because the other members keep killing each other and stuff?
It's rage inducing, damn it!
Maybe if I could get my hands on that wish machine or something...

[sonic3535]

The wish machine, similar to cake, is a lie. Or at least, an exaggeration. I won't say more than that, because [SPOILERS].
However, I can help with the whole team compatibility problem. It does seem difficult to get everyone to have healthy relationships, but that's the trick. There's a single troll mage that will always be totally okay with joining your team, and he has already learned the spell Trollmance. With this spell, almost any combination of team members will work, as those who hate each other will be totally okay with a kismesitude, rather than kill each other. Simple, really. Have fun picking a great team!

I'm now stuck at a much later point - Notarealisland Island. I know that I can't trust my senses to get around, but the only related spell I have - Reveal True Shape - is really temporary. I don't think there are longer spells of the same type, so is there a non-magic answer, or what?

[Kíeros]

Oh ho ho ho. That section was insanely brilliant. Reveal true self gets corrupted there as well; it only pretends to give you the right think; that's why it fades. You need to cast RTS on RTS, and then, in the window that it provides you, cast it again. The first casting makes it so that it actually works, and the second locks it in. Once you've done that, it should be a piece of cake.

I've gotten stuck in the memetic dating simulator, though; is the Hatoful Katawa Shojo Boyfriend section even possible without using "The Thingy That You Are Never Supposed To Use", because whenever I use that, I can defeat the section, but the next boss fight is impossible. I checked the code, and it is set to make it impossible if you use it.

[Phynicxs]

First, get yourself an Item transfer coupon avalible fromm Quadro earlier in the game.(If you compleate the Mhill dungeon quest) then use the coupon to transfer items into the game, use can also then use the cheats found in the school bathroom to get multiples of items, but just be sure to save after every success, the game makes a habit of trying to pretend crash your game and making you lose everything.

That being said I'm stuck in the quortet maze, I've gotten a map but no matter how hard I look there is no path to the exit! the exit and entrance paths never meet! Does anyone know how to get past this part? if you try to blow up the walls they grab you and kill you as well.

[Reecer6]

There's one specific wall on the side of the maze that's a slightly different color than the rest that you can blow up. This was hinted by the Labrynthless Minotaur when he said, "But my domain is not protective on the straight wall, and that contains the key to winning!" Which is further hinted by the man you meet right before him who says "Just don't mention Sex, you all!" See, "Sex you all" sounds like Sexual and then you can replace "straight" with "non-homosexual." If you remove "sexual" from the Minotaur's dialogue, you get him saying un-homo or un-same. There's a ladder in that small alcove the wall reveals.

But once I've reached the exit, it suddenly shuts and asks for a key! And then I get trapped by a falling cage, the only exit being the door! I searched the whole maze for a key but I couldn't find one.

[Kocel232]

It's a trick. You must find the SACRED RABBIT in the maze, hidden beneath a floor tile (it's randomized). Once you do that, you must threaten the rabbit, telling the cage to "back off or the bunny gets it." The cage will raise, the door will open, and you are free.

I made a mistake. I invaded the wrong port city and now the Sultan is pissed at me. Worse, my arch-rival has blocked me in. The Sultan's armies are approaching the city's walls and I really need to find a good way out, help!

[Toast]

You need to team up with Mar Bobly. Just remember tell him that this partner ship is only temporary.
I got the gun of gunly guns, but all of the bullets bounce back at me! What the heck?

[Wessolf27]

Ah, well, the Gun of Gunly Guns chooses the best sharpshooter in the land, and the thing is, you've got to prove it by not only getting S ranks in all the gun-missions, but acquiring the Ammunition of Divine Right, which requires you to find the Blacksmith of Hades hidden in the secret void of Tartarus, where you gotta fight some of the hardest enemies from the game with no checkpoints. And the boss, dear God... that boss is a pain, you gotta fight the guy three times without any rest or healing. But once you do, you get the Ammo of Divine Right, finally proving to the Gun of Gunly Guns that you are worthy of its use. You don't exactly need to use the Ammo of Divine Right for the Gun of Gunly Guns, any old ammunition would do so long as you just have the Ammo in your inventory. But you're going to need it since, the dungeon isn't exactly over, and the enemies there are even tougher than the final boss. Have fun.

Okay, so I'm having problems with this annoying racing game where I gotta win the Summon Gem to summon Ziz, but even with my best mounts, I can't seem to get a time of 0:00:00, I know it sounds impossible, but it's been done before, so any tips on this?

[Kíeros]

The thing is, you don't need to get a time of 0:00.00, you just need to beat 0:00.01. Once the race starts, start running backwards, making sure to avoid all the people riding in the correct direction. When you finish, the time you take will be divided by the negative five laps you ran, thus giving you a negative time and beating the old record to get the summon gem.

So, I'm facing off against the LegendCrackers, and whenever I get close to beating them, they just pull out a massive explosive from nowhere and vaporize my whole party. How can I either prevent or survive that?

[Toast]

You need to buy peanut butter and spread it on the LegendCrackers.
How do I beat Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson in a dance off?

[mr_y_not]

In order to beat Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson in a Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson dance off, you need to learn the secret Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson art of Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson dancing. Drink 10 cups of Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson OJ a day and always keep a handy supply of Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson cocolate chip granola bars, you'll need them to restore your vim when challenging the grandmaster Robot Zombie Pirate Michael Jackson.

Any idea how to get past the part when the Alien Lampreys take over the convenience store and try to rob themselves?

[Snowyowl]

If there's a way past that I haven't found it. You'll need to reload your last save game just before the lampreys take over the store, but once you've collected the Phone Card, allow the time limit to run out instead of giving it to the Robot Admiral. That way the fake police station won't be destroyed and the Alien Lampreys never show up.

Or you could just use the Bottle/Door glitch to escape the store, but I think that messes up the best ending.

My entire team has the "Saturday Night Fever" status effect, is there an easy way to get rid of it?

[insanityIncarnate]

It's pretty easy, actually.
Just wait until Sunday morning.

I'm currently stuck trying to beat Chimbley Sweep in a swear-off over his packet of cigars.
The closest I came to winning was somehow turning it into an insult-off, but the stuff this kid comes up with is just off-the-wall crazy.

[Kitoko]

Oh man! I know how you feel about this one, this took me hours to figure out.
The insult-off is actually pretty far, I'm amazed you could get that far in the boss battle. If you do Up Left Right Up A Z You can do the I am rubber you are glue attack, he's really weak against that because he can't parry it, it's a magic spell. He will start retaliating though and prepare to use his legendary F.U. Spell. Well, if you want to do it the easy way you can pick up the Pink Earmuffs on the table hidden in one of the drawers before fighting him, it has a high resistance to those kinds of attacks and you'll suffer minimal damage. At that point you can pretty well spam him with swear combos and you will win. If you want to do it the hard way start using physical attacks on him because his mental barrier is much more depleted by then. The developers didn't get a chance to show an accurate bar for his mental meter though so you might have to endure a bit.

However I was doing very well through the game when I came across the Big-Wheel-o-Doom. His evasion is too high and I can't land any attacks on him. And when I try to do that A+ Up combo he keeps auto-parrying me, help!

[Friggle_Dex]

Oh man, you should have put ALL your points into accuracy like I did, he's no sweat like that. Now however, unless you wanna replay since level three, you'll have to get the Mega-Nuke DLC, it hits for massive damage everytime and it's only 99 cents! Trust me it's well worth it even though it's a one-time use.

Now can anyone help me get past CYCLOPS THE REPRIMANDER? I swear I can't get past his "One Eye Means Massive Laser" attack
the damage is too high! I only have 33 defense

[BlazerC]

I'm wondering what you're doing with only 33 defense at that point in the game, are you a Brawler that put alot of points into Agility and Cheatery or something? A Squishy Bishop? Even then you should have some neat armor at least...

Nevermind that though, to defeat the cyclops you need a polished shield or mirror armor, and equip either one to a tanking class in your party like a Knight or a Veggiesmith. They don't protect a lot of damage, but they reflect half of magical damage back at the attacker, basically hitting the Cyclops with half of his attack. Your tank will still take a lot of damage, so you need to keep healing him pretty hard otherwise you're going to lose. I'm pretty sure there's an easier way of doing it, but I haven't discovered it.

Speaking of things I haven't discovered, does anyone know how I get the Archaeologist class?

[Kíeros]

You have to go digging for it!
Don't kill me; that's actually what you need to do; go to the big square fields, and start digging up the areas. If you can dig up ninety of the one hundred without dying, then you'll be awarded the archaeologist class, no sweat.

Now then, how can I advance past the MLA building? Whenever I try, it seems that I don't have proper parenthetical documentation.

[insanityIncarnate]

The Archaeologist class, as far as I know, can only be unlocked by killing the Legendary Fossil without it crumbling into dust.
Ironically enough, this feat requires you to have an Archaeologist.
However, I found an alternate solution.
A whole inventory full of Epic-Level bags of holding full of Feather Dusters.
You can throw them for about three damage, and for some odd reason the feather dusters don't chip it.
What follows is quite possibly the most painfully drawn-out battle in the game other than Sir.Stallalot.

I'm currently stuck in the past, fighting the living version of said fossil.
Problem being, every time I time travel after killing it, I get the Time Paradox non-standard Game Over.
Help would be much appreciated.

EDIT: Derp, didn't see previous comment for some reason.
Sorry mate, but I haven't a clue about the MLA myself.