Stuck on Videogame game

[BlazerC]

I'm not sure how you got stuck there, it's rather obvious, but regardless, it says rather lame insults at you during the battle, daring you to top them. One up him and use Insult on it, rather than debuff it with berserk it makes it cry and rain and the Cloud Demon becomes a lot smaller. It will have a lot less defense, so you can just wail on him. It will grow back to it's normal size a few times through-out the battle, so remember to save some MP for using Insult again.

Oh yeah, I'm a little stuck too, if anyone has figured out how to tell the difference between the Good Souls and Bad Souls in hell? I don't have a clue and there's too many to just brute force it. Thanks!

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Can YOU find the stealth pun?

[Toast]

The Good Souls get moved to Heaven after that one guy unlocks it.
How do I beat Mike Dawson in ring toss?

[insanityIncarnate]

You don't.
You have to lose, but the secret is to stab him at the end.
And thus, PROGRESS~

I am currently stuck at...
Well...
Uh...
The title screen.
I was walking around in the programmers room and got stuck in a wall, so then I tried to open the inventory screen to get a warp pipe or something, but I got brought to what I think was the debugging room.
I was walking around a bit and then realised that there was no fourth wall where I expected there to be one, so I sort of...
Walked out into the blackness and got teleported to the Title Screen...
So now I'm stuck there....
What do?

[Toast]

You need to download the editor and edit the game. You need to reprogram the title theme to play.

Ok as it turns out I was battling Mike's alter ego Jack in ringtoss. Now I need to let Mike Dawson win. How do I do that? He literally throws the ring straight and it bounces off of the side of the pole. I really like this Darkseed II homage quest.

[DecidedlyDevious]

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Guys, I'm uh... at the "Make Love" scene of this game (it's the only reason I bothered with it, really), but uh... I have no idea what to do. I got him naked but there are like twenty options and none of them do what I would think they'd do.

[Kocel232]

Okay. First, you have to get the rusty wire hanger from behind the diner, combine it with the bloody shoelaces you find on the floor of Mike's room, and then you need to convince the giant talking head in the Dark World to give you the AMULET OF HEROES. Do NOT tell her what you plan to use it for, lie, or else the game becomes unwinnable. Combine that with the lace-hanger item to make the DARK WORLD HOOP THROWER. Give this to Dawson. He will use it, but still lose. However, this time, the ring bounces off the pole and hits Jack in the face, making his head spin. This is enough to banish Jack once and for all and complete the quest.

Also, make sure to talk to the Ring Toss Carnie a few times before you leave. He'll teach you a spell that makes any low-intelligence enemies unable to hit you. It's great.

I'm stuck on the quest that comes after that, where you have to help track down the "Legendary Bandit" Cobra. I've looked everywhere but all I can find are a bunch of fake severed arms.

[AnInvisibleUser]

(To DD)
Welp, did you learn the "Pleasure" Spell from the courtesan back at the Tower of Unearthly Delites? If not, you have to use the option to push the "Date" To a later time, and retrieve it then.
If you do have the spell, cast it with and Rush on him, then choose the second option. You'll know which one...

Now I'm stuck at the Boss Battle of the Realm of Inconsistencies. Every time I kill him, he casts "Inconsistency Warp" and Regains all of his health. He eventually just widdles down my reasources to a point where I'm screwed. Please Help!

[BenBen]

Don't worry, that thing had me stuck for a while too. I looked up what to do on a walkthrough, and apparently you have to do the same thing over and over again consistently, in as many fights as you can. This will slowly breakdown the Realm of Inconsistencies. This makes the boss lose his powers and you can easily defeat him.

I'm stuck on the part where this random guy traps you inside the internet. I can't stop taking arrows to the knee. Help!

[Reecer6]

This is quite simple, you have to run past all of the guards around the perimeter and matador the arrows into the guard's knees. If you examined the arrows in the split second before you die, you would've seen that they're Reversal Arrows. All the guards will turn into adventurers. Once you've gotten all of them, they will create a ladder for you to climb to the guy's base and defeat him.

I myself have escaped the internet, but I've been carried into a file named 'Jail' by a hoard of viruses. They then zipped it and there's no zipper on this side. Help?

[Bratmon]

If you feel around in the darkness enough, you'll find a Scroll of Summon Bloat. Cast it, then find another scroll. Repeat until the file explodes and you fly out.

But I'm still stuck on the Photo Album side quest inside the Internet. I've gotten all but Chuck Norris and the guy who translated Zero Wing. Where can I find them?

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I like how someone's tried to end this game like 5 times but we can't stop.

[AnInvisibleUser]

For Chuck Norris, Go AFK for about 10 minutes. You can't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. As for the guy who translated Zero Wing, Un-translate Zero Wing and wait for him to show up to translate it.

Now I'm stuck on the Guardian of Opposites. Every time I get him to half health, he uses his Yin-Yang Yo-Yo to change our factions, and I get owned by my party. If I go in without my party, I have no buffers or Healers, so I die quickly. Also, whenever I purposely change my faction, he just waits for the spell to deactivate before using the Yo-Yo. What do I do?

[MedicInDisquise]

Did you get the theif earlier in the game(or in the game(s) before this)? If not, then you need to go back. The Thief is neutral all the time so he will swap teams with you. You can then use his overpowered combo of Steal+Backstab.


I'm stuck on the puzzle after it. I manage to defeat the Nerd, but then his security comes on and I have to re-wire the door to explode in their faces. The wires are Red, Blue, And Green. Is there some kind of combo I have to do?

[Kíeros]

I can't really explain it in words, so here's a diagram. Note: The black wire is actually supposed to be white, but you could not see it, so it's black.

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I'm still back in the internet portion; I can manage to beat six of the needed seven rounds of the "Which is not Chuck Testa" game, but every time I try to guess which of the final 945 ones are real, I follow what I think is right, but NOOPE, Chuck Testa. How can I find the correct final one?

[AnInvisibleUser]

You see, Chuck Testa has a natural weakness for Bacon. Before you enter, purchase a strip of bacon. On the final round, toss the bacon to the side, and finger whoever doesn't begin fighting over it.

Now That I'm through the Guardian, I'm in the Castle of Duplicates. Every Item I have duplicates, Then the Duplicates Duplicate, and then I'm over-encumbered and can't move. If I drop my stuff, The castle is flooded and I drown in a sea of Items. If I leave It outside, I have no High-Level Items to help me through the dungeon, and have to let my party do the work, but then the same thing happens with the people, So I have to leave my party outside. But then I don't have anyone to keep the "Don't Duplicate" spell up on me, So Then I duplicate and Drown in an Ocean of Me.
Any Help would be appreciated.

[GrayGriffin]

Oh, that's easy. Don't you remember the Imbue and Contagion spells? Combine them, along with "don't duplicate" on one of your mundane items (you did keep some, right?) and it will "spread" the lack of duplication to everything else.

Okay, yeah, I got to the final boss in that castle. But now he's abusing the duplication system, and I can't drop my mundane item or dispel it before the battle to fight him on equal ground. Help?

[wiseguy21]

You're going to need the theif, Reverse, and two items with the Imbue/Contagion/Don'tDuplicate combo. Get the theif to have reverse on him. His steal will reverse to give. Give the boss one of the items, and he won't be able to abuse the duplication.
That took me about 12 tries to figure out, so yeah.

The Gateway in the internet is where you leave, right? How do you get past the infinite pop-up barrage? I've tried all my magic, and items, and they don't go.

[GrayGriffin]

The pop-ups are actually a maze, with each alert being a wall. Just keep going forwards and going around, and you'll eventually get out.

At least, that's what I did, but now my way is blocked by a giant alert that seems to span the whole screen. I can't get around it. Help please?

[SonicLover]

At least, that's what I did, but now my way is blocked by a giant alert that seems to span the whole screen. I can't get around it. Help please?

When you get to that point you're supposed to go back and ask Dr. Norton for a POP-UP BLOCKER. He'll send you on a quest to find a few things and promise to install it on you in exchange.

I myself am stuck on that quest. You'd think it'd be easier to find a Clean Block in the Internet...

[AnInvisibleUser]

Believe it or not, the "Clean" area is hidden in a deep part of 4chan. It may be hell, but you must fight your way through it. Don't take any of the advice they offer, though!

I'm lost in the Maze of Mazes. Every time I find the exit, another maze spawns! If I go back to the start, It resets. Any Help?

[SonicLover]

I'm lost in the Maze of Mazes. Every time I find the exit, another maze spawns! If I go back to the start, It resets. Any Help?

Ha! I know that bit. Remember the Yo Dawg pet you picked up in the Internet? Turn it loose in the Maze of Mazes and it'll lead you to a secret exit. (The hint to do so requires a bit of meme knowledge: "Yo dawg, I heard you like mazes so I put a maze in your maze so you can etc. etc...")

...I've hit a wall right after that, though. The secret exit leads to the Staircase. I have no idea which floor to go to from the Staircase; I saved before each choice and they all seem to lead somewhere I've already been, forcing me to redo huge chunks of the game. How do I progress?

[Kíeros]

You remember how you went down to get into the maze of mazes, right? Go up a few flights backwards, until you cannot see the ground. Remember to count how many, and then head down that many flights of stairs and two more to progress. But if you go too far, you'll end up looping all the way up to the top floor.

So, I'm facing the recurring boss for the eleventh time. I've tried everything, but I cannot seem ti find what weapon to apply his secret weakness of the match to (Carlsbad Cavern's Quality Creamed Corn)!

[AnInvisibleUser]

You get the Cream Corn at the Carnival of Carnal Delights. If you're too far forward to return there, however, you have to use the spell "Summon" mixed with "Devour." Have your thief use reverse on the Devourer, and it should create a delicious copy of the cream corn, but only temporary. Repeat this until he's dead.

Now, I'm at the Tech-Head HQ, And I'm fighting the Photo-Copy of myself, the one that mirrors my moves. I can't find a way to kill him without killing myself, since if I hit him, he hits me. If I try to walk backwards into the spikes, I die, as well as him, Seeing as the room is perfectly symmetrical, I have no Idea.

[Kíeros]

You have to carefully punch yourself in the left ear; his unarmed combat attack against sinister vocal receptors stat is one point higher than yours, and so he'll die first, and you'll survive with 1 HP. Just be sure to heal up immediately after that and use the special targeting assistance.

And yes, I know where to have gotten the Creamed Corn, I just do not know how to use it to kill him. It's like you have a frying pan and an ostrich egg, and the complete set of egg opening mallets; you know you need to break the egg into the frying pan to make the giant omelet, but you don't know which of these twelve thousand mallets is the one for breaking open ostrich eggs, and if you use the wrong one, it explodes.

[digiexpert]

Oh, it's actually really simple, you simply use it with the Spoon of Infinite Delights that the Pumpkin Boss drops with 100% Accuracy. From there, just get a critical hit to force-feed him. So, yes, Critical Hit buffs are absolutely needed.

Now, I'm stuck on exactly that puzzle you just said, ostrich egg and egg opening mallets, needing to make a giant omelet.

[SonicLover]

Now, I'm stuck on exactly that puzzle you just said, ostrich egg and egg opening mallets, needing to make a giant omelet.

It's easier than it looks. See the little number in the corner? That's how many times you need to hit the egg before it'll crack properly. Lots of people miss that number since it sort of blends in.

Me? I'm stuck in Madame Climax's Hunting Lounge. I can talk to the animal heads, but that's it. I think I'm supposed to talk to them in a certain order but I can't find any clues.