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Stranger: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
You: LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD
Stranger: SHE TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOOOIN AAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHHHEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEE
You: JUST A CITY BOY
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUUTH DETROOIITTT
You: HE TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOOOIIN AAAAAANNNNYYYWHERE!!!
You: *sick guitar*
Stranger:
Stranger: SINGER IN A SMOK-AY ROOOM!
You: SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PUR-FUME
Stranger: DOIN' ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
Stranger: JUST ONE
Stranger: MORE
Stranger: TIME
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: yea..
You: XD
You: Wrong verse.
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: Its funny you did that, because I was listening to that song
Stranger:
Stranger: I was too
Stranger: But now I feel awkward cause I messed it up...
You: Heh
You: Its cool.
Stranger: lol
You: It was silly and random, thus awesome
Stranger: Schweet. Thats what I go for.
You: I think its time we went our seperate ways you awesome person. Thanks for the entertainment
You:
Stranger: No problem, thanks for being entertaining an equally as awesome
Stranger: =)
Somehow I always get the people who can't actually understand English.
Dude, I totally got quite a few Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people on Omegle. I felt bad for their English skills. One of them asked me to teach them how to speak English.
My experiment was probably doomed to failure, since I had this conversation at 2:40-something AM. I tried to play the part of a completely undesirable abstinent virgin geek to make the person disconnect, but she was disturbingly persistent. Or maybe I put it on too thick. Whatever. I have a low tolerance for cyber perving. You never know who you're talking to, and it's just shallow and pathetic and sad. You could probably have a more fulfilling relationship from dialing a 900 number.
Stupid midnight coffee craving making me have to do things to keep from being bored while waiting for the caffeine crash....
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You: Howdy!
Stranger: yehhhh ha
You: So....
You: Hi again!
Stranger: u like stuff
You: I do indeed like stuff, friend.
You: What manner of stuff tickles your particular fancy?
Stranger: im more of a things kind of girl
Stranger: wink,wink
You: Oh?
You: I like things too.
You: Like my X-men collectibles.
You: And Jesus.
You: And abstinence.
Stranger: there all pretty cool things
Stranger: but my things are better
You: You have a limited edition Spider-Man comic autographed by Stan Lee?
Stranger: better
You: ...You know what? It's too late for me to pretend that I don't know what you're talking about. You have a good night.
OMG these are fascinating to read! I just did one.
[blah blah blah intro, hellos, etc. He wanted to know my gender almsot immediately .]
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have an id?
Stranger: msn
You: no msn
You: are you in school?
You: college?
Stranger: then can u send ur pics
Stranger: college
You: hahahaha
Stranger: u
You: law school
You: second year
Stranger: horrible
You: ha! often, yes!
You: but lately it's been alright
Stranger: can u send ur pics?
You: i'm not interested in that stuff
Stranger: have u done sex?
Stranger: or look porn?
You: i have 'done' sex yes
You: have you?
Stranger: no
You: i am not really hear for that *blushes*
You: -here
Stranger: can i do with u?
Stranger: in net?
You: no thanks
Stranger: why?
You: i hope you have a beautiful day though
Stranger: lets do it
You have disconnected.
Then I chatted with an awesome chick from UAE Fun!
OMG these are fascinating to read! I just did one.
[blah blah blah intro, hellos, etc. He wanted to know my gender almsot immediately .]
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have an id?
Stranger: msn
You: no msn
You: are you in school?
You: college?
Stranger: then can u send ur pics
Stranger: college
You: hahahaha
Stranger: u
You: law school
You: second year
Stranger: horrible
You: ha! often, yes!
You: but lately it's been alright
Stranger: can u send ur pics?
You: i'm not interested in that stuff
Stranger: have u done sex?
Stranger: or look porn?
You: i have 'done' sex yes
You: have you?
Stranger: no
You: i am not really hear for that *blushes*
You: -here
Stranger: can i do with u?
Stranger: in net?
You: no thanks
Stranger: why?
You: i hope you have a beautiful day though
Stranger: lets do it
You have disconnected.
Then I chatted with an awesome chick from UAE Fun!
These are generally quite fun.
I've met some really cool people; I still talk to this one girl from Hong Kong.
"Whereabouts? His 'whereabouts' are the PLANET EARTH, MAN!"
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Re: Omegle
Originally Posted by fait
Originally Posted by Portals
Somehow I always get the people who can't actually understand English.
Dude, I totally got quite a few Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people on Omegle. I felt bad for their English skills. One of them asked me to teach them how to speak English.
I taught a chinese guy English Grammar and i talked to a Korean guy through a translator.
I didn't save it to show, but last night I talked to a guy from Australia. He seemed cool with the fact that I didn't want to cyber but left after I said I wasn't going to share any pictures or facebook links.
I always seem to be stuck with interesting conversations on Omegle. The first one I did was with a kid in France who used me as a sounding board for his English-speaking practice. The second one I did, last night, was with a guy out in NY who is going to write for SNL soon, and we talked for a long time about everything before it got too late for both of us, and we went to bed.
I need some shorter, more violent conversations that don't make me feel like meeting the people I talk with and becoming best friends.
I've had the same conversation about 6 times in a row, almost word for word.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: ?
You: Doing alright. How about yourself?
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl pls
Stranger: ?
You: O_o
You: 24 m TN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's because they got rid of the header saying that 'asl is boring'. Now that it doesn't say that any more, people just assume 'okay now it's interesting again'
I think Omegel is sort of Hit and miss. Either you get a weirdo or a genuinely cool person. The mediums are the guys who disconnect after about four lines of conversation.
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Stranger: Is this the real life?
You: Is this just fantasy?
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes
You: look up to the skies
Stranger: and seeeeee
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: i need no sympathy
You: because it's easy come
Stranger: easy go
You: little high
Stranger: little low
You: anywhere the wind goes
Stranger: doesn't really matter
You: to meeeeeeee
Stranger: to me
You: Mamaaaaaa
Stranger: just killed a man
You: Dang! I forget what comes next!
You: I ruined it!
Stranger: nice try though, the furthest yet
You: Woo!
Stranger: my quest continues
You: You have a great day!
Stranger: good day sir
You: I wish you well on your quest!
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: Is this the real life?
You: Is this just fantasy?
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes
You: look up to the skies
Stranger: and seeeeee
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: i need no sympathy
You: because it's easy come
Stranger: easy go
You: little high
Stranger: little low
You: anywhere the wind goes
Stranger: doesn't really matter
You: to meeeeeeee
Stranger: to me
You: Mamaaaaaa
Stranger: just killed a man
You: Dang! I forget what comes next!
You: I ruined it!
Stranger: nice try though, the furthest yet
You: Woo!
Stranger: my quest continues
You: You have a great day!
Stranger: good day sir
You: I wish you well on your quest!
You have disconnected.
BAM.
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You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: Is this just fantasy?
You: Caught in a landslide
Stranger: No escape from reality
You: Open your eyes
Stranger: Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeee
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: I need no sympathy
You: Because I'm easy come
Stranger: Easy go
You: Little high
Stranger: Little low
You: Any way the wind blows
Stranger: Doesn't really matter, to meeee
You: To meeee
Stranger: Mama....
You: Just killed a man
Stranger: Put a gun against his head
You: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Stranger: Mama, life had just begun
You: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Stranger: Mamaaaa! Ohhhooohhhh!
You: (Any way the wind blows)
Stranger: IDidn't mean to make you cry
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Stranger: Carry, on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
You: Too late, my time has come
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine
You: Body's achin' all the time
Stranger: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Stranger: Mamaaaa! Ohhhooohhhh!
You: I don't wanna die
Stranger: But I sometimes I'd never been born at all!
You: I see a little sillhouetta of a man
Stranger: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
You: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me!
Stranger: Galileo!
You: Galileo!
Stranger: Galileo!
You: Galileo!
Stranger: Galileo figaro
You: MAGNIFICOOOOOO
Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
You: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family!
Stranger: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET HIM GO!
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET HIM GO!
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET ME GO!
Stranger: Will not let you go
You: LET ME GO
Stranger: Will not let you go.
You: LET ME GOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
You: Oh mama mia, mama mia!
Stranger: Mama mia let me go
You: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!
Stranger: For meee! FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave to die
You: Ohhhh baby
Stranger: Can't do this to be baby
You: Just gotta get out
Stranger: Just gotta get right out of here
You: Nothing really matters.
Stranger: Anyone can see
You: Nothing really matters.
Stranger: Tooo meeeeeeeeee!
You: Any way the wind blooooows...
You: \m/
Stranger: You are by far the most awesome person on this site
You: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Stranger: Hi
You: Because the devil is a surprisingly bad dancer.
You: You'd be surprised.
Stranger: i dont like dat man
You: I know. He's a jerk. All evil and such.
Stranger: i dont think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Is this the real life?
You: Is this just fantasy?
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes
You: look up to the skies
Stranger: and seeeeee
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: i need no sympathy
You: because it's easy come
Stranger: easy go
You: little high
Stranger: little low
You: anywhere the wind goes
Stranger: doesn't really matter
You: to meeeeeeee
Stranger: to me
You: Mamaaaaaa
Stranger: just killed a man
You: Dang! I forget what comes next!
You: I ruined it!
Stranger: nice try though, the furthest yet
You: Woo!
Stranger: my quest continues
You: You have a great day!
Stranger: good day sir
You: I wish you well on your quest!
You have disconnected.
BAM.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: Is this just fantasy?
You: Caught in a landslide
Stranger: No escape from reality
You: Open your eyes
Stranger: Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeee
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: I need no sympathy
You: Because I'm easy come
Stranger: Easy go
You: Little high
Stranger: Little low
You: Any way the wind blows
Stranger: Doesn't really matter, to meeee
You: To meeee
Stranger: Mama....
You: Just killed a man
Stranger: Put a gun against his head
You: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Stranger: Mama, life had just begun
You: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Stranger: Mamaaaa! Ohhhooohhhh!
You: (Any way the wind blows)
Stranger: IDidn't mean to make you cry
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Stranger: Carry, on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
You: Too late, my time has come
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine
You: Body's achin' all the time
Stranger: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Stranger: Mamaaaa! Ohhhooohhhh!
You: I don't wanna die
Stranger: But I sometimes I'd never been born at all!
You: I see a little sillhouetta of a man
Stranger: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
You: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me!
Stranger: Galileo!
You: Galileo!
Stranger: Galileo!
You: Galileo!
Stranger: Galileo figaro
You: MAGNIFICOOOOOO
Stranger: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
You: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family!
Stranger: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET HIM GO!
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET HIM GO!
Stranger: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
You: LET ME GO!
Stranger: Will not let you go
You: LET ME GO
Stranger: Will not let you go.
You: LET ME GOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
You: Oh mama mia, mama mia!
Stranger: Mama mia let me go
You: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!
Stranger: For meee! FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave to die
You: Ohhhh baby
Stranger: Can't do this to be baby
You: Just gotta get out
Stranger: Just gotta get right out of here
You: Nothing really matters.
Stranger: Anyone can see
You: Nothing really matters.
Stranger: Tooo meeeeeeeeee!
You: Any way the wind blooooows...
You: \m/
Stranger: You are by far the most awesome person on this site
I tip my hat to you.
I think I should never be allowed on Omegle again after this conversation. It's just too much fun.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Does it matter?
You: IT's all on the internet anyway.
You: I could be your grandfather for all you know.
You: Or the police.
Stranger: well can you say male
You: Or a five year old hermaphrodite from china
You: You don't know.
Stranger: idc
Stranger: :]
You: But I'll say female, just for the sake of argument.
You: Even though I'm a male
You: Or AM I?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: can you say your male tho
You: I am capable of that, yes.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and can you be gay
Stranger: lol
You: I'm highly confused as to the direction of this conversation.
You: Yes, I am capable of saying those things.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so your a gay guy?
You: I can neither confirm nor deny my existence as a homosexual male.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so for all I know you totally could be one
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna (bleep!)?
You: You never said what you were.
Stranger: I'm a gay male
You: Or so you say.
You: But how can I believe you?
You: You might be bi.
Stranger: holy...
Stranger: does it matter if I'm bi?
You: I don't know. Does it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it doesn;t
You: Well then why did you ask?
Stranger: because you mentioned it like it could be a problem
Stranger: now
Stranger: wanna (bleep!)?
You: I can neither confirm nor deny whether I want to.
You: Just like I can neither confirm nor deny my status as a government agent.
Stranger: why the hell not?
You: Or my status as a dragon.
Stranger: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: ITS A ANAONMOUS SITE
Stranger: I GET IT
Stranger: YOU COULD BE A ROCK FOR ALL I KNOW
You: I could be. Correct.
Stranger: CONGRATS FOR EXPLAINING THE OBVIOUS
You: Thank you.
Stranger: now
Stranger: would you like to (bleep!)?
You: Who's asking?
Stranger: a gay male
Stranger: to a gay male
You: Who is the other gay male?
Stranger: you
You: Psh. I'm not gay.
Stranger: we went over this a few moments ago
Stranger: oh
Stranger: of course
Stranger: because now you have evidence
Stranger: ?
You: Well I have all the evidence I need. You don't.
Stranger: well for all I know
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: for all you know
Stranger: I could be a girl
You: This is true.
You: But I also know that I'm not into internet dirty talk.
Stranger: well why didn't you say that
Stranger: dumbass
You: Have a nice day! :)
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The sky.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i'm from the ground
Stranger: what's it like there
You: Oh man, you wouldn't believe it.
You: I ride a pegasus every morning to school.
Stranger: i just use my legs : (
You: Man, you should totally get a pegasus.
You: They're all the rage.
Stranger: i'd rather get a unicorn dunno
You: Unicorns look cool, sure, but they just don't have the mileage.
Stranger: they have a giantic horn. if someone pisses me of i'll just spike them!
Stranger: gigantic*
You: Well, yeah, but the insurance for that kind of thing is through the roof.
Stranger: yes but a pegasus is just out of my league
Stranger: maybe a griffon someday..
You: Griffins are total gas guzzlers.
Stranger: they only require 20 goblins a day, come on!
You: Geeze, goblins are hard to come by nowadays. How do they expect us to keep up with it?
Stranger: thats true,
Stranger: i breed them,
Stranger: just dont tell the king's men..
Stranger: you know how they get..
Stranger: but i can get you some if you need any
You: Oh, I know. One 'misplaced' goblin and they're all over your back like flies on a rhino.
Stranger: 5 crowns a gobbo.
Stranger: tell me about it.
You: Things are getting hard here in Sky City.
Stranger: well, where else can we go
You: ...Cloud City?
You: Nah.
Stranger: that place smells like fish.
You: Not to mention the incessant calling of the crows there. I mean, really. I went there on a business trip once and didn't get a wink of sleep!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: Form?
You: Human form
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NEXT!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from
You: Earth
You: But don't tell anyone.
You: It's private information
Stranger: o
Stranger: -O
Stranger: m/f
You: Did you just call me a Mother F-----?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
One more!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: :)
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine :)))
Stranger: u?
You: Wow. Is that a big smiley, or a smiley from someone so fat that they have 2 extra chins?
You: I'm fine, thanks. :)
You: Just chilling and listening to music.
Stranger: m ?
You: And talking to strangers on the internet.
You: Mmmmmmmmaybe?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: The sun is a mass of incandescent gas!
Stranger: no way
You: A gigantic nuclear furnace!
Stranger: !
You: Where hydrogen is turned into helium
You: at a temperature of billions of degrees!
You: : D
Stranger: too bad the world is going throught its cycles.
You: yes, well, that was from a song written a while ago
Stranger: really?
Stranger: which one
You: yeah, by They Might Be Giants
You: I believe it was titled "The Sun"
Stranger: never heard of them sorry
You: oh man...
Stranger: im into the beatles
You: who isn't?
You: I mean, really
Stranger: ive not met anyone so far
You: But yeah, TMBG is really great
Stranger: ill try them out sometime thanks for introducing me
You: no prob. : )
Stranger: gotta go bye!
You: okay! nice meeting you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.