Omegle

[liquidMountain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: HELLO TWERPS
You: WE'VE COME TO TAKE YOUR PIKACHU
You: WELP
You: TIME TO BLAST OFF
You: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN................*twinkle*
You have disconnected.

I'm doing some spoy mode now.

[UltraRanger]

You: Hi
Stranger: Bye
You: You were a dick to me anyway!

You have disconnected.

I'm so cool. Hehehe.

[Reecer6]

I was berated by a Kanaya and a Sollux in spymode for saying "ON3 OF YOU 1S 4 V4MP1R3/ZOMB13."
The fitting thing was that Kanaya appeared during the vampire variant.

[Drillgorg]

Oh man guys, there is a new common interest feature. Type Homestuck into it.

[flickerFyre]

Oh man guys, there is a new common interest feature. Type Homestuck into it.

I tried to doing that. After minutes of searching, I found someone who actually had an interest in Homestuck. They disconnected immediately. Now I can't find anyone else. :c

/cries

[LMMN]

Oh man guys, there is a new common interest feature. Type Homestuck into it.

I got one person who made fun of my quirk and left.
Well okay, it had more substance than that but it felt painful to me.

[Zaprika]

Aww poor baby, XP Omegle.........meh it's ok.

[Syxx]

I always seem to find the jerks on Omegle, and I know I set myself up when I give them my location, I know I should lie, but my Canadian pride just doesn't let me, and I always get made fun of cause I usually get an American. :'(
(but I did actually connect to a Turkish person once in Turkey and found out some cool stuff, well I think it was true but IDK)

[El Ninja Monkey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: do you like tavros?
You: Yes
Stranger: he's never coming back

[cardiacAtrophy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: do you like tavros?
You: Yes
Stranger: he's never coming back

Can we have a rep feature? I want to rep this guy just for sharing that with me.

[liquidMountain]

Considering doing some video chat with my Steve Minecraft head on. Is it safe?

[Cerelan]

The Homestuck Interest Tag Worked!



(Don't Mind My Terrible Kanaya, I do not usually RP as her. I sort of Panicked and Just Picked her)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: Hello
Stranger: HI
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT
You: Hm.
Stranger: I DONT HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY HERE
Stranger: AN ANSWER BEFORE MY HORNS GROW FOURTEEN FEET WOULD BE NICE
You: Oh Karkat It Is You.
Stranger: OH FUCK
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK IT
Stranger: I MEAN
You: This Human Website Has Such Strange Creatures
Stranger: I AM BASICALLY THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
Stranger: OH FUCK
Stranger: DO NOT
Stranger: DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME I FOUND YOU KANAYA IN ALL THIS FUCKING GARBAGE
Stranger: OF COURSE
Stranger: I GO TO STUDY HUMANS AND I GET STUCK WITH YOU
Stranger: HAVE YOU AT LEAST FOUND ANYTHING RELEVANT WHILE WADING THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: OK IM BEING IGNORED
Stranger: THATS COOL
Stranger: NOT LIKE IM THE LEADER ANYMORE EVER SINCE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND FUCKING PRETTYBOY SHADEFUCK APPEARED HERE
You: SOrry
You: *Sorry
You: There Was An Emergency I Had To Attend To
Stranger: YOUVE BEEN DRINKING THAT FUCKED UP COFFEE HAVENT YOU
Stranger: DONT DRINK THAT SHIT I THINK ITS BEEN TAMPERED WITH
You: No
You: In My Current State Coffee Is Not Really My Drink Of Choice
Stranger: OH FUCK I FORGOT
Stranger: IM NOT EVEN GONNA ASK WHAT YOU DRINK
You: That Is Probably For The Best
Stranger: HOLY SHIT PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU DONT FEED OFF THAT ROSE GIRL AND SHE LETS YOU
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT THIS IS FUCKED UP
You: I Never Said Anything Like That Karkat
Stranger: THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT ROMCOM FROM HUMANLAND I SAW
You: Which One?
Stranger: IT WASNT EVEN A FUCKING ROMCOM THAT PIECE OF BIRDSHIT DAVE TOLD ME IT WAS
Stranger: THE BULLSHIT WITH THE HUMANS WHO'RE MATESPRITES BUT I THINK A LOWBLOOD WHO CAN TURN INTO SOME HUMAN ANIMAL TRIED TO FUCK IT UP
Stranger: AND THE RAINBOWDRINKER HIGHBLOODS WANTED TO KILL THEM FOR NOT JOINING THEIR RANKS
You: Oh
Stranger: FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME
Stranger: I MEAN AWFUL
You: I Think Rose Was Telling Me About That One
Stranger: BUT YEAH
Stranger: JUST DONT FEED OFF THAT ROSE ANYWAY
Stranger: THE FUCK IS WITH YOU TWO ANYWAY
You: It Could Just Be Their Form Of Irony In A Movie Format
You: Well Karkat
You: That Is None Of Your Business
Stranger: OH FUCKING PLEASE
You: I Should Just Outright Ask The Nature Of the Relationship You Have With Terezi Then
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I DUNNO
Stranger: I MEAN SHE SPENDS TIME WITH DAVE AND SHIT
Stranger: AND WHENEVER I TALK TO HER SHE SEEMS BUSY OR DISINTERESTED
Stranger: I FEAR HER FEELINGS FOR ME ARE BECOMING BLACK
Stranger: FUCK THIS
You: I Dont Know If That Is What Im Seeing
Stranger: THIS ISNT ABOUT ME DAMNIT
You: But You Are Obviously The Expert Here.
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES DID I HELP YOU WITH YOUR EPISODE WITH VRISKA
Stranger: I SHOULD BE ON THE BALL WITH SHIT GOING ON AROUND HERE
You: That Is A Reasonable Question. How Many Times Did You Actually Help With Said Episode?
Stranger: PROBABLY MORE THAN ID LIKE TO HAVE
Stranger: I FUCKING HELP EVERYONE I CANT TRACK THAT SHIT
You: Well You Should Probably Look Into Organizing Yourself Then
Stranger: I MEAN YEAH I COULD KEEP A NOTEBOOK WITH ALL THAT AROUND BUT THEN ID BE AS BAD AS THE SHIPWALL BULLSHIT
Stranger: OH HARDY HARDY HAR CMON I HAD TO ORGANIZE ALL YOU FUCKS TO COMPLETE THE GAME
Stranger: BUT OK WHATEVER IT IS YOUR BUSINESS
You: Yes.
You: It Is.
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: HAS TEREZI TOLD YOU ANYTHING
Stranger: LIKE AT ALL
You: I Don't Know If I Am At Liberty To Divulge That.
You: After All From The Way You Put Things, I Have No Experience In The Field.
Stranger: OK FUCK FINE
You: So Why Should I Pass Along Any Messages
Stranger: YOUR EXPERIENCED AS HELL
Stranger: THE EXPERIENCE YOU POSSES IS ENDLESS AS A FIELD OF FUCKING SPLINTERS THAT IM WALKING THROUGH SAYING ALL THIS
Stranger: NOW TELL ME
You: She Has Not Told Me Much. Just That She Enjoys Her Chalk Drawings With Dave And That Mayor Fellow
You: The Three Seem To Be Having Fun.
Stranger: FUN
Stranger: THE FUCK IS THIS FUN CRAP
Stranger: WE'RE ON A METEOR HEADING TO FUCK ALL KNOWS WITH OUR PERSONAL TRIP TO HELL CHASING JUST BEHIND
Stranger: AND FUCK THAT GUY HES NOT A REAL MAYOR
You: He Has A Sash
You: That Is Quite Mayorial
Stranger: IT SAYS MAYO WITH AN R DRAWED ON THE END AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WITH WORKING EYES
Stranger: I UNDERSTAND TEREZI NOT SEEING IT AND DAVE PROBABLY HAS FUCKING BUCKETS TAPED TO THE INSIDE OF THIS SHADES BUT YOU TOO
Stranger: FUCK
You: Perhaps This Is Why Terezi Did Not Wish To Invite You To Draw With Her.
You: You Are Quite Uptight About This Entire Trip
Stranger: MY ATTITUDE?
Stranger: NO MY ATTITUDE IS FINE SHE KNOWS THAT]
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: OH FUCK ME MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME THIS SHIT
Stranger: GOD FUCK THAT GUY
You: Even Though This Is Quite Inane
You: Have You Considered That He May Have A Point?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK WHY WOULD I
Stranger: I KNOW HES ME AND ALL BUT HES THE SECOND DUMBEST FUCK I KNOW BESIDES PAST ME
Stranger: AND MAYBE GAMZEE
You: You Realize How You Sound Correct?
Stranger: MAYBE SOMETIMES WHY
You: That This Is All Probably A Ploy To Escape Something?
Stranger: ESCAPE WHAT
Stranger: THE IMPENDING DOOM LURCHING AROUND US EVERYWHERE WE GO
You: Truth? Yourself?
Stranger: YEAH
You: It Could Be Anything.
Stranger: NO IM PRETTY SURE IM FINE
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: OK NO IM NOT
Stranger: I THE ONLY ONE STRESSING ABOUT THIS CRAP AND THIS WHOLE TEREZI THING
Stranger: JUST WHY
Stranger: WHY THAT DAVE GUY
You: What About Him?
You: He Is A New Companion. What Else Is There To Know
Stranger: FIRST OF ALL HE MADE ME DRAW HUMAN DICKS WHEN I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO PLOT OUT A WEEKLY SCHEDULE FOR OUR SITUATION WITH TEREZI
You: Did Terezi Know About This Schedule By Any Chance?
Stranger: NO OF COURSE NOT
You: Wouldn't You Think That Could Be The Source Of A Problem?
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: BUT I IMAGINE IF DAVE WOULD HAVE BEEN MATURE ABOUT IT FROM THE BEGINNING IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE
You: Karkat Listen To Yourself
You: You Wanted To Divide Up Terezi Into Different Quadrants For Different Days Of The Week.
You: That Is Not Entirely Normal.
Stranger: NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL
Stranger: SOME CRAZY FUCKNUT BUILDING TOWNS OUT OF CANS ON A METEOR TO A NEW FABRICATED UNIVERSE SEEMS NORMAL
Stranger: BUT WHAT IM DOING ISNT
You: Yes.
You: Precisely
Stranger: THATS IT
Stranger: YEAH OK REALITY IM OUT
You: If You Insist.

[Raiford Rakehell]

Hello! I'm fairly new to this roleplay thing so excuse me if it's not as good as some stellar RPs I saw in this thread. Nevertheless, I'm eager to Jump In! into this wondorous community.

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▲: Hello.
▼: G00d evening.
▲: To whom do I owe this as of yet uncertain pleasure?
▼: I was ab0ut t0 ask the same.
▲: I'm Raiford Rakehell, Human.
▼: I am kn0wn by vari0us names
▲: 17 years of age.
▼: Years?
▲: I'm the self-proclaimed Dragon King of Oregon.
▲: My interests include mental hospitals and vaudeville music.
▲: What about you, mysterious stranger with a booming voice?
▼: Less b00ming and m0re h0ll0w.
▲: Oh, now that you point it out...
▼: I am the Handmaid. S0me believe me t0 be a dem0n, 0thers think I am a servant 0f death.
▲: It has that gravelike chill about it.
▲: I've never found death threatening.
▲: It's always been an exciting prospect for me, personally.
▲: What exactly is the Handmaid's connection to death?
▲: Also I don't believe I caught your name?
▼: I d0n't have a name per se. M0st call me Handmaid 0r Dem0ness th0ugh.
▲: Demoness sounds... exciting.
▼: Am0ng my pe0ple I have bec0me legend f0r the sheer am0unt 0f death and destructi0n that f0ll0ws in my wake.
▲: As a Dragon King, I know what you mean.
▲: Not everyone realizes the neccesity of such means.
▼: We are a highly stratified pe0ple, and th0se 0f my caste are regarded as servants at best, rather than s0mething t0 be feared.
▲: Despite that, you seem to have made a name for yourself.
▲: I respect people who have "broke out", in a way, from the rigid social norms.
▼: It makes the highbl00ds think twice ab0ut what they're d0ing, and incites 0ther l0wbl00ds int0 vi0lent rev0luti0n.
▲: Have you ever envisioned yourself as a leader?
▼: It is expressly f0rbidden t0 me.
▲: There's something inherently romantic about a "lowblood" leading a revolution against their usurpers.
▲: Especially a female one.
▲: Oh, I see.
▲: So...
▼: S0?
▲: What's your motivation in life?
▲: Seeing as you're so closely connected to death and destruction...
▲: It would seem that an act so simple as a conversation would be utterly pointless.
▲: What makes you not succumb completely do depression and madness?
▼: I was gr00med t0 d0 this, nearly since hatching.
▲: Do you ever regret being brought up this way?
▲: Have you ever thought about how differently could your have gone?
▼: There was certainly a likelih00d that I died fr0m the discipline meted 0ut t0 me
▲: Huh!
▼: But Father is 0mniscient and s0 he knew exactly when t0 st0p.
▲: And you don't feel compelled to extract revenge?
▲: Getting killed is not something one simply brushes off.
▼: I can hate him all I want, but it d0esn't change the past.
▲: Tell me,
▲: if the past is completely forgotten, does it stop existing?
▲: Did something happen if all evidence of it is erased?
▼: That's a p00r questi0n t0 ask me. I jump ar0und in the timestream as needed
▲: Interesting.
▲: A "Handmaid" that can travel through time.
▲: Can I ask you a favor?
▼: Y0u can ask, but whether 0r n0t I d0 it depends 0n the nature 0f the fav0r.
▼: Due t0 the terms 0f my empl0yment y0u see.
▲: Well...
▲: As such I feel it's neccessary for me to present some "backstory".
▼: 0f c0urse.
▲: You said you had a mentor.
▲: One so strict so as to possibly even kill you.
▲: You see, I've never had someone like that in my life.
▲: From my earliest days I was left to fend for myself.
▲: All around me, people were experiencing life as it was meant to be lived, whereas I was always led to believe there's something wrong with me.
▲: I couldn't fit in any social circles.
▲: It was, and still is, pure hell.
▲: I devoted my life to study, and the search of knowledge
▲: Well, as much as you can devote 10 years, really.
▲: But I've quickly found that all is meaningless when there's nobody to share it with.
▲: What's the point of amassing knowledge, then?
▲: At that time, I noticed some changes taking place in me.
▲: Despite being excluded out of their ceremonies, I started looking at other people
▲: especially the opposite gender
▲: with yearning and admiration instead of resentment.
▲: Now I'm 17 and in two weeks time I will be "celebrating" my birthday.
▼: Happy wriggling day then.
▲: Marking the passing of the finest years a human person should have: childhood.
▲: All of it spent without experiencing even a single good thing.
▲: I plan to not see another "wriggling day".
▲: And so my favor is.
▲: If I were to claim my life, would you employ your skills to make sure my soul is safe?
▲: Make sure that I finally go to a better place?
▲: I'm rewarded for my struggle?
▼: It seems we have had a misunderstanding. I am n0 psych0p0mp.
▲: O-oh...oh.
▼: Th0ugh I am curi0us, what st0ps y0u fr0m interacting with th0se y0u admire?
▲: The fear of being even more shunned.
▲: I tried in the past.
▲: I was immediately rejected on the behalf of being...
▲: ...how to put it...
▲: without a "lusus", if you will.
▼: Seventeen is a respectable adult age where I am fr0m.... A tr0ll 0f seventeen sweeps w0uld have abs0lutely n0 need 0f a lusus.
▲: That's because he has had a lusus all that time.
▲: You said that you don't have power over the matters I asked you about.
▼: A lusus is m0st imp0rtant between the ages 0f 0h... 0ne and ab0ut seven 0r eight.
▲: Despite that, I still feel that, with your consent of course, you could help me.
▲: As I said, I began to take a certain interest in people around the age of... about 15.
▲: No books I had access to explained that phenomenon.
▼: What s0rt 0f interest?
▲: But soon enough I came to understand this.
▲: Now, I'm trying to be as polite about it as possible.
▲: You did say you can cause unimaginable destruction....
▲: But since you're a female...
▲: And I'm a male...
▲: And we've both led seeming unfulfilling lives...
▲: Without gratitude or encouragement...
▲: This is really hard.
▲: Do you see what I want to imply?
▲: Demoness, I want you to love me.
▼: N0t entirely. Highbl00ded subtleties are n0t my str0ng p0int.
▲: Nevertheless I feel like I have made my point clear enough.
▲: I feel an increasing urge to elope with you.
▲: Undoubtedly you know about your race's sexual practices.
▲: Truth be told, at their base they are the same as human ones.
▼: I kn0w n0thing 0f human sexual practice.
▲: It's your choice entirely. In two weeks I will be dead.
▼: Y0u will explain them t0 me.
▲: Do you consent to filling a dead man's wish?
▼: I d0n't see h0w death has anything t0 d0 with it.
▲: I want to feel a brief moment of happiness.
▼: My kismesis is dead after all, and we still keep up 0ur relati0nship
▲: Of release.
▲: Before I die.
▲: It's much simpler than you make it out to be.
▲: And so I ask...
▲: Do you agree?
▲: Agree to helping me
▲: I just want you to take my penis into your mouth.
▲: Now, a penis is the human male reproductory organ
▲: *disrobes*
▼: Y0u really d0n't want y0ur bulge near my m0uth.
▼: *She bares her teeth. Even as a lowblood, they're significantly sharper than human ones*
▲: The so-called French Love might seem repulsive at first, but sources lead me to believe it's the most gratifying form of sexual release.
▲: *moves closer and brushes off your hair from your face, his now-erect penis touching your thigh*
▲: Now or never, Demoness.
▼: Y0u have failed t0 explain human sexual practice t0 me.
▲: Huh.
▲: Well
▲: Troll sexual practice is focused on gathering genetic material.
▲: Is that right
▲: ?
▼: In general.
▲: The ultimate goal of human sexual practice is the same.
▲: I don't know how is the case with trolls, but for humans it's also very pleasurable.
▲: Contrary to trolls though, it requires mutual cooperation and physical contant.
▲: *contact
▲: Oh dear, I'm getting flustered. I can barely contain myself.
▲: As you can probably see my "penis" is in a shape that would fit your mouth.
▲: Your task would be to extract the genetic material.
▼: Pailing is always based in mutual c00perati0n and physical c0ntact.
▲: By means of gentle massage with your hands, lips and tongue.
▲: Not teeth, though. This is very important.
▼: And I have already said that y0u d0n't want y0ur bulge near my m0uth.
▲: You didn't explain why, though.
▼: We are a naturally vi0lent race. Even flushed partners will leave bites and scratches 0n 0ne an0ther.
▲: This is expected, and in some cases encouraged in human sexuality.
▲: It implies passion.
▲: By allowing your partner to wound you during sexual intercourse you accept him as a person closest to you.
▲: Understandably, having no close person in all my life, it is what i ask of you.
▼: Pailing is 0ne thing. Y0ur bulge anywhere near my m0uth is an0ther.
▲: It's a mixture of two extremes: pain and pleasure.
▲: So please, I am ready whenever you are.
▲: As evident by my "penis", quite literally, standing at attention.
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▲: Entertain me.
▼: *runs around, pretending to be airplane*
▼: nnnnnnnnnnn!
▼: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
▼: *trips over book*
▼: fuck!
▼: *starts rolling around on the ground*
▼: *bumpa into person*
▼: sorry.
▲: *morphs into a Russian-manufactured PANTSYR Anti-Aircraft battery and shoots you down, causing you to die in a fiery inferno, as molten plastic singes your entire body and you crash to the ground in a deserted Afghani desert, never to be found, your remains unrecognizable. Tonight, you make a feast for hyenas."
▼: *ghosr of john appears and eats you*

[misanthropicRusk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: N
Stranger: n is a big letter yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...I think I just got insulted

Maybe somebody did this this already, but he was speaking Finnish and I decided to translate this for you.

..Anyway after reading this thread for a while I decided to go and try this thing for myself. Here's a recent one though I'm not sure if it's funny to anyone who isn't Finnish.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: Hello there fellow stranger!
Stranger: how's it hanging
Stranger: oh hididdlydo
You: Pretty good I guess?
Stranger: yeah good and smooth
You: So would you care to hear me monologue about some shit you probably don't care about?
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: i've nuttin better to do
You: So in Finnish alphabet there's this letter Ä.
Stranger: kay go on
You: Which is basically an a, and we just call it "the swedish a".
Stranger: cool shit guess
You: Expect when it's not, and it's really confusing to all the finnish people.
You: but like
You: The letter is not found on a single finnish word.
You: Unless you count some names
Stranger: yeah and
Stranger: are you finnish then?
You: and it has just remained there, because there was a time when Swedish was the offical language of Finland.
You: yeah i am
You: And now it just kinda is there and it's weirding everybody out
Stranger: i'm pretty sure ure not finnish..
You: How so?
Stranger: u don't know the capital of finland. ha
You: Its Helsinki.
Stranger: and which is the asshole that finland happens to have?
You: That would be Turku.
You: If i'm not mistaken
(From this point on the conversation is entirely in Finnish. I've tried my best to translate it.)
Stranger: then why in the fuck did you call ä the swedish a :D:D:D:D:D:D:DD::DDDD
You: no i meant o
You: fuck
You: :(
Stranger: :D:D:DD
You: :<<
Stranger: aw don't cry =)
You: i'll cry a fucking river
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: may i ask that where from finland did we get a story like this =D
You: just from helsinki
You: was bored
Stranger: yeah that happens to me too
You: and i figured i might just talk about something
Stranger: and you decided to talk about ä
You: eeyup.
Stranger: å would have been good too
You: What did i write Ä
Stranger: yea all the time xd
You: i specifically meant å
You: shit
You: shit
Stranger: yeah i got that
You: god damnit all
Stranger: fucking hell man. tried to bamboozle some dopey americans
Stranger: :P
You: oh no you've exposed my evil plan
Stranger: yup caught you red handed..
Stranger: i guess we could probably discuss something constructive. did you vote for haavisto?
..And then we discussed stuff like school and politics for a while.

[fullmoonFreak]

Considering doing some video chat with my Steve Minecraft head on. Is it safe?

About as safe as chatroulette

[liquidMountain]

Well that was the opposite of reassuring. I guess that's put of the question then.

[miriclekid]

haha i saw equis a lot on omegle

[Toast]

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You: HEY

You: hey

You: AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS

You: or am I not

You: Ok this is stupid

Stranger: It is.

You: Everything is

You: forever

Stranger: Homestuck isn't (that) stupid.

Stranger: :U

You: remember all of the pages where it clearly said

You: THIS IS STUPI

Stranger: Lol, Same.

You: story time! So anyway my friend told me

You: THat he was in an army training thing

Stranger: Go on. :U

You: and this one guy was 45 minutes late to boot call or whatever

You: and his excuse was that he forgot how to tie his shoes

Stranger: LOL.

You: So they let it slide because the excuse was so ridiculous

Stranger: xD My god.

Stranger: That is golden.

You: I clapped when he told me

You: no laughing

You: just clapping

You: a slow clap

Stranger: Awkward clap?

You: no, like super villian clap

Stranger: Oh, Lol.

True story

[Cerelan]

I've been doing Kanaya a lot recently

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You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: Hello
Stranger: evvenin
You: Funny How You Are Still Able To Type
Stranger: wwait wwhat
You: When There Is Only Half Of You To Do It
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: Hello
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK AM I STUCK WITH
You: Oh Karkat?
You: Is That You?
Stranger: NO, IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY.
Stranger: YES IT'S ME.
You: Karkat Why Are You On This Human Website?
Stranger: I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
You: Oh
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU ON HERE?
You: I Find The Human Sense Of Sarcasm In These Conversations To Be Quite Fascinating
You: Their Bizzarre Infatuation In Finding Out If The Thing They Are Talking To Is Female
Stranger: YOU FIND EVERYTHING ABOUT HUMANS FASCINATING.
You: Well
You: They Are Quite Different Than Us
You: Doesn't That Make Them Interesting?
Stranger: THEY'RE JUST PLAIN ASS WEIRD
Stranger: NO, IT MAKES THEM FUCKASSES.
You: Perhaps If Instead Of Yelling At Them All The Time You Could Examine Their Ways

Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

[chezrush]

Why am I always being hit on Omegle?

[Drillgorg]

I don't understand? Did you mean to say hit on on Omegle? Probably because omegle is a pretty riske place.

[chezrush]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BOOBS
Stranger: I GOT EM
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: U DON'T GET TO SEE EM
Stranger: HAH
You: Oh cool.
Stranger: Aw yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ArcticDisease]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What's the best cartoon ever?
You: the grifter
Stranger: the simpsons or avatar
You: the candle cove is pretty good too
Stranger: never heard of either of those
You: yeah
Stranger: animee?
You: they didn't circulate very well
You: and no, western animation
You: anime is pretty terrible
Stranger: how old are they?
You: grifter is 70's candle cove is early 90's
Stranger: well i was watching cartoons a lot in the early 90s so it must not circulated very much like you said
You: I'd google it if I were you. Pretty good shit
You have disconnected.
... I think I just did a terrible thing

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Choice rp between 2ollux(me) and Karkat(stranger)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
Stranger: HEY FUCKHEAD.
You: 2up kk
Stranger: OH CAPTOR.
Stranger: HEY.
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT A COMPETE FUCKHEAD.
You: well thank2 for the backhanded compliiment ii gue22
Stranger: NOT MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAY.
Stranger: MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE OKAY.
You: ii could 2ay the 2ame thiing about you
Stranger: MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
You: 2o are you
You: when you arent tryiing two code
You: that usually get2 you iinto a bad mood
Stranger: ACTUALLY FUCK IT MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE TOTALLY COOL IT IS JUST THAT WHEN YOU GET INTO ONE OF THOSE FUCKING DEPRESSED MOODS.
Stranger: YOU JUST.
Stranger: FUCK I JUST DO NOT LIKE IT.
Stranger: DKBVFKJAFSJVHB
You: yeah yeah ii know
You: weve been over thii2 liike
You: thou2and2 of tiime2 dude
Stranger: I KNOW I KNOW FUCK YOU.
You: 2hut up nook2taiin ii tea2e you becau2e that2 ju2t how we operate
You: like two oppo2iing hu2ktop2 both confiigured iin 2ort of fucked up way2
Stranger: AND I FUCK YOU BECAUSE THAT IS HOW WE OPERATE.
You: lol
You: niice 2liip there dude
You: or not
You: wiink
You: or 2omethiing
Stranger: YEAH I GUESS.
Stranger: WAIT WHAT?
Stranger: WHAT SLIP?
Stranger: OH FUCK.
Stranger: SDJBVF;ANJKFVBJAFD
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN OR NOT WINK?
Stranger: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?
You: come on kk iit wa2 a joke
Stranger: NO FUCK Y- FUCK THAT. THAT IS NOT FUNNY.
Stranger: I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO YOU ANY MORE.
You: do you remember what iit feel2 liike two laugh
You: are you two 2trung up yelliing at everybody that youve lo2t that wonderful feeliing of laughter
Stranger: YES. YES I FUCKING AM.
You: 2o 2ad
You: iim cryiing mu2tard tear2 for you kk
You: they ta2te dii2gu2tiing
Stranger: EWE THAT IS FUCKING GROSS.
Stranger: I BET THEY DO.
Stranger: I BET ALL OF YOU EITHER TASTES LIKE MUSTARD OR PISS.
Stranger: OR IS SOUR LIKE FUCKING LEMONS. GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE TO SUCK YOUR BULGE WITH THAT KIND OF FUCKERY.
You: and what do your2 ta2te liike oh my2tery blood
You: liike 2late and iiron
You: ?
Stranger: AND NO.
Stranger: I
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
Stranger: MY BLOOD DOES NOT MATTER.
Stranger: HJVBASJKFVBLADS
Stranger: I MEAN FUCK THAT. NOT YOU.
You: you 2eem two be pretty fond of ma2hiing your key2 today
You: 2tre22ed out or 2omethiing?
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: NOT ANY MORE THAn USUAL.
You: tz giiviing you a hard tiime or 2omethiing?
Stranger: WHY DO YOU GIVE TWO FUCKS ANYWAY?
You: becau2e we are bulge bumpiing pupapal2 or 2ome 2hiit
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU SAY BULGE BUMPING?
Stranger: OR PUPAPALS?
Stranger: THOSE SOUND LIKE THINGS STRIDER WOULD SAY.
You: ii dont know weve 2aiid iit before liike dozen2 of tiime2
You: 2ometiime2 2everal tiime2 a conver2atiion
You: e2peciially when we were both iin bad mood2
You: but 2iince riight now neiither of u2 are at our proverbiial proteiin chute2 ii wa2 u2iing iit a2 a term of endearment
Stranger: OH OKAY. SORRY I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO THAT DICKASS WAY TOO MUCH.
You: yeah that guy2 a huge iin2ufferable priick
You: not sure why tz even bother2
Stranger: BECAUSE THAT GUY IS AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
You: yep
Stranger: AND FOR SOME REASON SHE DOES NOT SEE IT.
Stranger: SO I AM BASICALLY ALONE.
Stranger: ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Stranger: FOREVER.
Stranger: EXCEPT WHEN HE HIMSELF DECIDES TO BOTHER ME.
You: what about that uh...
You: black haiired one?
You: eiither of them
Stranger: NO NOT REALLY.
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: NO ONE BUT FUCKING *STRIDER*
Stranger: AND HIS AWKWARD FUCKING COMING ONTO ME FOR "the ironies bro"
Stranger: *BLUHHH*
You: maybe iin2tead of workiing your2elf up iintwo a tiizziie about iit you could try talkiing two tz iinstead of pa22iive agre22iively jabbiing at the both of them
You: and not 2o much pa22iively when 2triider2 iinvolved
You: that2 clearly the problem here
You: he2 a douche and youre pii22ed becau2e whether it2 ju2t a bunch of iironiic hoovebea2tshiit or not he and tz get along
You: REAL WELL IIF YOU KNOW WHAT II MEAN
Stranger: NO FUCK THAT. STRIDER CAN SUCK MY BULGE AND HE CAN KNOW IT AND TEREZI CAN GO FUCK HERSELF.
Stranger: AND NO THEY DO NOT THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS.
You: are they really kk?
You: are they reeaallyy??
Stranger: I THINK THEY ARE LIKE PRACTICALLY FUCKING MOIRAILS BY NOW YEAH.
Stranger: IT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE.
You: you dont 2ound two 2ure of your2elf there
Stranger: I AM.
You: are 2ure you havent con2iidered the fact that maybe you arent tz2 only optiion?
Stranger: HE TOLD ME. AND SHE TOLD ME.
You: people liie kk
Stranger: NO.
You: youve made that clear dozen2 of tiime throughout 2grub
You: the agent2 and 2hiit
You: ii havent even bothered wiith the human2 but iif they liive breed and breathe they can liie
Stranger: AND I MEAN NO I HAVENT NOT THOUGHT OF THAT AND FUCK YOU.
Stranger: THEY TOLD ME AND I TRUST TEREZI.
You: oh liike tz2 never liied two you?
You: or at the very lea2t been 2uper cagey and iin2iincere?
Stranger: AND AS MUCH AS I *HATE* IT.
Stranger: I HAVE TALKED TO STRIDER ENOUGH THAT I KNOW WHEN HE IS BEING SERIOUS.
You: pff
You: yeah riight
Stranger: HE HAS TICKS, AND TELLS. AND I TALK TO HIM ENOUGH TO KNOW THEM.
Stranger: IT IS INFURIATING. BUT USEFUL KNOWLEDGE NONE THE LESS.
You: have you ever watched hiim whiile he wa2 haviing a conver2atiion wiith tz?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I MEAN IT, THEY ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND. WITH ME, A LOT OF THE TIME.
You: ii dont know
You: fuckiing around 2eem2 to be theiir way of gettiing 2hiit done
Stranger: YEAH WELL I KNOW.
Stranger: AND WHY ARE YOU PRESSING THE ISSUE?
You: becau2e iim thiinkiing youre not 2o 200 percent po2iitiive how 2afe your quadrant2 are
Stranger: I AM.
Stranger: I REALLY FUCKING AM.
You: ii dont know
You: ii wouldnt be
Stranger: BECAUSE I HAVE A SOLUTION.
Stranger: I
Stranger: STOPPED
Stranger: CARING
You: ah that old triick
You: your not the only one to 2iit through 2hiity romcoms kk
You: the whole 'ii dont giive a 2hiit routine'
You: you know iit never work2
Stranger: THEY ARE NOT SHITTY
Stranger: AND IT IS NOT A ROUTINE.
Stranger: I REALLY DO NOT CARE IF SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE WITH ME.
Stranger: REALLY.
Stranger: SHE IS NOT WITH STRIDER AND I KNOW THAT ONE FOR SURE.
Stranger: BUT I DO NOT CARE WHO SHE ENDS UP WITH.
You: iif you diidnt care whether or not she wanted two be your matespriit then why would you take the tiime to fiigure out what theiir deal ii2?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND DICKHEAD.
You: you know iim riight
You: ii dont need two thiink about iit two iit2 true
Stranger: THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID, MAYBE SKIM UP OUR CONVERSATION A BIT.
Stranger: RE READ A FEW CHOICE COMMENTS.
You: ...
You: oh dear god
Stranger: ARE YOU GETTING THIS SHIT?
You: iim not 2ure
You: iim not 2ure ii want two
You: 0n0
You: waiit that look2 2tupiid
You: but iit fiit2
Stranger: YEAH IT DOES.
Stranger: IF IT BOTHERS YOU THEN FORGET ABOUT IT.
You: 2hiit
You: ii gotta go
You: aa want2 two chat
Stranger: HAHA.
Stranger: SURE YOU DO.
Stranger: RUN AWAY.
Stranger: BUT THAT IS OKAY.
You: not 2ure why 2he2 botheriing
You: 2he2 riight next two me
You: we wiill
You: talk about thii2 later
You: bye kk
Stranger: NO WE WONT BUT OKAY SEE YOU.
You have disconnected.

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Here's a long one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi bro
You: Sup
Stranger: Nothing,
You: I broke your computer btw
You: So enjoy that.
Stranger: Shit, you are the best friend ever You: I know.
Stranger: I like that
You: Bro.
Stranger: Wha?
You: Puppets.
Stranger: Master
You: Press that switch
Stranger: I can't!
You: Why.
Stranger: You know
You: Bro.
You: I am disapoint.
Stranger: Nooooo!!!!!!!
You: Yes.
You: Now go to your room.
Stranger: Why!!!!!!! Your soooo!!!!!!
Stranger: :,(
You: Bro.
You: Dont make Cal come out.
You: You know you hate Cal.
Stranger: He is bitch bro
You: You are asking to make him come out.
Stranger: Noo, I never do that
Stranger: You know
You: *Cal comes out*
You: HEE HEE
Stranger: I think we are friends :
You: HA HA.
You: HOO HOO.
Stranger: Stop!!!!
I'm not joking
You: Fine.
You: *Cal disappears in seconds*
Stranger: Okey, now bring me a pizza
You: Fuck no.
You: I guess I will call you Dave now.
Stranger: But you are the best chef I ever know
You: So Dave.
Stranger: Pizza
You: Get your own pizza
Stranger: But I don't have money
You: So.
You: Cal has some but you scared him off.
Stranger: Wow, I'm great
You: Yes.
You: Dave.
Stranger: Sup bill?
You: No. You: I am Dirk.
Stranger: Awwww shit! I forgoted
You: You dont know your bros name?
Stranger: Yeah but, you know
bro Stranger: The age
Stranger: Its a little bitch
You: But your 13.
Stranger: Ahhhhhhh what the fuckkk
Stranger: What year is this?
You: 2008
Stranger: Nooiooo!!!!!!!!!
You: in Texas.
Stranger: So I don't have no FIFA 12?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Why??????
You: Only FIFA 08
You: And Madden 09
Stranger: And cal of duty 53?
You: Yes.
You: Especially the Cal part.
Stranger: Dude, stop whit cal, I hate him
You: I know.
Stranger: He like Justin bieber!
You: Fuck who is Justin Beiber
You: He sounds like a dick.
Stranger: Its the biggest slut in my time
You: I forgot your a time traveller.
Stranger: Want to come to the future?
You: No. Stranger: And going to see toy story 7
You: I need to kill Jack Noir with my awesome katana.
Stranger: That's sounds cool
Stranger: Need help
Stranger: ?
You: No.
You: I got a bird version of you already helping.
Stranger: Shit! So I'm a bird too?
You: Your alternate future self.
Stranger: Fuck, I'm high
You: We like to just call him davesprite.
You: No.
Stranger: Thats a cool name
You: I stole your weed.
Stranger: Dude, you are the worst friend
You: And bro.
Stranger: What?
You: Or ecto biological father. Stranger: So, I'm a bird, an a travel adventurer, and your father?
Stranger: Sure in not high?
You: No I am your father.
You: And Bro.
Stranger: What?
You: Yes.
You: More of a adoptive Bro.
Stranger: Yeah, rigth. And my name it's dearth vader and I'm going to collect all the dragon balls
You: No. You: You are Dave Strider and you are the Knight of Time.
Stranger: Forgot I'm a bird too
You: You and your 3 friends are playing a game called sburb.
Stranger: Its like monopoly, rigth?
You: And there are trolls too
You: No. You: Its like fight fucking monsters and hope you survi e
You: *survive.
Stranger: Like, a zombie apocalypse? But whit monsters? That's sound the coolest game in the world
You: It is.
You: And theres this blind crazy chick that is crazy for you.
Stranger: And she is hot?
You: Shes a real life troll.
Stranger: Awwwwww men!
You: Also internet trolls are real trolls.
You: So yeah.
You: Also she lives on another planet.
You: Alternia I think.
Stranger: But I can't go to the future and show that bitch my hot girlfriend?
You: No you meet up eventually.
You: Also your hot girlfriend is a chick from a mysterious pacific island.
Stranger: Hawaii ?
You: No
You: It is mysterious.
You: And she is 13.
You: Like you.
Stranger: Dude I hate this fucking amnesia
You: Dude.
Stranger: What?
You: I could send you your biography.
You: But thats lame.
Stranger: Its in Wikipedia?
You: No.
You: Close.
You: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Dave
You: But I warn you.
Stranger: That Sound cool
You: It goes DEEP.
You: Like it will explode your brain.
Stranger: Please tell me
Stranger: Im FROM kriptón rigth?
You: No You: Texas buttmunch.
Stranger: Awwwwwww men
Stranger: I like superman
You: So.
Stranger: So
You: Superman was made by buissness men in the deppresion.
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