Stranger: heyy
Stranger: can you help me ?
You: with what?
Stranger: gimme some money
You: sorry, I owe all my money to an anthropomorphic loan shark
You: he threatens to break my dorsal fins if I don't pay by next week
You: ....
You: can you give me some money?
Stranger: nehh .. thats why i asked you.
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: none
You: I am a being of pure energy existing simultaneously in all locations
Stranger: well ok!! thats awesome foor u!!
Stranger: im a female from florida
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Stranger: hi there stranger!!
Stranger: 17/f/NL u?
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: i got really drunk last week and need to share this!
Stranger: here is the dirty video my friends recorded... xD
Stranger: i h8 that bitches for this ( bit.ly/badqDc )
Stranger: but u need to find it! is hidden on one of that links! xD
You: PRETTY
You: COOL
You: STORY
You: BRAH
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Stranger: 16 f
You: 68 male
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: YO
You: WAZZUP
Stranger: gooz
You: WANNA GO RIDE BIKES
Stranger: ok if you dont mind..
You: AND PICKX UP ZOME HOES
You: IN THE BACKSEAT
You: MONEY AND GIRLS MONEY AND GIRLS
Stranger: you want my advice?
You: ARE YOU MESSIN WITH ME
You: DONT FUCK WITH ME
You: MY DAD COULD TOTALLY KILL YOU MAN
Stranger: take a big breath...
You: NO MAN F U
Stranger: im female
You: I CAN BREATH ON MY OWN
You: YOUR A LIER
You: BRAH
Stranger: im not lier
You: SHUT UP
You: 1 W1LL K1LL YOU
Stranger: are you from british?
You: SHUT UP
You: I JUST WANT SOME LOVE
Stranger: im a nice female..
You: DONT HURT ME MORE THAN YOU HAVE TOO
Stranger: i noticed that..
You: BABY ITS JUST ME AND YOU
Stranger: are you singing?
You: YOU ARE MAH BABY
You: I GOT MONEY
You: HO
You: IN MY CARRRRR
Stranger: i got too
You: WOOT WOOOT
You: IN THE AIR
You: BABY DONT LEAVE
You: I NEED YOU
You: BITCH
Stranger: you know justin bieber?
You: OBJECTS OBJECTS YOU ARE OBJECT
Stranger: im not
You: WOOT WOOT
You: IN THE CARRRRR
You: HONEY
You: I NEED YOUR LOVE
You: MONEY AND GIRLS MONEY AN GIRLS
Stranger: are you sick in your mind?
You: YOU ARE MY ONLY SUNSHINE
You: BABY
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
You: TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
You: ON THE WALL
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: DEN I TAKE HER TOO DA MOVIES
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: AND WE GOOOOOO
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: ok
You: BRAH
You:
You:
Stranger: me and you...
You: ZEBRA IN DA BACK SEAT
You: BABY
Stranger: im tell you one time..
You: GIMEE A WHAT WHAT
You: SHIT IN THE BOWL
You: MM MM
Stranger: when i met you girl my heart was nuck nuck
You: YEAH
You: THATS WHAT IM TRYIN TO SAY
You: YOU JUST CANT COMPREHEND IT
Stranger: and thats what im singing
You: WHAT WHAT
You: YEAH
You: WOOT WOOT
You: IN THE AIR
Stranger: justin bieber song
You: YOU SO CRAZY
You: IN MY BACKSEAT
You: WITH DA ZEBRA
You: BABY
You: I LOVE YA
You: PLOW PLOW
Stranger: you know you love me..
You: I KNOW I LOVE YOU
You: FUCKIN IDIOT
Stranger: you know you care
You: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO CARE AND LOVE
You: I BUY YOU!
You: WHaT WHAt
You: IN THE CARRRRRRRR
You: YOU SO HOOOOTTT
You: BITCH
Stranger: we can keep claim into the nountan top
You: NO
You: WE SATY IN DA CRA
You: WHAT WHAT
Stranger: you world is my world
You: NO
You: PLOW PLOW
You: FEELINGS ARE FOR MONKEYS
You: WE ARE PEOPLE
Stranger: and my fain is your fain
You: THATS WHAT SEPRATE US FROM SPACE
You: PLOW PLOW
You: I HAVE MONEY AND GIRLS
You: ZEBRA
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
Stranger: my breath is your breath
You: WHA WHAT
You: BITCH
Stranger: one love
You: NO
You: YOU ARNT MY LOVE
You: PLOW PLOW
You: PLOW
You: PLOWPLOW
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
You: WHAT WHAT
Stranger: but thats what you said
You: WHERS MY MONEY
You: FUCK YOU ASND YOU7R PIMPI
You: BITYCH
You: PLOWPLOW
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
You: WHAT WHAT
You: WOOT WOOY
You: BVITCHJ
Stranger: why you mestreat me?
You: SHUT UP
You: YOU MESTREET ME
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
You: WHAT WHAT
You: MONEY N GIRLS
Stranger: im disappointed..
You: YOU DONT UNDERSTAMD'
You: SO SHUT UP
You: JESUSCHRIST
You: WHAT WHAT
You: STUPUD PERSON
Stranger: im a female
Stranger: 16 yo
You: I KNOW PLOW PLOW
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
You: I'm surprised you didn't catch on .
You: "Money and girls"
You: Really
You: I was pretty much saying "Look at me i'm pretending!"
You: Seriously.
You: You didn't even get it
Stranger: ho you talking...finally
You: You thought I was serious.
You: It brings a good laugh to us all.
You: But really.
Stranger: really? i think you are nuts
You: "Zebra in the backseat"
You: C'mon.
You: You didn't even think I was messing with you.
You: BITCHJ
You: PLOW PLOW
You: IN THE BUTT BUTT
You: What does that say to you?
Stranger: a song?
You: *Facepalm*
You: God dammit....
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How the hell did they think I was serious!?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey asl?
You: why would I want to learn american sign language?
Stranger: Age , location, sex
Stranger: ?
You: no I'm pretty sure it stands for american sign language
Stranger: No.
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you a male or female?
You: I don't know the sign for that because I don't know asl.
Stranger: okay then bye
You: wait
You: go to mspaintadventures.com
Stranger: what?
why?
You: because I am gonna post this conversation there anyway so you might as well go
Stranger: Okay I did, and that seems liek a retarted website der nerds so okay byeeeeeee
You: wait
You: do you play pokemon
Stranger: helll no and bye
You: ):
Stranger: Yah sorry donb't wann ahurt your feelings kiddo.
Stranger: byeee
You: don't be hatin
Stranger: hahaha I woyuldnt hate on you ,
Stranger: No waaaay.
You: I don't understand why you assume a pokkemon enthusiast is a "kiddo".
Stranger: you just wanna keep this conversation going so you can post it on your stupid little website. I'm not down witth that. That's stupid. Seeeyaaaa .
You: wait
You: be dumb some more please
Stranger: Fuck you.
You: wait
Stranger: no
You: please
Stranger: no
You: please
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I think its funny how I reeled him back in like five times.
And how he actually went to MSPA.
Stranger: hi
You: Welcome to Cat Planet!
Stranger: cat planet ?
Stranger: what is it ?
You: Cat
You: Planet
Stranger: ...
Stranger: thanks
You: Keep it up!
Stranger: what can i do on Cat Planet ?
You: Explore Cat Planet!
Stranger: who can i meet on Cat Planet ?
You: Beware of crows!
You: Thorns hurt!
Stranger: you from Cat Planet ?
You: Oh Yeah!
Stranger: and how old are you ?
You: Woah!
You: Scary!
Stranger: i'm bored to you
Stranger: sorry
You: Cat Planet?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i think it's not a funny planet
You: Lots to do on Cat Planet!
Stranger: bye
You: Groove out!
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You: Welcome to cat planet!
Stranger: umm thank you
You: Lots to do on cat planet!
Stranger: like?
You: Explore cat planet!
Stranger: why would i do that i'm allergic
You: Way radical!!
You: This way to more cat planet!
Stranger: ok i don't wanna get any reactions so i'll come back when the cats are gone
Stranger: ttfn
Stranger: tata for now
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You: Welcome to cat planet!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: cat planet?
You: Lots to do on cat planet!
Stranger: like what?
You: Explore cat planet!
Stranger: what can i find there?
You: This way to more cat planet!
You: You're in Cat Village!
Stranger: where?
Stranger: oh fantastic
You: Cat Village is great!
Stranger: i love all the little cat shops
You: This is my house!
You: So cool!
Stranger: lovely place
You: Here is underground jungle!
You: Jungles can be dangerous!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: there's an underground jungle?
Stranger: ive never seen one of those
You: This is our jungle clubhouse!
You: Groove out!
Stranger: im dancing hardcore!
You: What a crazy jungle!
You: Jungle here, jungle there, jungle everywhere!
Stranger: what else can we find on cat planet?
You: Factory!
You: Factory!!
You: Factory!!!
You: Factory!!!!
Stranger: factory?/
You: Factory!!!!!
Stranger: what kind?
You: Scary!
Stranger: what about it?
You: Warning: Dangerous machines ahead!
Stranger: they'll eat you
You: What does this factory make? Nobody knows!
You: Watch your step!
You: !!!!
Stranger: oh no i fell in!
You: Wow, hot lava cave!
You: Dude, dude!
Stranger: what what/
You: Almost there!
Stranger: where?
You: Never give up!
Stranger: never let go
You: Up there is a thing!
Stranger: what thing?
You: "Warning: Switch room ahead!"
Stranger: can i flip them/
You: Hit a switch! Cool!
Stranger: aweomes
Stranger: i want to hit the red one
You: Good job!
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Conversations my "friends" had, based on the hit indie game cat planet.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome!
Stranger: dirty chat w/ no pics?
You: Wah!
Stranger: hey you
You: I just had the exact same person say the exact same thing!
You: How odd!
You: Have some cake!
Stranger: it might have been me
Stranger: you said th same thing last time right?
You: Yes/
Stranger: hten it was me, sorry about the oddity
You: How strange...
You: Have some cake!
Stranger: omegle is dissapointing me now
You: How so?
Stranger: its lagging it
Stranger: i get repeats of people
You: The lack of horny girls bowing to your every whim?
You: Oh
Stranger: especially that sara who always is having her first nude webcam
Stranger: on that webbsite
You: Oh I hate that.
Stranger: always saying the same thing, lame
You: I get that alllll the time.
Stranger: i kill her
You: No we kill her!
You: With some cake.
Stranger: attack the horny woman!
You: CHAAAAAARGE!
You: Get your lasers ready!
You: 1
You: 2
Stranger: trumpet sound
You: 3
You: FIRE!
Stranger: pyeuw
Stranger: pyew
Stranger: pyew
Stranger: pyewpyew
You: Pew pew!
You: Pew!
You: Pew pew pew!
Stranger: boom
You: I was gonna say boom.
Stranger: KA
You: BOOM
You: Pew
You: Pew pew
Stranger: walter is funneh
You: THE SHE WITCH HAS BEEN SLAIN!
You: REJOICE!
Stranger: huzaahh!
You: What time is it!?
You: PARTY TIME!
You: With your host!
You: PARTY CAT!
Stranger: oma god
You: What?
Stranger: is party time
You: PARTY!
You: WITH PARTY CAT!
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: the webcam just started
Stranger: :P
You: WOAAAHHHH!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!
You: YEAAAAHHHHH!!!
Stranger: she has revived!
You: NOOOO!!!
Stranger: slay her once more!
You: ATTACK!
You: Pew pew!
You: Pew
Stranger: and burn the body parts!
You: Pew pew!
Stranger: pew
Stranger: pew
You: *WOOSH*
Stranger: pew pew pew
Stranger: air force
You: I set her on fire!
You: Err... wait I mean HIm
Stranger: ew!
You: Turns out it was a man after all....
Stranger: like LG?
You: Well its dead now....rejoice?
Stranger: ehh yeah... i guess
You: PARTY TIME!
Stranger: wait. do we go to jail?
You: Ummm....
You: Shit...
Stranger: were screwed
You: RUN AWAY TIME!
Stranger: we killed a horny guy!
You: SHIT!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!
You: Where do we go!
Stranger: mexico
You: Yes!
Stranger: asl?
You: NOWS NOT THE TIMEEE!!!
You: *REMOVED TO PROTECT MY IDENTITY* america
Stranger: well if your already in mx
Stranger: oh
Stranger: les go
You: YEAAAHHHH!
Stranger: crap
Stranger: i have to swim
You: Shit its the cops!
Stranger: im in uk
You: Pew pew!
You: Oh...
You: FUCK!
Stranger: fuh
You: Take a boat!
Stranger: your on your own kid.. se ya
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This turned out better than I expected!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay this is a real easy one
You: Whats the perimeter of a rectangle?
Stranger: omg guess what!!!
You: You are a dinosaur from the future?
Stranger: dno by guess what m
Stranger: Nom
Stranger: Try again
You: You just ate 500 tacos?
Stranger: nope ... Agen??
You: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurane by switching to Geico!
Stranger: uhh...I dnt drive n no ...m
You: Now guess mine
Stranger: I'll just tell u ..I luv u
You: I asked a question up at the top of this chat
Stranger: Ok ...I dno?
You: p=2L•2W
You: No
You: Thats wrong
You: p=2L+2W
Stranger: Wow thx ..tht mde my day
You: Yeah me too.
You: Whats the circumference of a circle?
Stranger: Ohhh I knw this ...sumthing bwt pik
You: nope its c=2Ï€R
Stranger: Pi
Stranger: k thx...
You: But my favorite is the volume of a sphere
You: You know that one?
Stranger: no by I hve a feeling u r going to tell me
You: Yup!
You: v= 4/3πR³
You: These jelly bean flavors are... dubious
Stranger: . Try the watermellon 1
You: They're all pastel for easter or something. But I've never tasted anything like these so called "flavors" before. I thibnk they just made stuff up
You: Like they're not even trying to be flavors of stuff that actually exists
Stranger: Wow never heard of anyone upset with jelly beans b4
You: I'm not upset so much as confused
You: What am I eating?
You: Y'know?
Stranger: Ijelly beans?
You: Yeah they're jelly beans but... okay what if someone got you some ice cream & it was all kinds of crazy colors & you asked "What flavor is this?" & there was no good answer. Sure ice cream tastes good but whats it supposed to taste like?
Stranger: ......
You: I did not get this out of a bag they came in. They're just in a sandwich bag with no labels or anything
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Seriously. Whats up with these jellybeans?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h are u???
You: Can I post my pervious conversation in here?
Stranger: no
You: I'm fine. hi are u???
Stranger: thx good
Stranger: from
You: mrof
Stranger: from?????????????????????????????
You: Whats the question? "From" is a single word with no context.
Stranger: where are you from??????????
Stranger: ok
You: I am from the sunshine state
You: (Florida)
Stranger: ok
You: I am growing avocado trees
You: One day they will be big ol shady trees with avocados up the wazzoo
Stranger: i'm belgacem in tunisia
You: actually they'll be on the branches. "up the wazzoo" is just an expression
You: I'm going to eat leftover meatloaf tonight
You: It's in a tupperware container in the fridge
Stranger: ok
You: Technically the brand is Glad but everything of the sort is classified tupperware
Stranger: i 'm male
Stranger: 22 old
You: much like how "in line skates" are commonly referred to as rollerblades
You: Even though rollerblade is a trademarked word
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So apparently people from Tunisia aren't down with rollerblades?
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You: Ssh, there's a witch around here.
You: Flashlights off.
Stranger: wat
You: I said flashlights off, Francis.
Stranger: idk wat thats supose to be
Stranger: or wat ur talkin bout
You: Francis, is there anything you don't hate?
You: You hate hospitals, you hate lawyers, you hate helicopters.
You: You hate Ayn Rand!
Stranger: when people smack when there eatin
Stranger: i hate that
You: Like I said
You: Is there anything you don't hate?
Stranger: people
Stranger: y
You: Well
You: We should sneak around the witch so we don't disturb it.
Stranger: wat witch
You: Oh god it spotted me!
You: Shoot it!
You: Shoot it!
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Stranger: hi there stranger!!
Stranger: 17/f/NL u?
Stranger: cool!
You: Shh, there's a witch around here
Stranger: i got really drunk last week and need to share this!
You: Flashlights off
Stranger: here is the dirty video my friends recorded... xD
You: wait
You: I know this one
Stranger: i h8 that bitches for this ( http://www.linksecretfind.com/sexy/ )
Stranger: but u need to find it! is hidden on one of that links! xD
You: You: PRETTY
You: COOL
You: STORY
You: BRAH
You: Except the link was different last time.
You: It was a bit.ly link last time.
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You: Shh, there's a witch around here.
You: Flashlights off.
Stranger: L4d dude, I see a hunger
You: If we're quiet, we can sneak around it.
Stranger: I took a tank with a flashlight
You: Quiet, you don't want to disturb the witch, do you?
Stranger: HI WITCH *hugs witch*
You: oh crap!
You: It woke up!
You: Run! Shoot!
Stranger: I'm dead bye
You: Uh oh
You: Augh!
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E] MOST BORING EVER:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: How're you?
Stranger: great
Stranger: and u ?
You: I'm pretty good
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: a little tired, though
Stranger: what for?
You: Oh, didn't get enough sleep last night
You: Then, morning class.
Stranger: coffe
Stranger: mocha
You: Ehh, I don't eat before class, so I'd have to have a coffee maker in my dorm room
You: Which would be rather difficult.
You: I don't even drink coffee, though.
Stranger: i think you are american
You: Why do you say that?
Stranger: cuz i think you have the US accent
Stranger: but just my guess
You: It's text. Accents are vocal.
You: It's not really possible to pick up an accent from text.
You: Colloquialism, yes.
You: Accent, no.
You: But yeah, I am American.
Stranger: ok.thanks for correcting me
Stranger: i will change next time
You: So, you guessed that I'm American. I'm too tired to guess. What country are you from?
Stranger: asian
You: That's not a country.
Stranger: China
You: That's a continent...
You: Ah
You: So.
You: Class just ended, I need to go.
You: Good conversation here.
Stranger: ok ,thank you
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Stranger: Hey
You: sup
Stranger: not to much, yourself?
You: being bored
You: getting connected to hornies who want my asl, even though i'm male
Stranger: yeah that always sucks
You: yeah
You: it's like "hi" "sup" "asl" *disconnect*
Stranger: and like why cant two dudes have some man-talk
You: because they're too busy looking for horny females?
Stranger: yeah, like if they want females go to a strip club or somthing
You: yeah
Stranger: goddamn fags...
You: or if they want horny females they can look at pictures of female rhinos
Stranger: yeah...i guess...what ever they are into or porn..
You: yeah
Stranger: anyways enough about internet faggots, how was your day on this fine fine evening?
You: good
Stranger: very brief straight to the point, nice nice
You: indeed
Stranger: kill any hookers recently?
You: lol, no
Stranger: oh, so you pay them then?
You: no
You: i don't know any hookers
Stranger: well its good that you don't know any personally
You: yup
You: so how are you
Stranger: im just dandy, eating an apple, drinking some chocolate milk, watching longboading videos
You: cool, what's longboarding?
Stranger: almost like skateboarding but it feels like snowboarding/surfing
You: cool
Stranger: well, nice talking to a real man, not a greasy fag-le bot on here
Stranger: later
You: see ya
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Oh man bro, it's like this: Longboarding is fine and all... FOR LITTLE GIRLS! If you really wanna carve up the asphalt (not litterally) you gotta dirtsurf. Check it. http://www.dirtsurfer.com/en/defaultds_int.asp
I have one. I have this really awesome video of me going down this really steep hill & then bailing so hard it was crazy but I can't figure out how to get it on my computer because I recorded it on this camera that was lame and had mini vhs thingers in it, and then transferred it into this dumb DVR that can burn DVDs but the stupid discs are only playable in that DVR & not on computers so its super lame. I want to make a thread called: "Post your wicked moves, sweet stunts, & gnarly bails here" But it'd be dumb to make that thread without having any of those things to post so I gotta wait till I figure out my technical difficulties.
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You: FIGHT THE POWER
You: THE POWER MUST BE FOUGHT
Stranger: I see
You: It's extremely important you see.
You: If we do not fight the power, the power will fight us.
Stranger: Ah yes. You are also aware of the evil ZOG
You: Comrade! You bring me tears of joy.
Stranger: Well it's the truth. More and more realize it by the day. There's still a big flock of sheep left however.
You: Quite...we must liberate them from the monsterous ZOG.
You: Shall we keep on with the propaganda?
Stranger: Well. I don't mind, although i highly doubt you need to be taught anything on the subject.
You: I see what you mean there, Comrade.
Stranger: Not all that see ZOG what it is know the right way though. The Commies for example. Most struggle against it,
You: -nods- Those poor souls. They are totally cray cray.
Stranger: Well. They do claim to fight for their own sake, although it doesn't differ that much from us the Right. Except we don't cover our faces and bring 80 pals when doing so.
You: If only they could *see*!
Stranger: Meh, most are just lost kids anyway.
You: So true...
Stranger: Back in the old days we deported them to Soviet,
Stranger: Makes perfect sense. They love that tyranny, go ahead. Live in that mess, don't drag the rest of us down.
You: They only bring our force down.
You: And try to ruin our plans for the Utopia.
Stranger: There's no potential threat coming from them however.
You: That is good. We have to keep an eye on those penguins though...
You: They are schemeing. I can sense it.
Stranger: The penguins?
You: Yes.
Stranger: As in the small animals?
You: And the robots too.
You: The Android Emporers in particular.
Stranger: That day, that sorrow.
You: It will be a vicious battle indeed.
Stranger: Not impossible however.
You: Indeed...but our forces must become stronger. Young Sebastian is nowhere near ready enough to reach his destiny.
You: He is but a lad, comrade!
Stranger: Don't you worry about that.
Stranger: We'll practice on Poland once again, then he will be fit for fight in days
You: I'm counting on you. He must figure out the Puzzle of the Princess Penelope soon, or we will stand no chance.
Stranger: Don't you worry. I'll show the boy the meaning
You: You've taught him the ways of the Six Pointed Star?
Stranger: I will.
You: Good good...But remember, no matter how much potential he shows, how much skill he presents, do not show him the Dragon's Dancejam until he turns 16...the very power in that move could tear the boy to shreds.
Stranger: I see. Thanks for the heads-up
You: You are welcome.
You: Train him well...I wish I could've been a larger part of my son's life...
You: But it's too late for that now.
You: He will find out on his own
Stranger: Don't you fear. I will teach him the ways
You: -bows- Thank you Comrade. Tell Sebastian.....tell him that his father loves him.... I must go now.
You: There is Utopian business to attend to.
Stranger: Farwell meine camraden
You: -nods-
You: I shall see you again.
Stranger: We shall. Until then,
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I think he was going for historical. I was going for and Eragon ripoff.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: where doing it man
You: where MAKING THIS HAPPEN
Stranger: what
Stranger: m/f?
You: I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS
You: I TOLD YOU DOG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Also.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GET IN MAH BELLY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Plus another convo.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 96/H/Mars
Stranger: okay
Stranger: r u a ghost
Stranger: lol
You: No, I am a unicorn. Can't you tell by my gender?
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: seriously r u a boy or a girl
You: Both
Stranger: so ur a tranny
You: No, I am born this way.
Stranger: yh sure
You: Learn your facts on Unicorns, you uneducated twit!
Stranger: unicorns do existed
Stranger: unicorns do not exised*
You: Well, you are chatting with one, so it's logical that they exist.
You: Otherwise, you wouldn't have this convo.
Stranger: yh sure whatever aminga
You: It ONLY MAKES SENSE BRO
You: SENSE KEEPS HAPPENING
Stranger: haha no
You: If unicorns didn't exist, this convo wouldn't exist either.
You: LEARN YOUR LOGIC
You: While we are on the subject on unicorns
You: Check up on Robot Unicorn Attack.
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: gimper
You: BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART AND LOGIC
You: KNOW THAT ON MARS, ALL MAGICAL MYTHS ARE TRUE
You: WE GOT WIZARDS AND CLOTHING-EATING OCTOPUSSES HERE
You: NOW JUST BY KNOWING A WIZARD YOU CAN BE TRANSPORTED TO MARS
Stranger: yh sure u do
You: OH, AND BILLY MAYS IS THE GREATEST HUMAN EVER
Stranger: like i ever gonna believe u
You: BILLY MAYS IS WHY I USE KABOOM NOW!
You: KABOOM IS AWWEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: HE TOLD US ALL ABOUT KABOOM BRO!
You: HE TOLD US BRO!
Stranger: im not ur both gimper
You: Oh, Jesus just called me.
You: He wants to invite me to a cool party.
You: K, farewell brah
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wer from
You: AR
Stranger: ar means wat?
You: It is the postal abbreviation for Arkansas.
Stranger: in wich continent if lies?
You: The lost continent of Atlantis. Deep below the waves, down in the eldritch depths.
Stranger: oh!! great
You: It's awesome down here, dude.
Wherein intellect is tested:
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f TN
Stranger: nice
You: NO IT IS NOT!!!
You: THIS WAS A TEST AND YOU FAILED!!!
Stranger: ahh
You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS HERE!!!
Stranger: fail
You: THERE NEVER ARE!!!
Wherein there is much hyperbole:
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: AR
Stranger: swell
You: Indeed it is.
You: It is the land of mosquitoes and other, larger mosquitoes.
You: Also, there are some trees.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ew
Stranger: doesn't sound so swell anymore
Stranger: it sounds.. pretty gross
Stranger: mosquitoes?!
You: We ride the largest of them.
Stranger: Oh no way
You: It is a very economical form of transport.
Stranger: haha sounds like fun too!
Stranger: how fast do they travel?
You: You can usually get up to around 80 mph, but I wouldn't suggest it.
You: Their exoskeletons start to degrade around 77.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's bad
You: You don't know bad until your mosquito suddenly explodes going 85 300 feet off the ground.
Stranger: oh gosh
Stranger: that happened to you?
You: Yes, luckily I am like the redneck MacGuyver. Made a parachute out of some string, pocket lint, and my left shoe on the way down.
You: Also got a girl pregnant.
You: Still not sure how that one happened.
You: Considering it was a horse.
Stranger: whaaaaat
Stranger: lol
You: Don't look at me, man. I'm just as confused as you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EARTH!
Stranger: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE
You: I ACCEPT.
Stranger: GO!! AGUMON!
You: No, thats Digimon
Stranger: EXACTLY
You: Aww, snap
You: Shit just got real
Stranger: Aw snap yo face
Stranger: GO! JUSTIN BIEBER!
Stranger: MY JUSTIN BIEBER USES HIS +10000 VOICE OF HIGH PITCHYNESS
Stranger: AND DESTROYS YOUR EARS
You: CRITICAL HIT
You: 4000 HPS
Stranger: JUSTINBIEBER! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM! GO! ...
Stranger: UM...
Stranger: BEACH BALL!
You: k
You: GO SPRING BREAK
Stranger: AH NOOOO
Stranger: ARGH
Stranger: I AM TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING NOW
Stranger: I AM USING MY LAST RESORT
You: SPRING BREAK USED OVER EXCITED TEENS!
Stranger: DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDUNDUNDUNDUUUUN
You: SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: I AM USING MY +100 HORNINESS PERVERTWEIRDO WHOGOESONCHATTOSCARYPEOPLE!
You: But it failed.
Stranger: NO WAI
Stranger: I LOSE!
Stranger: I EXPLODE
Stranger: KILLING YOU TOO
Stranger: WOOHO
Stranger: WE ALL WIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetingx
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: Thix ix juxt my auxtralian axent
Stranger: sorry.i cant understand
You: your lox
Stranger: where are you from
You: auxtralia
Stranger: wow,a beautiful city
You: it ix a country
You: haven't you heard of auxtralia
You: with the kangaroox
Stranger: sorry
You: and the koalax
Stranger: i know
You: it ix xoo much better than australia
Stranger: ?
You: becauxe we have more X'es
You: We are like australia but with more of the letter x
Stranger: x?whats mean/
You: becauxe it ix our axent
You: X=S
You: in your feeble american axents
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: i see
You: no, you xee
You: you dont see, you xee
Stranger: ok.ok i xee
You: xibilant conxonantx are replaxed with x
You: it ix ximple to underxtand
Stranger: ??
You: you do not know what a xilibant conxonant ix, dont you?
Stranger: yes.i dont know
You: never mind
Stranger: thanks
You: MX Paint Adventurex ix an awexome webxite
You: xeriouxly, it ix great
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ^^
You: and auxtralia ix not a real country
You: I made up the accent to annoy you
You: to see how you respond to it
You: I am actually australian
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i am chinese
You: these shapes taste like sand for some reason
You: oh, you are a communist fool?
Stranger: maybe
You: Shapes are flavoured biscuit things
You: if you don't know
You: okay, gotta go
TIP: uxe the auxtralian axent to get unuxual rexponxex from the chinexe.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: hello
You: why is it that when the subject of temporal mechanics is broached, you sparing intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating form of surrender imaginable?
You: time is not that hard to understand
Stranger: im totally with you
Stranger: like i think that all the time
You: yes
You: i find it odd that most refuse to comprehend what mere infants scrawl in their own sloppy discharge
You: now speaking of temporal mechanics
You: this is the first time we've met for you, and the eight time for me. i've been working backwards.
You: in fact, what I'm saying is partially copied and pasted from what I said in my past, and your future.
You: I remember you saying that me saying the same things often was quite tedious.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i mean its kinda complex but also easy to understnad
Stranger: understand*
You: now
You: i have a message for you
You: that you will not make sense of until the time is right
You: and it will be important
Stranger: ok
Stranger: proceed with your message
You: 413.14 '2
You: Remember it.
You: I remember telling you about this code.
You: Which means I will, eventually.
You: However, to insure that there are no time paradoxes, and that my current past self exists, we must keep in touch.
You: Therefore, I require your e-mail address. Since I must keep my past self existing ever since the second chat with you, I will ask this some more times.
Stranger: alrighty then
You: Note that that was from MY point of view.
Stranger: make one from MY pov
You: I must insure that my future self exists.
You: Basically, I need your address so we may keep in touch.
You: Or your future that I have created will not happen.
You: But it has to.
You: Get it?
Stranger: what happens in my future
You: I can't reveal that.
You: It' for me to know and you to find out.
You: It's*
Stranger: it seems too risky
You: Otherwise, knowledge of your future would affect your actions.
Stranger: well basically i need a little more information
You: Listen, many important things rely on this.
You: Okay, fine. What information?
Stranger: listen man
Stranger: just tell me some shit
Stranger: damn
You: Okay, listen.
Stranger: thats all i ask for
Stranger: just some shit
Stranger: like this shit and that shit
You: I can reveal one thing about your future.
Stranger: fuckin reveal it you natzi
You: Eventually, you'll enter a portal, as you would call it, to my dimension.
You: ....'the hell?
You: Is someone else on the keyboard, or are you screwing around?
Stranger: that is classified
You: ..
Stranger: you should know
Stranger: you know my future
Stranger: and are in the future and out of the future at the same time
You: Ugh.
You: Listen.
You: In my dimension, at the center, lies a dormant crucible of unlimited potential. Anyone who unlocks its secrets would have deity-level power.
You: However, many complicated things that I can't explain are happening. And something called The Reckoning has begun.
You: I live on a meteor in a facility, in a chain of meteors far around the dormant crucible...
You: And The Reckoning will cause our meteors to fly at it.
Stranger: are you on earth
You: No. Listen, I'm in another dimension.
Stranger: and is there shooms in my future cuz i really wanna fuckin know
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i just need some answers
You: When our meteors get close, some portals will open to stop some of the meteors.
You: My meteor will be one of them.
You: My meteor, along with many others, will be destroyed. Because it will then hit Earth.
Stranger: shrooms or no shrooms
Stranger: that is the question
You: If you don't go in that portal I mentioned before, you will die. And I will die.
You: FINE, THERE WILL BE SOME FUCKING SHROOMS.
Stranger: are we gonna shroom together
Stranger: as one?
You: ....uh....okay.
Stranger: we will?
Stranger: promise
You: I promise.
Stranger: pinky promise?
You: Now, I need your e-mail to stay in touch so that I can ensure I don't die, and you don't either.
Stranger: you cant break a pinky promise
You: I PINKY PROMISE
Stranger: no cross or crosses counted?
You: ..
You: NO
Stranger: no what
You: NO CROSS OR CROSSES COUNTED
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so whats ur name?
You: Er....
You: I can't type the symbols on a human computer.
You: The computer couldn't handle such intricacy and complication.
Stranger: just use your mind
Stranger: let it wander into space
Stranger: there are elephants there
You: Wait, I thought of a name.
Stranger: digital elephants that are 5d
Stranger: we are in the golden age
You: carcinoGeneticist
Stranger: and everything is golden...YELLOW
You: YES. YES WE ARE..
Stranger: gynecologists like jizz
You: WAIT SHIT I HIT CAP LOCK.
Stranger: therefore
You: CAPS*
Stranger: they want cock
You: I NEED TO FIND A GUY TO FIX THIS
Stranger: therefore the jizz will come intothe vajina
You: I'LL GO FIND THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD GLASSES
You: HE TOLD ME IM AN IDIOT AND TO GO FUCK MYSELF.
You: THE KEY IS STUCK.
You: I CANT TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT.
You: YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
You: I'LL FIND SOME OTHER PEOPLE TO SAVE SKAIA.
You: I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT A QUARTER WOULD DO WELL ACTUALLY.
Stranger: do you want my address?
You: OKAY FINE.
Stranger: what kind of address?
You: I'LL TROLL YOU. IN FACT, I TROLL SO MUCH, I AM A GOD DAMN TROLL.
You: E-MAIL.
Stranger: what is an email
You: AUUHH
You: SCREW THIS.
You: HEY I JUST NOTICED MY HORNS ARE LIKE DORITOS CUZ IM A FAG
You: DAMNIT HE TOOK MY KEYBOARD
You: WAIT WHO IS THAT ORANGE FELLOW
You: GOOD GOD HIS CAMERA IS COVERED IN ARTIFACTS
You: SHIT I GOTTA GO AND GET RID OF THIS GUY BYE
You have disconnected.