Omegle

**xyzzy** · 04-18-2009, 09:18 AM

http://www.omegle.com

Chat with random strangers.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 2509 users online
You: If I told you I was Johnny Carson would you believe me?
Stranger: No
You: You're a pretty smart chap
You: Johnny Carson is dead
You: So it is exceedingly unlikely that he would be on omegle
Stranger: I didn't know that, I just guessed
Stranger: 50/50 chance
Stranger: and all that
You: Well, I'll tell you the truth:
You: I really am Johnny Carson
You: God took forever getting wifi set up here in heaven
You: But now we can finally converse with the living
You: In hell they only have 4chan
Stranger: Didn't God help you out?
You: I know, right!
Stranger: I'm on 4chan right now....that must mean...
Stranger: I;M IN HEELLLLLL
You: Well, isn't that ironic
You: Someone from hell talking to someone from heaven
Stranger: Yeah I'm looking at a thread in /b/ where they are posting Omegle conversations
You: anyway, gotta go; Peter wants to get security enabled or something and he's telling people they need to get off
Stranger: KBAI LULZ
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey
You: I'm really only here to get funny chat logs to post on forums later because I have no life
You: What about you?
Stranger: I am here to see if any girls will cam with me
You: Somehow I doubt that's going to happen
You: Good luck on your quest, though

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi mom
You: I'm so glad you're here
You: It's been too long
Stranger: why, mommy?
You: Son, I know this is hard for both of us
You: But they say I can't leave this place yet
You: I'm just glad we've had this time together
Stranger: but mom, why did daddy have to frame you for that horrible crime he commited???
You: I don't know, son. Some people are just awful like that. Go talk to your daddy. Maybe he wants redemption after all these years.
You: My lawyer says the sentence could get reduced to 20 years
Stranger: but i don't wanna talk to daddy! he raped me last time i did!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Leaf** · 04-18-2009, 10:45 AM

I've actually met some really cool people off of Omegle.

**nickspoon** · 04-18-2009, 11:09 AM

Half the people on Omegle are 4chan-using idiots. There are so many there that Omegle now have an automated response to the words "reported to the FBI" trigger an automated response saying "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate."

The other half are quite nice people, although due to a bug in Omegle one of the people I was talking to appeared to be continually repeating the message "Do you like fishsticks?" whilst also having a normal conversation.

**purpleeelnet** · 04-18-2009, 11:16 AM

Sure is 4chanese in here.

I believe another website responsible for the popularization of Omegle is xkcd. I mean look at this google search result, showing first the website itself and second xkcd's blog.

Anyway, it is great fun doing random stuff there. Oh yeah, sometimes you do get good interesting conversations and there are happy good fun times to be had!

**Bator** · 04-18-2009, 11:47 AM

just now, i actually had a pretty cool conversation with someone from texas
i didn't think such cool conversations to strangers were still possible on the internet
but the connection exploded... too bad. it was a really nice talk

unlike my very first omegle conversation, wich went like this:

stranger: are yuo a teacher??
stranger i like to oibng teachers
me: no
stranger: then you sux

the end
why do these people even bother?

and here's a pretty handy site i've discovered, for if you want to find someone again: http://omegleconnect.blogspot.com/

**Monkeytender** · 04-18-2009, 07:19 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moro
You: N
Stranger: n on kirjain joo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...I think I just got insulted

**Monkeytender** · 04-18-2009, 07:37 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: ASL?
You: CNN?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NSFW:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: joh
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: What's your opinion on Zoo Smells?
Stranger: they smell really bad
You: How so?
Stranger: because a zoo smells keankerblaF
Stranger: jwz
Stranger: je weet toch
You: Do you have a particular Zoo Smell that you hate, or is it just a general opinion?
Stranger: both
You: Which Zoo Smell do you hate the most, then?
Stranger: the blue one
You: That is interesting. Do you mean toucans?
Stranger: no
Stranger: they aren't blue
You: Then which blue one?
Stranger: touÃ§enz
You: Huh. I suppose they would not have a very enjoyable Zoo Smell.
Stranger: zucht
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Monkeytender** · 04-18-2009, 08:32 PM

And one more:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: i wanna be a cow
You: Use a Cow Bracelet.
Stranger: good idea
Stranger: might use one
Stranger: hard to find tho
You: You can get them pretty cheap at Macy's.
Stranger: how do i get there
You: Depends on where you live; some people drive, and some ride centaurs.
Stranger: hmm i walk
Stranger: like cow
Stranger: and i say moooooo
You: That's always good, to help you get ready.
Stranger: i live in the netherlands
Stranger: we don't have macy here
Stranger: at least, not that i noticed
You: Are there many cows there?
Stranger: tons of cows
Stranger: but they're always black/white
Stranger: rarely purple
You: Maybe you could build a Macy's out of cows.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are creative
You: Thanks.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Narnia. That's why I ride centaurs to the store.
Stranger: but that's a place that only exists in a movie
You: Also in several books.
Stranger: which i haven't seen
Stranger: is it cool
You: It's got its ups and downs, just like most places.
Stranger: hills especially
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: what's so cool about that story
You: Its got its interesting parts; my favorite book is probably the first.
You: Unfortunately it is very lacking in cows.
Stranger: centaurs make up for it
You: True.
Stranger: centaurs are prolly cooler than cows
You: Yeah, but there aren't any purple centaurs to my knowledge.
You: And they aren't nearly as fun to tip over.
Stranger: and they don't produce chocolat
You: Yeah. They make some pretty good pizza though.
Stranger: hard to imagine it will be better than an italian pizza
You: Well, Italian centaurs are almost as good as Italian humans.
Stranger: smarter for sure
You: Yeah.
Stranger: how old are you anyway
You: In human years or centaur years?
Stranger: human
You: Hold on...
Stranger: yeah grab ur calculator
You: I think around 4,300. I'm not 100% sure though.
Stranger: do u mean 43?
You: Maybe. I'm not great with math.
Stranger: i am
Stranger: i study math
You: That's cool.
Stranger: well not great
Stranger: pretty decent
Stranger: well
Stranger: sometimes it's boring
Stranger: but it can be cool at times
You: How so?
Stranger: because you lose every connection with the real world
Stranger: it's not real
You: That happens with me all the time; that's why I have to keep spare batteries for my portals.
Stranger: it only exists in your mathematical world
Stranger:

Stranger: what do u do except for feeding ur centaurs?
You: I build draw bridges.
Stranger: isn't that like... hard
You: Sometimes; it depends on how big they have to be, and what theyare made of.
Stranger: well i'm a pretty poor drawer anyway
Stranger: i like to be a good drawer
Stranger: very useful when you're bored in class etc.
You: Everybody has a different style of art; it doesn't necessarily mean you're bad.
Stranger: it does, it's terrible
You: Draw bridges aren't that hard to draw.
Stranger: not for u
Stranger: i can only draw a tree
You: Well, simply bridges just require a couple of lines.
Stranger: you have to draw those lines correctly
You: I guess you're right.
Stranger: what seems easy for u might not be easy for someone else :P
Stranger: it's relative to your own skills
You: I suppose. I'm good at drawing, you're good at math, someone else is good at flying.
Stranger: superman
You: Yeah.
Stranger: but he's overrated
Stranger: i like batman much more
You: Me too. I like his pet dog.
Stranger: you take his pet dog, i take his car
Stranger: and his suite
You: Can I have his Bat Credit Card?
Stranger: sure, it won't make u happy tho
You: There are some things in life money can't buy.
You: For everything else, there is the Bat Credit Card.
Stranger:

Stranger: everything is financed by Morgan Freeman
You: Yeah, he's good at everything. I bet he can even do math.
Stranger: he better not issue too many bat credit cards
You: I hope not.
Stranger: elementary school math yes
Stranger: it's 3:50 am here
You: It's elementary, my dear Morgan.
Stranger: what am i doing online
You: Talking to me, of course.
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: it says
Stranger: i'm talking to a Stranger
You: It says I'm talking to a Martian. I should probably get that fixed.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i would swear that I'm from Earth
Stranger: Narnia is on Earth?
You: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Netherlands are on Earth. I'm not sure about Narnia though; it might be some alternate Earth or something.
Stranger: i mean you should know
Stranger: you're the expert
Stranger: yes Netherlands is on Earth
Stranger: unfortunately close to Belgium
You: I didn't pay attention in school, except in Gym and Astro-Magistry.
You: Doesn't Belgium make that delicious chocolate?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: they also make waffles
You: So what's so bad about it?
Stranger: hmmm nothing really, just that it's from Belgium
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: just gives it a bit aftertaste
Stranger: bad
You: Like peanut-butter Oreos.
Stranger: i like peanut butter
Stranger: not sure about Oreos
You: Me too, but the Oreos don't taste that great.
Stranger: what is Creos
You: Creos may be a Moon version of Oreos. Or maybe a city from Ancient Greece.
Stranger: you read too many books
You: Probably.
Stranger: it's not even a probably
Stranger: implies u're not sure about it
You: Huh. Well, how many books is normal?
Stranger: hard to say
Stranger: some ppl never read books
Stranger: some ppl read 3 per month
You: That's a shame.
Stranger: you are prolly in the last category
Stranger: i got a book for my 23rd anniversary
Stranger: it's called "The Dwarves"
Stranger: got like 1000 pages
You: Cool. I know a couple of dwarves.
Stranger: i know 7
You: Are any of them dopey?
Stranger: good chance one of the 7 is called dopey
You: Yeah. It's quite a common name for dwarves.
Stranger: like 18 years ago i heard the story
Stranger: my memory is not that strong
You: Mine neither.
Stranger: dwares do drugs?
Stranger: dwarves
You: Well, they're in mines a lot; the fumes probably get to them.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so it's not intentionally
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i gotta run
Stranger: need some cow sleep
You: Ok, nice talking to you. Hope you find a Macy's.
Stranger: was an honor to talk to you
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Raeyo** · 04-18-2009, 08:34 PM

This one was rather funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a girl?preferably between the ages of 15 and 17?
You: No but people have called me a girl due to my long hippie hair
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: would you believe me if i told you I am the actor who portrayed carlton banks?
Stranger: who's carlton banks?
You: Fail.
You have disconnected.

**Requiem** · 04-18-2009, 08:39 PM

Im trying this using the random sentence generator for all my replies:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: The fitting nature responds
Stranger: ok
You: Can a twenty ruin farm the risk?
Stranger: i dont understend
You: The implausible musician furthers the bothered drum.
You: The foam fields the monkey on top of the musical smoker.

Stranger: i dont speak fuilede english
Stranger: i am argentine
You: The wanted dash covers a comparison without the obtainable damned.
Stranger: andate a la puta que te pario

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: waaaaaH
You: The planned censorship reckons against a soldier.
Stranger: it sure does
You: The page changes.
Stranger: when?
You: The industrial piece locates the constitutional intellect.
You: The supreme dashes with the riding patient.
Stranger: your annoying! ahhh
You: Can a logical actor break a confusing node?
Stranger: node eheh
You: Above an intrinsic countryside runs a recovered tune.
You: When can a true structure vein the symphony?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

talked to this guy forever:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can the vacuum cough?
Stranger: I'm lost
You: My era hurts into the annoyance.
Stranger: Im not from around here
You: An authorized percent seeds the boot
You: The capital safeguard barks behind a bye ploy.
Stranger: What is the white house was really blue???
Stranger: Would they be sad?
You: Should the frightening bias offend across a plaster?
You: How does the heart attack beside a detached shade?
You: Why does her composite mob an enemy gibberish?
Stranger: I'm not sure but I think I want to marry you
You: A farthest cliff interferes.
Stranger: Build a bridge
You: The ocean bicycles past the skull!
Stranger: Barnicle are not my favorite socks
You: A supplier reigns opposite the scotch.
Stranger: Try beer
You: The chalk delights a goldfish beside the overpriced blob.
Stranger: I like PB& J
You: The prospective racket chooses against the alien machinery.
You: Beside the bankrupt dies the burnt customer.
You: Should our machinery gun an opponent secret?
Stranger: only on Tuesdays
You: Our distorted rat introduces the grammar near the pedal counterexample.
Stranger: Did you know the human brain weighs 8 lbs.?
You: The mist brands the hail.
You: This marginal romantic irons an arrival.
Stranger: Get an umbrella
You: The bugger vanishes below the falling chalk.
Stranger: Snort more cocaine
You: How can the agony ink a correspondent clash?
Stranger: I watch sponge bob
You: An attacking link holds the altogether beside the further molecule.
You: The anxious debate hardens beneath a dilemma.
Stranger: I don't wear deodorant
You: Does a hope fine whatever wanting amateur?
Stranger: I like the Wizard of Oz
You: The jargon ducks near the stake!
Stranger: Jumping Jacks makes my testicles clash together
You: How will the conspicuous overload reckon without a percent?
You: The chocolate idea thinks opposite the sickening jet.
Stranger: Did you know Puff the majic dragon was really a song about drugs?
You: The resemblance ranks the liver throughout the fewer groan. The expert revenge composes under a right keeper. An elevator utters the load without the editorial troop. My stare stops? The expertise breathes under a disaster. A virus chooses after whatever cobbler.

You: The army conveys the implemented strength. The defect waffles on top of the amplifier. The processed menu copyrights the liquor opposite an executive manpower. The formula abides?
Stranger: I like waffles
You: An accused attacks whatever attending group within the emptying furniture. The evil litters waffles. A dead sticks a word past the space. When can waffles promise the laughing extract?

Stranger: Never had laughing extract... Only vanilla extract
You: Waffles shifts a prose. Waffles cheeses the muddle underneath the sexist. A carpet camps waffles. Under the newsletter barks waffles. The metaphor bends its insufficient postscript across the royal sister.

Stranger: Royal sister huh??? I was kicked out for being Twisted Sister
You: Waffles floats the south calm. Waffles refunds a supermarket. The shower purges a thinking poison next to the ballot. The invalid chooses inside a barrier. The center drags this actor beside a campus.

Stranger: Waffle floats??? I like mine with rootbeer
You: Root beer migrates in the initial result. Why does the arbitrary immortal defect across root beer? Why does waffles swing past the reign? How will root beer withdraw? Root beer idles the risk without a luggage. A circle intervenes throughout root beer.

You: The platform dampens the developer.

Stranger: Last time I played on the swings, I got root beer up my nose
You: Root beer pokes waffles before the boy. Root beer chooses waffles. Root beer proceeds with waffles. The overload gowns a computational tutorial.
Stranger: My mom says I have to wear a helmet next time
You: Mom mirrors a citizen. The commentary plays. A dash enlarges helmet. Helmet waves below the case.
Stranger: I have a big helmet
Stranger: It's purple
You: Helmet bankrupts helmet beneath an associated iron. Helmet obliges a cracking steer inside the mechanic. When will the folded theology walk? An agenda troops helmet beside the legend. The residence studies with your museum!
Stranger: I like going to museums.. Will you go with me?
You: Does the obligatory follower lodge the straw handbook? A surname plays the assorted concept. A prose unlocks the game behind a witty panel. The handler smells across a librarian.
You: This conservative node walks.
You have disconnected.

**Steve** · 04-18-2009, 08:43 PM

I thought OMEGLE was some kind of ultimate OGLE.

**xyzzy** · 04-19-2009, 03:58 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: YAR!
Stranger: what?
You: no you're doing it wrong
Stranger: sorry

You: I say "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON"
You: then you say "THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE"
You: then I say "LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST"
You: then finally you say "DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE"
Stranger: uh huh
You: then I disconnect
You: Okay I'm going to disconnect and if I see you again you do it right okay?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN I AM DONE
You: LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
Stranger: DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: hi
Stranger: LOL
You: no
You: you're doing it all wrong
Stranger: are you a jew?
You: you say "THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE"
You: then I say "LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST"
You: and you finally say "DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE"
You: and then I disconnect
Stranger: haha mkay
You: no but my best friend is
You: Okay if I see you again you know what to do, right???
Stranger: ok

k:
You: good.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The next person actually knew most of the lyrics so I had some fun:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, sorry to bother you, im looking for my lost wheelchair girl here on omegle, want to find her
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: dont you cry no more
You: LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
Stranger: once i rose against the noise and confusion
Stranger: but we flew tooo high
You: JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
You: I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHER
Stranger: highurrr
You: THOUGH MY MIND COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN
Stranger: thanks for the support
You: THOUGH MY MIND COULD THINK I STILL WAS A MAD MAN
Stranger: i like the text
Stranger: good song
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wasn't sure what to think about this one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: I WILL.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: is this a trap?
You: no
Stranger: ther'll be peace when you are dooooone!!!
You: LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
Stranger: you just lost the game
You:

Stranger: oh wait i meant
You: that's not how the next line goes
Stranger: dont you cry no more?
You: there you go
You: good job
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Stranger: Ok then I cant remember the next lyric
You: the next is "THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE."
Stranger: now I want to listen to that song
You: it's only correct in all caps
Stranger: thats right
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pS5xzOWbwo
You: okay when are you going to deliver the next lyric
You: c'mon you're lettin' me down
You:

You have disconnected.

**MultiFunctional** · 04-20-2009, 12:33 AM

Well, I've been chatting to strangers for hours now. And maybe my sleep-deprived state is causing lapses in judgement, but I feel compelled to share my strangest conversations with the world...

No comment...

Huh?

I just like the well-timed implosion at the end of this one.

Relationships condensed.

Stealth advertising?

**Monkeytender** · 04-20-2009, 02:33 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Tanada.
Stranger: canada?
You: No, Tanada.
Stranger: where is it?
You: Near Texico.
Stranger: mexico?
You: No... Texico.
Stranger: where is texico?
Stranger: i don't know
You: It's south of Tanada, north of Taiwan.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Pose as a team!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: How's it going?
You: Grrrreat!
Stranger: what's up Tony?
You: I'm more than good.
Stranger: good okkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Kaz** · 04-20-2009, 08:14 PM

I was going really good up until the end there

I think this may be the same person

I don't know what I was thinking

**Byrobot** · 04-20-2009, 09:22 PM

Omegle is an official sponsor of MSPA. You guys are essentially lining Andrew's pockets by using this service.

**Kaz** · 04-20-2009, 09:30 PM

Good now he can have more time to make updates...

**Leaf** · 04-20-2009, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by byrobot

Omegle is an official sponsor of MSPA. You guys are essentially lining Andrew's pockets by using this service.

Oh thank God, I thought I was just wasting hours of my life.

**Malink** · 09-10-2009, 10:26 PM

I honestly can't decide what to think of it. Sometimes the conversations can be quite amusing, though.

Anyone else frequent the site?

http://omegle.com

Just in case you want to try it.

**cyber95** · 09-10-2009, 10:27 PM

There's actually a thread in Forum Adventures

**Doomwaffle** · 09-10-2009, 10:42 PM

I think that it should be merged here. There can be plenty of amusing non-adventure threads. Some of my favorite hilarious ones I've accumulated. The first one is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. I thought I would've had them at the oh-so unoriginal "I put on my robe and wizard hat," but they actually CONTINUED! IT WAS HILARIOUS.

I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TO THE POSTING OF HILARIOUS CHATS WITH ANONYMOUS STRANGERS

**Malink** · 09-10-2009, 10:44 PM

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: This might sound a bit weird but are you a blue-eyed Canadian girl named Hiliary?
You: I'm checking and I think that's a definite no.
Stranger: Ah okay
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I bet he's stalking her.

Stranger: hi
You: hi indeed
You: if you're here to cyber, the disconnect button is right there

Stranger: cyber?
Stranger: not sure what that is
Stranger: i'm just here to talk to strangers
You: cyber is text-sexing I guess, for lack of a better definition
Stranger: Sorry text-sexing? I am kind of new to this whole computer thing. My grandson left this hyper web page open and I thought that I would see what you do here. I saw "talk to strangers!" and thought that would be fun

Could it be that there was a real person on Omegle? :shock:

**Fyvush** · 09-10-2009, 10:55 PM

Finally, a chance to find someone who shares my love of angry masturbation--the zenith of human interaction!

**Malink** · 09-10-2009, 10:59 PM

Sadly, He/She must not have been the one.

**saltywaters** · 09-10-2009, 11:48 PM

I've gotta say, my Omegle experiment was pretty fun.

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