You are this ADORABLE little CORGI dog.
SO ADORABLE.
What to you do?
Burn bone.
Eat wooden floor.
Yip! Yip to your hearts content!
Announce that you are actually a WELSH corgi, called Ein.
Ein: Take out loan from BIG LOUIE, head of the Corgi mafia.
iloveyouOriginally Posted by Drakenforge
EDIT: and attempt to find a neural interface to the nearest computer
Current adventure[s]: Archeology
Do a barrel roll!
> Abruptly run out into the yard.
>Groom self.
Thermonuclear Heartburn
Roll onto your back expectantly
Gnaw on bone!
That and look up at your owner with adorable doggie eyes.
>Yes. Give your dog human-like coordination and motorskills.Originally Posted by Nekokaburi
Thermonuclear Heartburn
HOLY CRAP I LOVE CORGIS AND I HAVE MYIFAN YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR
Ein (short for Einstein): start working on your theory of relativity, explaining how you're relatively closer to the ground than anyone else.
Beg for a treat!
omigodcutewiddledog
okay you really didn't have to do that
I'm more upset that this was just another few update adventure than the fact that a corgi got kicked to death.
EDIT: I'd be extremely happy if you proved me wrong.