> Chosen One: Bear Hug Peter the Great!
PETER THE GREAT becomes INTANGIBLE and SLIDES OUT OF YOUR GRASP.
Really, you SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT ONE COMING.
> Gibalou: Cause a HURRICANE BLIZZARD
It's time for another SPIN ATTACK. You WHIRL AROUND AS FAST AS YOU CAN, sending A SHOWER OF SPARKS DOWN ON YOUR ENEMY.
> Piloswine: Now use CRUNCH
PILOSWINE used CRUNCH!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
> Manfred: Lv 1 Scarf tech: run him over with the sCARf (this one has probably been done already...)
You USE YOUR SCARF TO FORM A FULLY-FUNCTIONAL SCARFMOBILE AROUND YOU. PETER THE GREAT is GOING DOWN!
You hate this guy.
> Franz: Lv 57 Beard Tech: beA.R.d which puts the battle into an Alternate Reality simulation, in which Peter's Empire is strong and more powerful than ever.... in SPACE
Using the ENERGIES from your BEARD, you TRANSPORT YOURSELF into a SIMULATED ALTERNATE HISTORY in which the RUSSIAN REVOLUTION never OCCURRED, leading IMPERIAL RUSSIA to PROGRESS ON INTO THE FAR FUTURE. In this world, multiple PLANETS are UNDER CONTROL OF THE TSARDOM.
And right off, you can see THINGS HAVE CHANGED. It seems that these new SPACE RUSSIANS have sent GUARDS in to DEAL WITH YOU, wanting to PROTECT the IMMORTAL SPIRIT OF THEIR ESTEEMED LEADER.
Okay, that was a STUPID IDEA.