Welcome, everyone, to Captain Lhurgoyf's first adventure and among his first posts. I've been a fan of MS Paint Adventures for a while. Then I found the forum. Then I found this forum, and I realised I just had to do an adventure myself. So, come on, and let's have fun and hopefully not go horribly wrong!
Pulp Archaeologist Adventure!
You are a DESTRUCTIVE TOMB ROBBER BOLD PULP ARCHAEOLOGIST in a time that resembles THE 1930s BUT CONTAINS MANY HUMOUROUS ANACHRONISMS. You are about to BOARD a PLANE going to THE ANCIENT RUINS OF THE ANCIENT MAYINCAZTOLMECS, which is located SOMEWHERE UNDETERMINED BETWEEN SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA, to LOOT DISCOVER their ANCIENT TREASURES AND WEALTH.
You are at an AIRPORT and have your PASSPORT ready to take you out of the UNITED STATES. All you have to do is SIGN your NAME on your PASSPORT.