Dave's Suggestion Box

[waterbottles]

Dave: Throw down some mad rhymes.

[Ghalox]

Can I suggest something like:

> Dave: Add "Quickly retrieve your brother's SBURB beta copy from wherever it is" to your primary priorities list.

?

If so, I want suggest something like "> Dave: Add "Play haunting DJ TURNTABLE refrain" to your secondary priorities list." too.

[Taco]

fire up the SBURB beta

[Neen]

Dave: STRUT to your brother's room.

Don't walk or saunter; STRUT like you own the place, 'cause, let's be honest, YOU DO.

[Wesley Foxx]

ANDREW: Combine or eliminate some of these stickied threads. :<

[digeridude]

> Quickly, a wicked one-liner!

[Rodergaut]

Dave: Grab a couple of cinderblocks, just to show off how strong you are.

[Savato]

Dave: Allocate KATANA to the strife specibus.

[Monkeytender]

Dave: Pop your collar.

[Mk_97]

Dave: Admire possible Gurren Lagann / Samurai Champloo / Mel Brooks film / MC Hammer poster on wall because of your embodiment for awesome.

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

>Play some hauntingly mad beatz.

[Goldude]

Insufferable priDave Strider: :captcha: drum machine

[Seshoho Cian]

Dave: Admire coloured design on turntable.

[Avi]

Dave: Examine all the sweet ass stuff in your sweet ass room.

Review your Chaucer.

[2-D]

Dave? Fuck, man. As a Dave myself I can assure you this is the least possibly cool name that could have been selected; Daves are a dime a fucking dozen, much to my constant confusion and frustration. There has never been a single class to my memory in my elementary, middle, high school, or college career that lacked at least two Daves, and most places of employment have had even more.

OH WELL.
>Dave: Quickly eliminate all other Daves from the game.

[Wyvern]

Dave: Quickly retrieve armaments from wall.

[Rolling Potato]

> Quickly, a wicked one-liner!

> Move to your brother's room in a montage sequence featuring your house and air-boats classic rock.

Yeah, he won't get fooled again.

[MrCheeze]

>Andrew: Post link to Dave's suggestion box in John's suggestion box.

[Bene]

Dave: Admire shrine to Captain Snoop which you no doubt have in your room.

[Magnacor]

>Dave: Contemplate the innermost secrets of the universe and man's purpose

OR

>Dave: Go mix some sick refrains with that sweet pair of turntables

[JokingJames2]

Dave: Pose with your katana like the badass you are

[Hazmus]

>Dave: Lay down some kick ass refrains on your sweet decks that have been inevitably manifesting in your chilled out cranium...

OR

>Dave: Synthesize a kick ass refrain on your super awesome Blue synth device. This is so uncool and so paradoxically cool right now...

[Kayar]

Dave: Exit room, track down your brother's copy of SBURB.

[Stij]

>Dave: Synthesize a kick ass refrain on your super awesome Blue synth device. This is so uncool and so paradoxically cool right now...

Pretty sure that's a drum machine.

> Say witty one-liner as you take off your shades. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[copypastry]

Allocate turntable to strife specibus under beatskind

Load turntable up with JAMMUNITION