What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[cautiousValidity]

A stabby stabby thing

[HenBarrison]

Holy shit, I love this site.

WANT.

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These are actually something I had in mind. Like this exact type of weapon.

glovekind

hidnbldkind, because how awesome would running around assassinating imps be?

[Glamurio]

Actually, it's not "Pizzakind", it's "Pizzactrkind", which is a Pizzacutter, which would be my weapon of choice.

[Centimani]

The munchkin in me says: Improvised Weapon Kind. The use of anything as a weapon that is not a weapon.

If that is infeasible... I'm limited to gun, axe, machete, knife, bow, and theoretically chainsaw. Those are the main things I have in my house or trunk. Hrm. In all honesty gun is probably ideal for speed leveling early on and should stay reasonable as long as I can alchemiter up fresh ammunition.

[tantalusUnchaste]

I would probably just weaponize my sylladex and not even bother allocating my Strife Specibus.

[GregariousActinide]

My weapon would be a spear in the Primary Strife weapon but it wouldn't be my only weapon (because every sensible person should always carry five or more weapons at anytime). I would also use a riflekind (as short and long-range weapons go together like Nepeta and Equius as these items are the bestest friends in all the world). But why limit myself to two Strife weapons when I have three more slots to be a sensible person!!! My third weapon would be fistkind because if I lost my spear I would need another close-range weapon (Duh). The forth would have to be a briefcase as there is nothing more badass than using a briefacse to store all your weapons in and use the weapon like Lucifer in Devil May Cry 4. And I wouldn't have a fifth because four is plenty.

[Freack]

Hide-under-bed-and-cry-until-the-imps-go-away kind.

[RobotInProgress]

I would use Glovekind and then combine it with some knives so it crosses into Daggerkind.

Other than that it would be either Foot/Boot kind or Macekind

[marshvegas]

I would probably have to have some sort of scythe, sword, bow, or pipe.

[gokai-oh]

Photon Cannon FTW!

[mrZalli]

I would use knives, rifle and pistol, because I really have those.
If possible, I would alchemize some kind of turrets using computers and weapons.

[obolisk0430]

My dad has a hatchet so probably ax kind. Or I guess knife kind. I'm not sure who doesn't have SOME kind of steak knife in their house. Or I could just swing an aluminum baseball bat.

[Krubby]

Batkind or Pankind. The only thing I could possibly use is a light, blunt object.

[UnanimateUndead]

I'd go with macekind, but that seems to not exist. Oh, well, canekind it is.

[Pinkkea]

Chopstickkind?

Needlekind, only with chopsticks.

[VIVI]

umm...
my posibilities of weapons in my house are:
-pencilkind
-fishingrodkind (dad have LOTS)
-shovelkind
-broomkind (i can combine this with a knife and obtain a spearkind)
-chemicalweaponskind (i have a bit of Isopropyl alcohol, parfums, and another things like that in my house)
-big varieties of teabags

-i can combine all that cable who i don´t use with fishing line and obtain an ultra resistent rope.

[almostIllegal]

Personally, I'd have to go with x2 knifekind, or if I can get that specific, kunaikind.

[zmp123]

Either handgunkind or hammerkind, in terms of practicality and accessibility.

BOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!

[SuperTheAwesome]

Either screwdriverkind or batkind seem the most useful. Sadly, there's no hugkind. :[

[androidsGenerator]

Were my aspect Time (my classpect quiz pegged me as a Prince of Space), I would choose scrwdrvrkind in a heartbeat for obvious reasons. Sadly, my aspect is not Time. Therefore, of the listed options, I would definitely go with 2x glove-kind. I've got some nice hitman-style leather gloves which would go into my initial strife specibus, to be later combined with various items to create more gauntlet-esque weapons, perhaps something like the electro-glove from ATLA:LOK, or Iron Man's glove, for example. Regardless of the actual implementation, each hand's glove would be alchemiter'd separately, in keeping with my split self as a Gemini (hence the 2x glove-kind).

[Nyekat]

I'd personally have to go with either lcrssestkkind (Goalie sticks are pretty lethal) or Pipekind. Although I don't really see how that'd tie in with my Godtier if I ever managed to achieve it (in the classpect quiz I got Seer of Blood).

Bowkind would be a cool choice too.

[Temporal Memory]

I'd like to use something cool like 2xPistolkind or Scythekind, but if I'm going to be sensible, in regards so what I have access to, I'd have to settle for Knifekind, Bladekind(If it accepts shitty plastic swords), Perhaps Hammerkind or otherwise just Bluntobjectkind.
Of course the best one shown so far is obviously Pranksterkind, considering it allows you to utilise everything and anything.

[Octopitentacles]

Realistically, it'd be broomkind, bookkind or probekind (the kind builder's use - sharper than any knife in my house). If I had the choice of anything and I was instantly proficient in it, I'd pick bowkind or something else long-range.

[ImperatorMortis]

Dogkind. I sick my dog on anything that wants to hurt me.

Alternative: Catkind. I throw my cat at anything that wants to annoy me.

[Dakloze Duif]

A Sniper.
Be Efficient.