What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[Ekul]

Canekind, much like Terezi. It would be a walking cane instead of a blind cane. I'd probably use it more defensively as well. Since I have trouble walking it's necessary anyway.

In highschool when my friends and I got into scrums, I used a metal walking stick. One of my friends used a bat, the other used a sheathed imitation-sword. It gave me some pretty good range, which is good because I'm a slow attacker.

[Varkarrus]

gloves && quartz geode || Toaster
Molten Gauntlets

[invisibleTerrarium]

Going to go the completely and totally original route and say 2xBladekind.

[Redosuru]

From the list, cordkind.
I dunno, you can do a lot of things with rope. Just depends on what kind you use. Weed whacker cord?

[gentlemenshadow]

i am disapoint that the list does not have staffkind

[Maltor Drey]

I would have to go umbrellaKind or caneKind. Probably umbrella because you could alchemise it to form a pretty effective sword/ shield.

[Professor Science]

I would go with Staffkind or Nunchakukind. Both would be awesome.

[amiableTemplar]

Gentlemenshadow, I'm pretty sure the list is non-exhaustive, especially because it doesn't show a few of the strife specibi we've actually seen, like there is no tridentkind nor even 3dentkind, yet Feferi manages to have 2x3dentkind. I also didn't see wandkind, though we've seen Calliope's specibus containing that card. It's possible I missed it in the massive list though.

Hence why I'm pretty much totally okay with making up whatever weaponkind I like, as with Swordandboardkind (Sordnbordkind?).

Edit: Hell, John picks up bunnykind from an imp literally moments after selecting hammerkind, yet that isn't shown on the list either. My guess, there's more unseen because John didn't deign to scroll down further on the list.

[pkfl_531]

I'd probably be using either Parasolkind because there are weaponized parasols and i want to alchemize one for my own. Maybe even alchemize it with something protective to make it double as a shield.

[optimusjamie]

GUITARKIND and SHOTGUNKIND, just so I could combine them together to form the ultimate weapon...
RHAPSODY OF FIREPOWER (See what I did there?)

[Gakuno]

Batkind.
I can't intepret that, but I am a fan of baseball. I wouldn't mind swinging that at some heads. Would be a while before I could get a feasible upgrade for a wooden/aluminium bat.

If that's not what it means, bats. Bats everywhere. You can swarm them. ATTACK MY PRETTIES.




Or telescopekind. I own a telescope, and I dropped it on my foot once.

ALL THE PAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
That thing has some WEIGHT to it. I can lift it easily, but for some reason it is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL if you drop it on your foot. Or swing it at an imp's face, possibly.
Also, it would fit in well with my chumhandle. (destituteAstronomer, if you can't read my signature.)

Maybe I could alchemize one that fires lasers. Yeah, that would be cool.
Yeah.

Has a practical use (ZOOM ZOOM), and hell, I can attach it to a SEXTANT.
With my mighty SNIPER RIFLE, nothing can stop me.

[The Next Decade]

Violinkind. For the sake of music, I'll alchemise Otoya Kurenai.

[Sightedjt]

Ive been thinking scythekind.
Make up a pair of scythes, which can join together and flip the blades up to be vertical and Its an all pupose weapon set.

[BCLEGENDS]

To quote myself from another thread:

I'd try to make the most powerful weapons to ever exist in an Sburb session, using two kitchen knives as the base of the weapons in question. I am very serious about this.

...so KNIFEKIND, then. Incidentally, if a person had KNIFEKIND as their strife specibus, one could feasibly attempt to use semantics to be capable of wielding any bladed weapon. For instance, swords are not, in fact, swords, but OVERSIZED KNIVES. Axes are WIDE-BLADED KNIVES, and scythes and poleaxes are THIN-BLADED POLE-KNIVES and WIDE-BLADED POLE-KNIVES respectively. And spears would be just POLE-KNIVES. M'yes.

[opulentViolets]

Hmm... Probably umbrella/parasolKind, since umbrellas/parasols are rather useful, could serve as both a weapon and a shield, and they're easily portable. C:

[Maltor Drey]

I am considering plantkind. You would literally have WEAPONS EVERYWHERE. It's not on the list, though, and would be hard to use. On the list, the ones I can see being most useful include nailgunkind and fireextkind (that would have come in handy SO many times in Homestuck.

[Menen]

RHAPSODY OF FIREPOWER (See what I did there?)

Sounds more like a Fraymotif.

[evilEmpirical]

It probably tells you something about me that I instantly knew I would use bookkind. Yes, all my really *big* books are in E-book form, and I certainly don't have anything like the Grimoire, but it'd all be worth it to *tome!* enemies to death.

But I'd probably also end up giving enemies weak weapons to get the appropriate strife specibi from them, so that I could wield anything I came across (I'm assuming that imp John got the bunnykind specibus from didn't just happen to be the only one with a specibus, and that sole specibus just happened to be bunnykind; hence, enemies get the requisite specibi automatically). This has the added advantage of allowing me to use my strife deck for storage.

Specibus just stopped sounding like a real word.

[Gakuno]

Would bootkind be feasible? I just saw a fan adventure in which the main character alchemized boots that exploded when she kicked something.

[ImperatorMortis]

I'll start out with this.



Then when I'm God Tier I'll upgrade to this.

[evilEmpirical]

Hmm. I wonder if there's a way to alchemize dwarf bread. Discworld book x bread? It would probably make a frightening weapon in the hands of a god tiered bread-wielder.

[Ekul]

If someone (Or just Bro?) takes a bite out of your breadkind, would it become 1/2Breadkind?

[metaphysics]

[Nar]

I think i'd probably just end up grabbing some kitchen knives.

But Umbrellakind is just sitting there, staring longingly at me...
Eh, nothing alchemization can't fix.

in all seriousness probably the kitchen thing

2xbladekind

[Kaleb702]

I got it.
impKind
hahahaahaYES