What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[Sightedjt]

Probably a knifekind or axekind

[TribulatoryTerminator]

Surprised that nobody's chosen spatulakind, pizzacutterkind, rakekind, taserkind, or fryingpankind. All would make great weapons

[AllenJacoby]

The Blueberry Jammer of Zillyhoo.

[Dödel]

Aerosolkind.
I would alchemize my deodorant with a lighter later on, if my specibus allows me to wield whatever comes out of that.
(The After-Bunser?)

[Kaleb702]

Knifekind. If Jack tries to stab me, I just captchalogue his knife before it hits me, then use it against him. Now the only problem is he has literally a thousand knives.

[suspiciousTactician]

Knifekind. If Jack tries to stab me, I just captchalogue his knife before it hits me, then use it against him. Now the only problem is he has literally a thousand knives.

1000xknifekind

[ilikeoctopus]

1000xknifekind

Good luck getting enough money (or grist) for that...

[Kaleb702]

1000xknifekind

But... wouldn't that be a thousand knives welded together, like the 2x3prongkind?

[kawaiiNekoromancer]

But... wouldn't that be a thousand knives welded together, like the 2x3prongkind?

Well, Jake's Specibus is listed as 2xpistolkind, so 1000xknifekind could, in theory, be 1000 knives weilded at once. I think 2x3dentkind was a way to shorthand two ended trident

[mortalcreator]

Um...nobody steal this plz, but I'd have penkind! I know it's not specifically stated in the specibus but...*thinking of possibilities...*

[Kaleb702]

Well, Jake's Specibus is listed as 2xpistolkind, so 1000xknifekind could, in theory, be 1000 knives weilded at once. I think 2x3dentkind was a way to shorthand two ended trident

Now the only problem would be... where do you get enough arms to hold those?

@mortalcreator: That'd actually be pretty useful. You can draw, write, stab, and a pen is mightier than a sword...

[Rhapsody]

Now the only problem would be... where do you get enough arms to hold those?

@mortalcreator: That'd actually be pretty useful. You can draw, write, stab, and a pen is mightier than a sword...

Perhaps numerous little holsters might be necessary for that.. O_O

Um...nobody steal this plz, but I'd have penkind! I know it's not specifically stated in the specibus but...*thinking of possibilities...*

I'm sorry to have stolen your choice, but I already mentioned that on my first post on this thread :3 It's good to be creative anw, just because something isn't listed doesn't mean it can't be used as a weapon somehow! (Almost anything that you can throw can be used as a weapon, you know.) Yes, a pen is indeed mightier than the sword. >8D

[captainNarwhal]

Well, Jake's Specibus is listed as 2xpistolkind, so 1000xknifekind could, in theory, be 1000 knives weilded at once. I think 2x3dentkind was a way to shorthand two ended trident

I always read that as "Two-by-Threedentking" which always confused me. Thank you for clearing that up.


On topic, I'd probably copy Vriska and use dicekind. It's just too badass to pass up.

[amiableTemplar]

I'd go for mixed offense and defense--it always seemed weird to me that the kids never made use of any armor.

Sword-and-Boardkind. Or Srdnbrdkind, most likely. Gotta be careful about breaking things though, wouldn't want Srdn1/2brdkind or something.

[SpanishMonkey]

don't need a weapon, I'm strong

[Elirona]

I would probably go with Knifekind. I know, I'm pretty boring. :U Knives just happen to be one of the most readily available weapons in my house.

[proserpine]

Hockeystick kind. Or rakekind. Something with reach and thwackability.

[Shinobody]

Srdnbrdkind, most likely.

I read that as Soundboardkind.
Imagine the power, playing Samuel L. Jackson quotes while your enemies tremble in fear.

[Lord English's Peg Leg]

machine gun kind to blow away the imps

[Lord English's Peg Leg]

hell yeah

[adamflint]

Canekind. I'd alchemize it with some silly book that features magic to make myself a magic Voidstaff.

[CrisisKing]

2XSockpuppetkind.

THE AMAZING ALCHEMITER POSSIBILITIES.

[zzuxon]

Polearmkind

[Tirgo]

i said before i would use lampkind but i think i would like pistolkind

lots of different sorts a pistols plus i could pretend to be spike if i got cool enough at using them

[PriffyViole]

I read that as Soundboardkind.
Imagine the power, playing Samuel L. Jackson quotes while your enemies tremble in fear.

And I read it as Sandbirdkind.

I can totally picture a bunch of imps scrambling to get all the red coins.