What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[Gent]

I use Umbrellakind.
One of my friends possesses the Friendkind strife specibus. That strikes me as something that would be a bit hard to use when in the Medium, fighting imps.

[Tazaran]

Jokerkind. mainly use a bladed Dildo on a stick

[Kokonina]

Jokerkind. mainly use a bladed Dildo on a stick

^^^^^^
That would help as distractor XD

I Would like Knife Kind
Not swords
Little kitchen Knifes

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[PaladinFoster]

I'm debating changing my choice from staffkind to gunkind. Specifically the SCAR-L assault rifle.

[Karhs12]

Lampkind.
I have this nice sturdy lightbulb lamp that should do a fine job.

[zoeticMathematician]

Scythekind, alchemized from a garden hoe, an abacus, and Libris Mortis: Book of Undead.

Counts kills, and as you kill things with it, it gets stronger.

I edited this picture of Dirk one day because I'm really cool and I have my life priorities straight.

And, yes, I actually wear a hat like that.

[RhythmicPainkiller]

From that list? Yoyokind, definitely XD Or Bladekind?

Now I'm wondering what kinds of deadly Yo-yo's I could alchemize.

[ilikeoctopus]

Yoyokind as well, probably. However, I do seem to have a rather unfortunate tendency to break yo-yos...

So maybe screwdriverkind instead.

[cactuscarcass]

probably something ironic like a cactus

but i'd love to use a gun. just going round shootin' in the hood

[gentlemenshadow]

bowstaffkind

simple, functional, able to be followed up with unarmed attacks and i own one

[gentlemenshadow]

bowstaffkind

simple, functional, able to be followed up with unarmed attacks and i own one

[Cheralla]

Pizzakind? That sounds all sorts of epic and impractical. Though I'd probably go with a scythe.

...NO WAIT A SPOON. SPOOOOOOOON.

[CaliginousDreamer]

For reasons both mysterious and unexplainable, I'd most definately have to with 1/3curtainrodkind.

[savvyEuphoria]

guitarsworkkind >:]

[Nameless1]

I don't know why I had to post this but I've seen several people post scythekind and had to mention that scythes are a farming tool and are ridiculously impractical as weapons (ok that was useless but still, they really wouldn't do the job well)

[I_Crow]

It'd probably help to have the list available.

Because Pencilkind isn't in there. And I would totally be that.

that list that john had isn't even complete, we've seen plenty of characters with strife specibi that don't fit in it

[tanquerayChampion]

Aerosolkind - reminds me of my pyromaniac years when my friends and I would have aerosol-flame wars, wait that's right now

I could definitely see Roxy picking up Scrwdrvrkind at some point. No, not the hardware item.

[GigaRidley]

Due to my fencing skills, I'd say Sabrekind.

[Poprocks311]

Brassknucklekind or Gauntletkind, Im trained in martial arts so it just would be easiest.
That or Controller kind. Imps will fear the PS3 remote

[AnatidaeCollector]

How to make insanely awesome weapon out of pretty much nothing:
1. Draw weapon.
2. Captchalogue drawing.
3. Captchalogue plain paper.
4. Subtract paper from drawing.
5. Receive weapon.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT!

I do think daggerkind would suit me best, but wouldn't be all that practical since I'd have to get in so damn close, so I'm sticking with scythekind.
I'd picture that a scythe would be easy to swing and lop off the heads of several imps at one time from a safe distance. And for larger monsters, you'd have more reach.
For my novelty strife specibus, I'd probably choose something like birdkind, due to the number of goofy novelty toy birds I have lying around my room. Or saltshakerkind. Because of reasons.

[Intoxicating Starlight]

Ooooh boy. Bladekind, so I can use my XACTO Knife, bookkind so I can use my copy of Webster's New Encyclopedic Dictionary, or laserkind so I can use a laser pointer that I someday alchemize with a hadron collider to create a fucking powerful laser that I can't control. Alternatively alchemize the laser pointer with the Chinese sword randomly placed in my room and a telescopic pointer to create a lightsaber.

[Leafsword]

innocuousdoublekind.
for this reason.

I don't know why I had to post this but I've seen several people post scythekind and had to mention that scythes are a farming tool and are ridiculously impractical as weapons (ok that was useless but still, they really wouldn't do the job well)

I don't think the practicality of a weapon is a concern here. John has Bunnykind, for heavens sake.

[Siya]

Out of all of the items in my home, I'd probably feel most proficient with a sharpening steel (shrpgstlkind? batonkind?). I have poor aim and feel more comfortable with dealing blunt-force trauma than using a blade. If I could only choose from the canon list, though, I'd probably choose umbrellakind.

My first alchemization would probably include my strawberry Engrish glass for a sharpberry non-reproductive steel (or, for the umbrella, my apple Engrish glass to make the yammy greenapple umbrella).

[Githe]

I'd have something seemingly useless like Peprmillkind followed up with something semi-practical like Lcrssstckkind.

[Panta]

Yoyokind.
Because who wouldn't want to throw around a thing like this?


And if given the ability to duel-wield, oh gosh!