What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[Darth GW7]

Deodourantkind? I could pepper spray their face!

[Wakor]

Hussiekind.

All beware.

[fireicedog]

Hussiekind.

All beware.

This is completely terrifying. I sure wouldn't want to be hit in the head with a Hussiebot.

[Wakor]

This is completely terrifying. I sure wouldn't want to be hit in the head with a Hussiebot.

I imagine it being absolutely useless against everything ever, actually, but just kinda... fucking everything up in its path. Unrelated trolls suddenly start snogging, all the characters start dying, ten people get involved in a timetravel/mind control hybrid reach-around that revolves around a single hat, and 413 occurs in every possible resource.

But it'd be the trump card against Doc Scratch. Or, well, Lord English now... and he doesn't 'fall asleep' with Hussie around, as we've seen. Unless he tends to sleep-gunpeopledown.

[Darth GW7]

oh my god...
what about...
FOURTHWALLKIND

[BurningMage]

I like Glovekind.
Here are some prime examples: Infinty Gauntlet, Power Fist, Flamethrower Glove, Displacer Glove, I still would want a glove combined with a Tesla Coil.

[Wakor]

oh my god...
what about...
FOURTHWALLKIND

OH.
GOD.

NO, w-we're not going down that road! Too terrifying!

[TheBenenator]

Deodourantkind? I could pepper spray their face!

Peprsprykind is canon, too!

oh my god...
what about...
FOURTHWALLKIND

OH.
GOD.

NO, w-we're not going down that road! Too terrifying!

Oh, sweet idea!

"You combine the SEVEN LOPPINGS with the FOURTH WALL. You produce 'M! Any sane adventurer would immediately run away, and NOT attempt to captchalogue it."

[Scarlet Smiles]

Carddeckkind. Give me a midnight crew poster and some grist, and I've got a transforming deck of extremely deudly cards.

Cuestickkind would also be fun.

[Silvak]

Pumpkin kind bassically implying i will have no weapon at all

[Frankin-Kal-96]

Warhammerkind.

Not because I'm an especially big fan of John, I just like big hammers.

[aPawnAscending]

If I had a few strife specibus cards available I'd have:
pistolkind
scribekind
broomkind
wrenchkind

[KaziKoiwai]

I'd be spatulakind.

[oshawott]

shearkind
shears that can cut through any thing

[Zolen]

Fireworkkind

Everything shall go boom!

[Jay-San]

Well I have this really terrible telescope that I never use so I'm think why not Scopekind I would combined it with my night goggles and make a night scope and the combined it with my smaller much telescope so it would just be a mini night scope and then with my glasses to make nightvisionscopeglasses and I have other ideas..... anyone though of a new Modus?

[Candieskulls]

In consideration to my current living environment, maybe Earphonekind.
Take those wires, wrap them around enemy's neck, and cue suffocation.
Or Fistkind, for the tsundere in me. Don't mind getting my hands dirty.
Now, if I could pick something really extravagant to my tastes ...

Kukrikind.
A pair.

[eridanhitler]

I WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING KIND.

[llamamiah]

I've given it a lot of thought, and I've decided on two. (Of course, I would allocate a bunch more if given the chance)

1. hoeKind: I have a garden hoe in my garage, they're never used as weapons (Yay non-mainstreamity), I could do a lot of damage with one, and also lots of terrible jokes involving the name.

2. deckKind: Because of a forum adventure, I have the headcanon that trading card decks are actually used as a sort of fantastical actual summon-monster type thing. This would put my four MtG decks to good use. >:3

Then some random ones that I would want to use if I could:

beltKind, shovelKind, shoeKind, biketireKind, penKind, pokrchipKind, 2xsptulaKind, pizzacutrKind, tablelegKind, boneKind, shellKind, hatKind.

[shamanRyo]

Batkind.

If only because I can make an enormous cod like weapon out of it and just whack the shit out of imps yelling "EAT CODPIECE MOTHER FUCKERS" in my underpants.

[fireicedog]

hoeKind: I have a garden hoe in my garage, they're never used as weapons (Yay non-mainstreamity), I could do a lot of damage with one, and also lots of terrible jokes involving the name.

This is a very good idea. I see some very good Tom and Jerry situations you can pull with one of those as your weapon. And as for the jokes:

[obolisk0430]

Batkind/hatchetkind for maximum brutality, or bladekind (if I had a sword) for maximum efficiancy.

[suspiciousTactician]

Assuming I'm operation out of my bedroom/house, then 2xbladekind

Can't say I'm too proficient with them, but hey, the game forces you to learn, right

[Rhapsody]

Probably Forkkind, Spoonkind, Knifekind--most utensils, really. I have actually attacked, threatened, and attacked then threatened people with utensils before.
orrrrr, Trophykind, because I kind of hate all my trophies and want them to be destroyed in a way that they can be useful. Also because they are constantly in reach.
Penkind because the pen is mightier than the sword and all that. But Swordkind is awesome too.

Actually, I can use anything that can be thrown as weapons. So maybe Projectilekind?

[MisterSinister]

Probably would prefer Hatchetkind, but Boxkind, clotheskind, or brokenlaptopkind would probably be what i would end up with by accident. Has anyone suggested Slngshtkind? Perhaps a Clockkind: enemy of Midnight Crews everywhere!