What would your Weapon be in homestuck?

[Not The Author]

Plankkind: Flint, anyone?

And Glovekind for Kumatora. Huh.

[pancakes=D]

I say.

MAGIC PENCIL

It would have the power to make or erase anything.

[TheLordHelios]

Plankkind: Flint, anyone?

OOOOOOOOOOH, good one , didnt see that there

[Not The Author]

Pizzakind?

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[pancakes=D]

Pizzakind?

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Dat scared me.

[Cati]

I'd have to go with BRASSKIND, since I already have a trombone.

This. I've already had my trombone slide fly across the room and smack someone, so it proves to be highly effective as a weapon.

Beyond that, I could really get behind a nail gun.

[Telamon]

You're all missing the best one:

FNCYSNTAKIND

[Kgummy]

I'm thinking batkind might let you use everything. Because BATMAN.

Tongs, Blockhead's specialty.

Bustkind: Women only? Actually, it might be kinda difficult to carrry around stuff like the SNOOP BUST

[TheLordHelios]

You're all missing the best one:

FNCYSNTAKIND

*UNRELATED TO TOPIC*
HEY! LOOK!!

0 sacred urns toppled
0 mystic ruins desecrated
0 hallowed tombs defiled
Maybe Nana and JASPERS reference?
EDIT:link http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/200...em-sleuth.html

[fait]

I'd use a Broom stick. BROOMKIND.

[Monkeytender]

Wait, there are three people here who play trombone? I find this highly unlikely!

[Jonny Boy]

Make that four.

[Bright_Shadows]

Wait, there are three people here who play trombone? I find this highly unlikely!

I find it highly unlikely that anyone would be bored enough to maually copy and paste the strife specubus, yet it happened. Also, the trombone is getting pretty popular. There's uses for band class, and uses for ska bands, and uses for other kinds of bands.

[TheLordHelios]

Make that four.

DEAR ANUBIS! ITS AN EPIDEMIC!

PS my instrument is Your mind

[Jonny Boy]

Wait, there are three people here who play trombone? I find this highly unlikely!

I find it highly unlikely that anyone would be bored enough to maually copy and paste the strife specubus, yet it happened. Also, the trombone is getting pretty popular. There's uses for band class, and uses for ska bands, and uses for other kinds of bands.

The trombone is everywhere. Concert, jazz, orchestra, oompah, ska, latin, etc.

Soon, we will be in their schools, their workplaces, their homes, and their ballparks. We will dominate, and nobody can stop us. BWAA-BWAA-BWAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

We can do that, too.

[Monkeytender]

[Magnacor]

Shotgunkind would be an effective weapon. Though it feels a tad uninspired...

[Martze]

I have a bo staff in my room, so I would choose that if I wanted to pick something practical for fighting.

However, I doubt there's much combat in Homestuck (Rose's knitting needles? Seriously?), so it seems like a better option to pick a useful tool because, you know, you can use it without regards to your sylladex.

Buy speaking of sylladeces, I've implemented Hash Maps before, so I could definitely use that for my fetch modus. So that reason goes out the window.

John does have the prop sword in his room, so Swordkind was definitely possible. If we'd gone that way, Andrew might have actually given us a real sword later in the story. Hammerkind will almost certainly be more useful, though, and much less cliche.

Hmm... I'm probably thinking about this too deeply.

[Elecrusher]

(Rose's knitting needles? Seriously?)

Quill, ink, and honey.

Plungerkind is listed twice. WE'VE BEEN HAD.

Pokerkind - Razor sharp card throwing skillz
Lcrssstckkind - Because there isn't a Polekind

[xyzzy]

MusicComakind.

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[Warriorccc0]

Pizzakind?

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Someone actually quoted by remixed pizza guy

[Not The Author]

MusicComakind.

fixed

Since Leaf is probably in a coma, I'll rage for him.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[Scutterman]

There should definitely be nac-mac-feegle-kind 8

[Warden Notes]

I would have thought that there'd be Pumpkind

[mr. please-please]

*Towropekind
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The * indicate ones that are a bit hard to read or are obscured.

I think that's Jumpropekind.

For me, Hunkrumpkind.