Suggestion Box Splitoff

[Brendon]

I don't think so.

[Byrobot]

Mavis Abernathy.

[Andrew]

I went with the first suggestion with a 4-letter name.

I.e. the second suggestion.

[Twitcher]

Rose: Make your bed.

[voodooKobra]

Hahahaha. Flighty broad!

M(r?)s. Lalonde: Enter your daughter's room in a drunken stupor.

[brysodude]

Rose: Retrieve arms from knitting bag.

[voodooKobra]

Rose: Stroke your creative writing journal and mutter, "My preeecious..."

[Pyritie]

Rose: Quickly retrieve arms from semitransparent box.

[Darksun45230]

Rose: Retrieve arms from

[Fyvush]

RL: Look at some of the weird porn on your computer before the battery dies.

RL: Peek out the door to see if your soul-crushing alcoholic mother is around.

[jkrane]

Rose: Attempt to change mood set by weather with a violin solo.

[Donniey]

Rose: Do Laundry

[ruforealz]

Rose: Change laptop to power saver to conserve battery power.

OR

Rose: Pick up knitting bag to see what kind of weird inventory system you have.

[voodooKobra]

Rose: Make and subsequently sacrifice a voodoo doll of your mother to Cthulhu in exchange for electricity.

[Fyvush]

RL: Listen to "Miles Runs the Voodoo Down" from Bitches Brew on your computer before the battery dies.

[voodooKobra]

RL: Search frantically for WiFi signals in the area.

[Regularjoe]

Rose: Wipe off that cheap make-up. It makes you look like A Hussie.

Rose: Get laptop
Rose: Bring your laptop to the room where your wireless antenna is being kept
Rose: Hook up laptop directly

Rose: Spend next three minutes reading by candlelight.

[fait]

Rose: Play haunting violin tune.

[Martze]

MSPA Readers: Suggest a bunch of frivolous actions when John is going to die in the next two minutes.

Seriously though, my logic is this: power and internet run on separate lines, so there's a chance internet is still on. The wifi died because the router lost power, not signal (hopefully).

Rose: Captchalogue laptop and go to study. (Hope Mom isn't there.)

[voxthunder]

Rose: Quickly retrieve arms from dresser.

[NeckToChicken]

Rose: Captchalogue snow globe for future use.

[voodooKobra]

RL: Go take a bathroom break. These technical problems will resolve themselves. After all, what good is a video game that kills the player? Take a load off. This will fix itself.

[Borris_Withdraw]

RL: Consider the idea that your mother is a shaggoth, and thus hide in broom closet.

[Borris_Withdraw]

John: Attempt to captchalouge door.

[Zelkmaster]

Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.