Suggestion Box Splitoff

[Nzen]

John: use (drop) telescope and fanciful harlequins on the floor; captchalogue three generic objects.

TT: Move Cruxtruder into the center of the living room.

kernelsprite: encourage John

[goggleman64]

John: Use pre-punched card on totem lathe.

[AnoMoLouS]

John: Captchalogue Wise-Guy book and throw it at Kernelsprite

[AnoMoLouS]

TT: Place all the beds in the house on top of the roof in a vain attempt to "bounce" the meteor off of them.

[Philroggan]

TT: Prototype Kernelsprite with glass shard.

[Tasgall]

JE> End SBURB PROCESS on your COMPUTER

[Adanac]

Rip head off bunny to see if it has one of those "if found, please return to bruce willis" things, and see if it has a phone number on it. If it does, call Bruce willis, and ask him to send a team of military grunts etc. to blow up that meteor with some kind of earth shattering Kaboom.

[Offline Bob]

Prototype Kernelsprite with bunny

[Xantor]

John's Dad: Try to get into the house through the window.

[Mikker]

>TT: Select car.

[Proto_Fan]

Prototype Kernelsprite with disguise.

[iamabstract]

Bestow unto Kernal Sprite a new name

[soultrainwreck]

Bestow unto Kernal Sprite a new name

Yeah, nobody can spell it.

[Proto_Fan]

Try to Captchalogue Kernelsprite

[Dougan]

Dad: Knock on door in a stern, fatherly manner.

Ride the comet like a mechanical bull.

Tier Prototype Harlequin Kernelsprite with Bunny to add to hilarity factor.

[Sho_Minamimoto]

Dad: Take BELT and place it under your strife specibus as "whipkind" and use Lv1. DISCIPLINETECH -> THIS HURTS ME THAN IT DOES YOU

TT: Simply grab meteor when in proximity of the player

John: Tell TT to grab Dad's car when in close proximity, to gain the GREEN BOX and OTHER SBURB DISK

[antiantismoking]

John: Try to Captchalogue meteor
TT: Fondly Regard Abomination (Kernelspite)
Dad: Assuage boredom with amusing thoughts of Harlequins

[Zatch]

John: Switch Modus and use Pre-Punched Card on KernelSprite.

How about we just call it KS?

[jmrdex]

Prototype PDA with KernalSprite

[Waterlemon]

> John: Captchalogue "Wise Guy".

[Garak]

KernelSprite: KS.OUT << "Hello World"
and then as the meteor approaches, KS.OUT << "Goodbye World"

[DimJim]

>JE: Change Pesterchum mood to "OH GOD A COMET IS GOING TO LAND RIGHT ON MY HOUSE IN 3 MINUTES WHAT DO I DO".

[Raiden1312]

John: Build a protective fort around your computer with the 3 Perfectly Generic Objects.

TT: Attempt to grab the meteor.

[Trismegustis]

Kernelsprite: Prototype with meteor.

YES. DO THIS.

Thirded!

For the love of GPI,

TT: Prototype Kernelsprite with impending meteor!

(Also, note to AH: I was wavering on whether I liked this story. I really started getting into it when the sylladex wackiness came into play, and when I realized you were using musical leitmotifs, but frankly, it's the "High-Five Kernelsprite" page that finally made this story rocket up to the quality of Problem Sleuth.
I am sincerely sorry to have doubted you, Homestuck is friggin awesome.)

[starfyredragon]

TT: Combine bathtub and toilet to upgrade them to bidae.