I don't think so.
I went with the first suggestion with a 4-letter name.
I.e. the second suggestion.
Rose: Make your bed.
Rose: Retrieve arms from knitting bag.
Rose: Retrieve arms from
RL: Look at some of the weird porn on your computer before the battery dies.
RL: Peek out the door to see if your soul-crushing alcoholic mother is around.
Rose: Attempt to change mood set by weather with a violin solo.
Rose: Do Laundry
Rose: Change laptop to power saver to conserve battery power.
Rose: Pick up knitting bag to see what kind of weird inventory system you have.
RL: Listen to "Miles Runs the Voodoo Down" from Bitches Brew on your computer before the battery dies.
Rose: Wipe off that cheap make-up. It makes you look like A Hussie.
Rose: Get laptop
Rose: Bring your laptop to the room where your wireless antenna is being kept
Rose: Hook up laptop directly
Rose: Spend next three minutes reading by candlelight.
Rose: Play haunting violin tune.
MSPA Readers: Suggest a bunch of frivolous actions when John is going to die in the next two minutes.
Seriously though, my logic is this: power and internet run on separate lines, so there's a chance internet is still on. The wifi died because the router lost power, not signal (hopefully).
Rose: Captchalogue laptop and go to study. (Hope Mom isn't there.)
Rose: Quickly retrieve arms from dresser.
Rose: Captchalogue snow globe for future use.
RL: Go take a bathroom break. These technical problems will resolve themselves. After all, what good is a video game that kills the player? Take a load off. This will fix itself.
RL: Consider the idea that your mother is a shaggoth, and thus hide in broom closet.
John: Attempt to captchalouge door.
Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.