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Thread: BIRD WIZARD: THE FIRST FAN ADVENTURE

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    BIRD WIZARD: THE FIRST FAN ADVENTURE

    So... while perusing my many Photobucket accounts for nostalgia-worthy pictures, I came across a folder I had started about 4 or 5 years ago, or whenever Jailbreak was just getting started in the SA(I think) forums.

    It was my own MS Paint Adventure, or at least the best I could create in emulating Jailbreak. Since it was just a forum game back then, I tried to get one set up in my own forum. I even drew it entirely in MS Paint much to my dismay. I thought those were a part of the rules!!

    It didn't last very long. And I can't believe I totally forgot about this... After Jailbreak ended I didn't even know MS Paint Adventures had acquired its own domain, started and shelved Bard Tale, and then I came back and rediscovered it at the start of Problem Sleuth.

    Anyway, this is how the very short Jailbreak imitation blossomed all those years ago...



    > Piss in the oil can.

    > Clean spill with toilet paper.





    > Cover yourself in piss-oil.

    > Climb ceiling with sticky suit.



    > Al Qaeda: Destroy Disney Land.

    > Bird: Declare vengeance.



    Wizard Bird: Summon mutant bird army.






    Unfortunately, it hasn't been unpaused for years.

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    Wow.

    Actually Jailbreak started right here. In this thread.

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    Ooh.

    Also:

    The Bird Wizard charges up for a devastating attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew
    Wow.

    Actually Jailbreak started right here. In this thread.
    I remember that!

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    Bird Wizard: Disregard magic sphere. Seek worms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew
    Bird Wizard: Disregard magic sphere. Seek worms.
    The ARCANA ORB dissipates in a small spark.

    You are not powerful enough to summon the ARCANA ORB.

    Despite all your magical prowess, you have yet to gorge upon the succulent meat of the DIVINE TWIN EARTHWORMS. Their blessed flesh gifts the consumer the knowledge of all conscious awareness and recognition.

    The TWINS reside in the deepest cavern of the earth, guarded by fierce demigods and titans. They will always be but a legend.

    You shed a tear of lustful liquid yearning.


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    TE: bestow Wisdom upon WB.

    Also, in regards to jail break, I named my iPod Drillgorg. I thought you should know that, Andrew.

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    You are one of the top Bird Wizards in the academy. Petitions for your applicability are plentiful in measure. Compensation, adequate. It is a comfortably cool morning. You are feeling particularly arcane today.

    What will you do?

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    > Quickly retrieve wings from shelving unit.

    Ben

    - Hello all! I've been reading things here for a while, and decided I may as well get myself an account.

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    Eat that bacon on your desk. I mean, read that book on your desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azeltir
    > Quickly retrieve wings from bookcase.


    You've already got wings, numbnuts!

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    Ah, so I'm not the only other one doing something based off of MS Paint Adventures (On a different forum, of course). Back to this story, though.

    > Birdhandle the door knob, there are chicks to be rescued!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfS2
    > Retrieve your wand, there are chicks to be rescued!


    You are quite positive there has never been a wand in your study, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as reckless and foolhardy.

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    I'm finding our parser to be a little unreliable...

    > Break through glass with wing to unlock door.

    Ben

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azeltir
    > Break through glass with wing to unlock door.


    You don't know why you are assuming the door will be locked. You don't usually keep the door to your study locked. Nonetheless, a bird this arcane doesn't go messing around with totally unbirdly things like knobs.

    You send your wispy wing glass-ward.

    > Brush.



    It seems there never was a door element to the door. It was just a piece of paper taped to the wall.

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    Drink potions.

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    > One word: Chicken Dance of Death.

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    Check status of magic sphere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfS2
    > One word: Chicken Dance of Death.
    ***Logic Error!!! #@2283 W-1484: THIS IS NOT ONE WORD -> Skipping to next command***



    The ARCANA ORB has been untended for quite some time.

    This is very bad.

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    >Take a little nibble from the sphere to see what it tastes like.

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    Inspect hat for seed.

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    You pick up the wand.

    The surface is wooden against your feathers. This is your only friend in the world right now. It's gonna be a pleasant day.


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