So... while perusing my many Photobucket accounts for nostalgia-worthy pictures, I came across a folder I had started about 4 or 5 years ago, or whenever Jailbreak was just getting started in the SA(I think) forums.
It was my own MS Paint Adventure, or at least the best I could create in emulating Jailbreak. Since it was just a forum game back then, I tried to get one set up in my own forum. I even drew it entirely in MS Paint much to my dismay. I thought those were a part of the rules!!
It didn't last very long. And I can't believe I totally forgot about this... After Jailbreak ended I didn't even know MS Paint Adventures had acquired its own domain, started and shelved Bard Tale, and then I came back and rediscovered it at the start of Problem Sleuth.
Anyway, this is how the very short Jailbreak imitation blossomed all those years ago...
> Piss in the oil can.
> Clean spill with toilet paper.
> Cover yourself in piss-oil.
> Climb ceiling with sticky suit.
> Al Qaeda: Destroy Disney Land.
> Bird: Declare vengeance.
Wizard Bird: Summon mutant bird army.
Unfortunately, it hasn't been unpaused for years.