Interest Check: Secret Phallus

[Andrew]

The letter was the best part. I had to pretend I was someone else because the anonymity was already so badly blown.

In reviewing the work I'm pretty sure literally 90% of that is dick jokes.

[tynic]

let's see

Wizardology Word-Use Histogram

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poop   dick   cock   fuck   cunt   shit   stupid

nope.

by the way, this is going on my mantelpiece in my new apartment whenever I get one. But right now it is staying under my bed while my mother labours under the delusion that I have received a "nice thoughtful gift from my friends in America"

[Byrobot]

Wait...wizards aren't real?

[Andrew]

Wizardology Word-Use Histogram

Well ok, those are verbal instances, but what about pictorial???

[Andrew]

Also your counts are off. There is one page alone that has 9 instances of the word "dick".

[Byrobot]

How did this not make it into the book?


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or this

[Andrew]

I think you had that graphic resource just a little too at the ready, don't you.

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The hope here is that you will find the insinuation that you are a homosexual to be embarrassing.

[tynic]

Also your counts are off. There is one page alone that has 9 instances of the word "dick".

histogram not to scale!

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I didn't actually count anything

[Andrew]

I probably should have sent you an adding machine instead.

CLEARLY SUCH A DEVICE WOULD HAVE SERVED YOU BETTER

[tynic]

actually I kind of want that.

[Andrew]

That is not a photo of a suburban middle-class child playing.

It is a photo of an impoverished Asian child. Building.

[Byrobot]

Hey that's not Gandalf.

[Brendon]

I wish I got cool stuff for christmas but I'm such a Johnny come lately

[Orann]

I Signed up here JUST to say "Holy Shit, that's awesome" just then.
And it is. Nice.

[Metalbourne]

Welcome to the forums. We hope you stick around to say "holey shit" for a long time to come.

[Orann]

Welcome to the forums. We hope you stick around to say "holey shit" for a long time to come.

Indeed, sir. I fing myself intrigued with this place.

[Benjamin]

Welcome to the forums. We hope you stick around to say "holey shit" for a long time to come.

Indeed, sir. I fing myself intrigued with this place.

Protip: Metalbourne paying attention to you is a bad thing.

[Orann]

Protip: Metalbourne paying attention to you is a bad thing.

Your Avatar scares me.

[EarthwormAdam]

Hey duders, I finally sent my secret turkey out this morning, sorry it took so long. I hope my person likes it, it should arrive in a few days. I don't quite feel too bad about my lateness because I haven't got anything in the mail yet either.

Chim chim charoo!

[Donny]

I haven't got anything in the mail yet

At the risk of giving away who I got as a Turkey-ee, this worries me.

Chim chim charoo!

This, not so much.

[Andrew]

Hey look at this.

Something was delivered by an Earthworm who was named Adam. Excellence ensues.



GROTESQUERIES



HUMOURS



SEDITIOUS LITERATURE?? You must think me easily swayed by the silver tongues of revolutionaries.







THIS PACKAGE KEPT ME ENGAGED FOR HOURS



NICE WORK AND THANK YOU ADAM




This came just in the nick of time. I'm packing all my shit up and getting the hell out of dodge.

[EarthwormAdam]

Ahh it arrived! I am pleased that you are pleased.

Them gifs are downright classy my man.

[Flit]

OK who besides me has not recieved yet? I need to know who's identity is ok to steal.

[DMAC]

I enjoyed both Adam and Firman's gift comics.

[CheerfulBear]

FLIT ITS ARRIVING.

Oh god I'm sorry