Interest Check: Secret Phallus

[Flit]

Secret Santa in November! If you want to "do the turkey" how about sending your mailing address to tsogifts2@gmail.com ?? Let's tentatively set the deadline for signing up as November 5th, and to send gifts before American thanksgiving (November 27th). Gifts should be thoughtful, no spending requirement, and bear in mind you might get an international turkey.

:greenroarosaur: Oh baby! :roarosaur:

Confirmed participants:
Firman
Betelgeuse
Andrew "the" Hussie
Flit!!!
Bombardier
Tynic
TheAtomicMan
Bebarce
Benji for real
CopyCat
EarthwormAdam
CheerfulBear
Donny

[Michael]

Hey I think I could do this this year. But I already owe Betelgeuse a package so let's pretend I have to send her one by the deadline in addition to whoever I am normally assigned.

[Betelgeuse]

I think Lexxy was also behind on sending hers, but I think it was to Proxzee so there's karma for you.

I hope Michael gets assigned to me so he has to send me two packages.

BTW I am interested.

[Flit]

ok I changed the first post, send an email to sign up.

[Andrew]

Gobble gobble mf'ers.

Can I sign up without sending an email?

[Flit]

As long as I get your address somehow. What's wrong with email?


I guess the story is that proxzee never sent the gift to M2tM who never sent a gift to speedknight, and Lexxy never sent a gift to proxzee. Prox said he doesn't want to do this year's anyway and both Lexxy and M2tM are missing in action, so...yeah.

[Andrew]

VVV

andrewhussie@gmail.com

VVV

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gobble gobble

[Andrew]

Oh you want my mailing address.

I'm having reading comprehension problems.

You'll have your address.

[Betelgeuse]

Thank God you have a genius pal to help you with your illiteracy problems.

[Andrew]

I guess what threw me off was this sentence.

"As long as I get your address somehow. What's wrong with email?"

Address... email...

Oh. EMAIL ADDRESS!

[Michael]

Poor speedknight!

[Betelgeuse]

Also I think we should all be required to invent time machines and send the gifts before Canadian Thanksgiving (AKA Columbus Day).

[Benjamin]

As long as I get your address somehow. What's wrong with email?


I guess the story is that proxzee never sent the gift to M2tM who never sent a gift to speedknight, and Lexxy never sent a gift to proxzee. Prox said he doesn't want to do this year's anyway and both Lexxy and M2tM are missing in action, so...yeah.

Well if m2tm was supposed to send me something, why did I get a gift from Andrew?

Do I have a not so secret admirer? 8(

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Edit: I am interested, email forthcoming!

[Andrew]

It wasn't a gift, I was simply using you as a patsy in my complicated laundering scheme involving decadent chocolates and frilly lingerie.

[Betelgeuse]

I was going to say, what's with all this undeserved pity towards Benji. He got a wicked cute drawing from Andrew. M2tm must have screwed someone else out of a present.

[Benjamin]

Can't we all give me a little more undeserved pity before we move on. I mean, I was a patsy in Andrew's scheme. :x

I'd like the women to fawn over me and feed me grapes and such.

[Betelgeuse]

God you are so pathetic. You make me sick.

[Flit]

Oh fuck it was bebarce who was supposed to get a gift from M2tM and got nothing.

After Andrew's first post I changed it from "address" to "mailing address" but the damage was done. It's good we recovered but if he had been permanently stupefied I could have just used last year's address.

[tynic]

I'm in. I'll send along my address as soon as I remember to.

[TheAtomicMan]

ill do this again, its always fun giving a turkey some stuffing, if you know what i mean

[bebarce]

Meh. I'll throw my hat in again this year. First year I got amazing Betel art so that carries the weight of a two year gift.

Worst case scenario last year I missed out on a half drawn sketch of an anthromorphic dragon with an erect phallus large enough to rape ohio (as in the state, not its denizens).

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All kidding aside, if I do this, please no dragon dick.

[Marty McFly]

I'd love to participate, but man am I low on money and free time.

In the spirit of not disappointing anyone, I'll let you turkeys have fun!

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gobble gobble

[bombardier]

Whoops I signed up for this! I hope I don't get Michael.

[Benjamin]

God you are so pathetic. You make me sick.

I said fawn and feed me grapes, not act like we're married.

[Betelgeuse]

3 points of business:

1. Anyone else interested in participating?

2. Make sure you dudes send Flit your mailing address!

3. Maybe we should push the sign up deadline up a few days so we have a little more time to put together a rad gift.