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[Byrobot]

Don't cut open the pony.

edit: Feed the pony some leaves.

[Andrew]

Cut open the horse to sleep inside while you wait out the cold night. Invoking elves and such.

You seem to forget your sword is made of paper, and really isn't capable of cutting anything open.



However, with the pony's already weakened health, the blow is just enough to take him to critical condition. His pulchritude takes a hit too.

Health:
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Majyyks:
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Pulchritude:
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But the cold night air is imminent, and you have to do something. You decide to get into his mouth for warmth.



Ah, snug as a bug! You have a feeling you'll get a pretty good night's sleep.



While you were doing all that, the elf entered his magic two bedroom bungalow for the night and locked the door. Man, it sure looks warm in there.




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[Laser Lemon]

Cast fireball at the bungalow, making sure you stay extra warm tonight.

[Zombait]

>Hit pony's head against tree stump.

[isleptwithyourgrandmother]

fly away

[kaddar]

> Can I just say that these are awesome.

[oolong]

did this thread get linked from a different forum or what?

[kaddar]

The main website.

Hopefully that doesn't reduce quality of the storylines because of the stupidity of the commands by new posters. (I'm including myself in stupid new posters)

[Flit]

I am guessing S_O has forgotten about the whole spambot thing again.

No offense to you folks.

[Tossrock]

Holy crap these made me log in after a full year of... not logging in!

[Andrew]

I am guessing S_O has forgotten about the whole spambot thing again.

I didn't forget, it just doesn't really matter anymore. They're still finding a way in at least through tracker links, if not other ways. I'll probably just take the "spam shield" down. There are more than enough admins to delete spammers.


To new users: don't worry about sullying the game with your stupidity. I've been gracefully handling old user stupidity, and will continue to do so to bring a quality product of... intelligent stupidity.

[CheerfulBear]

INVOKING ELVES AND SUCH

[Andrew]

Cast fireball at the bungalow, making sure you stay extra warm tonight.

You crawl out of the mouth covered in viscuous horse-slobber. You don't know any fireball spells, but you think maybe there's something useful in the runes on your belly.



No fireballs, but another elf appears.









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[Xenophobe]

>Dig up stump

[Gruducuuz]

>Break window of Bunga- ...house thing and pimp salp the elves

[hzrdUS]

>Look at the mighty sword of gay porn. It may give you some much needed pulchritude... downstairs.

[CheerfulBear]

You guys don't seem to understand that he only takes the first response as input.

[augh69666]

>Punch CheerfulBear in face

[Gruducuuz]

You guys don't seem to understand that he only takes the first response as input.

Hey, I can pretend.

[Benjamin]

You guys don't seem to understand that he only takes the first response as input.

Hey, I can pretend.

Please pretend quietly :!:

[Andrew]

Making a lot of superfluous "runner up" commands is sort of a hallowed tradition by now.

[Benjamin]

Oh, I thought he was pretending to make superfluous "runner up" commands.

[Flit]

You did pick the second or third reply a few times though

So it's really a desperate hope



>Slam body into house to get a 1-up

[Leaf]

>Eat the mushroom house to grow 10x larger in size; proceed to jump on smaller, brown, walking mushrooms.

[Manny C]

You did pick the second or third reply a few times though

Nuh uh! When?