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    Jump out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrobot
    Jump out the window.
    The window to this cell is barred!


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    Try to climb up the rope thing.

  4. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedknight
    Try to climb up the rope thing.
    You get the fishy feeling that this is probably more intestine. You've been climbing a lot of intestines lately.



    It looks like it goes all the way to the roof. It must be a very long large intestinal tract.



    You were wrong. It is actually a small intestinal tract, belonging to a slaughtered sperm whale.



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    >Survey my surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of whale or a handful of ambergris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedknight
    >Survey my surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of whale or a handful of ambergris.
    There is quite a panoramic view up here. Surrounding you mostly is other prison buildings. Who knows how many poor souls are trapped in this idiotic facility.



    Directly in front of you is another building. You hear water gurgling from it. Just beyond are some mountains, which might be a nice place to escape to, if possible.



    You're not really sure what ambergris is, but you have a feeling it will be essential. You grab a liberal dollop and stick it on your pumkin.



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  7. #32
    >Use harpoon to get across to the building with the gurgling hole and shoot down it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M2tM
    >Use harpoon to get across to the building with the gurgling hole and shoot down it.
    You pry the harpoon out of the whale, load it into the barrel, and fire.



    The pulley mechanism yanks you swiftly to the other rooftop.



    Readying your pistol to be fired indiscrimately into the void below, you hear some murmurs along with the gurgling.



    The water seems to be rising slowly.



    Looking into his mournful, pleading eyes, you start to reconsider firing your handgun.



    You opt for the harpoon gun instead. You figure might need the bullets later if you have to off yourself.





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  9. #34
    > Pull lever and reel in the harpoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M2tM
    > Pull lever and reel in the harpoon
    Ok, you think you've got this figured out now! Amidst a lot of swearing and groaning from below, you nonchalantly walk over and pull the crank.



    Assuming this will trigger something right away, presumably with respect to the bars, you reel in the harpoon.



    The bars stay put. But a ladder emerges, with some kind of control panel next to it a good ways down.



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  11. #36
    > Apologize to the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M2tM
    > Apologize to the man.
    You tie the harpoon tether around the crank so it doesn't go anywhere. You then get down on your knees in preparation for one of your most sincere sounding apologies, when something distracts you.



    A 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle on the floor, partially completed! It looks like it's a picture of kittens! This looks like so much fun!





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    > ask the harpooned man where the rest of the few thousand or so puzzle pieces are

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    Quote Originally Posted by bombrassier
    > ask the harpooned man where the rest of the few thousand or so puzzle pieces are
    He can't hear your question, and doesn't really care to listen at the moment.



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    >climb down the ladder and indiscriminately press buttons or whatever on the control panel.

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    I find the cold blooded murder of the other guy kinda tasteless. Just gonna say it.

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    Take it up with M2tM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Speedknight
    >climb down the ladder and indiscriminately press buttons or whatever on the control panel.
    You get your button-pushing finger ready for a field day.



    You are disappointed to find it is a simple switch. You pull it nonetheless.















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    >take off helmet and use it for flotation

    >and hey why not flip the switch again

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    Just for the record, he isn't dead yet... I think we might be able to patch him up with whale stuff.

    He's clearly got some facial expressions going on.

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    He's been making all kinds of facial expressions. I think it's a safe bet he's still with us.

    So, yeah, anyway:


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    > Call for help by screaming "Shoop Da Woop!"

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    >Go to 4chan, attempt to organize Gangbunch raid.

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    > Do it all for the lols.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flit
    >take off helmet and use it for flotation

    >and hey why not flip the switch again
    You struggle to remove the pumpkin, but it is swollen from absorbing too much water!



    To express your current emotion, you try to twist it to the frowning side, but it gets stuck half-way!



    Though blind, you still manage to scramble over and pull the lever again.





    You are now the harpooned man.

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    >POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE

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