The Dream Thread

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I dreamed last night about "Alligator Awareness." There was a guy with a half-melted face that said he was a victim of an alligator attack. He showed us how alligators like to go after small and quick mammals and where to find them and I was flipping the fuck out the whole time because I thought an alligator was going to eat me.

In the same dream, I was talking about why the A1 Handmaid was so powerful, and someone suggested it's because she's the scratched version of the A2 Handmaid, and I was like, "OHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE," even though that's not true at all.

[Fish]

I was at a salmon watch that was not a salmon watch, which was just a sort of road-like graduation ceremony: river, grass strip, fence, chairs that were part of fence but not there, and road. I walked along it, trying to avoid the morons with slick silver hair and my classmates. I talked to one of them, but I don't remember. Then I was at my elementary school, and purposefully dragged my eyes away from its playground. I walked directly to what I thought was the exit, because I didn't want to be seen for a weirdo wandering around a children's school (I really wanted to wander my old school and feel the nostalgia; there may have been a deep rough voice that I heard that reminded me of one of my old teachers, perhaps). It was not the exit though; instead it was stairs, and two girls either from Harry Potter or high school, who I followed trying to be unseen. Or maybe they were following me. Either way, I found the western exit, which was near the new development in south town (my school was not south town). There was white pavement everywhere. Why do people like white pavement so much? Anyway, I took a short cut through a garden alleyway under the shadow of the Statue of Liberty, and things were green and cloudy. I came out and I was in middle town, and I kept checking my wallet. I was worried that my wallet would get stolen, and also that something else would happen. As usual in midtown, I felt as if west was north. Then I walked through a tight street and a man and woman were pulling a reporter, and I was there to check up on the reporter. They took us through a portcullis and barbed wire and a chain-link fence, and the sky was dark. The woman was carrying her son, who did not look healthy. I suddenly noticed that my wallet was missing, and became intensely worried. We snuck past something ominous to the right, like a large blanket behind a fence, and slid down into their house as I looked up and saw a candle in a window in one of the houses that was built upon each other. I remembered to myself that I was being pretty racist with these people being mideastern types.
The house was more of a burrow, and I lay at one level. The woman crawled down with her son and dressed him for "bed" and I felt a fluttering beneath me. The reporter was telling me how horrible living conditions here were. This family had more income than most because of her stay, but it was still pretty shitty. I was probably attracted to her. The man told us how we would go out in the morning and look at things. I figured that seemed legit. Then I reached into my pocket and . . . my wallet had returned! That also seemed legit.

Wow this was one of my more coherent dream sequences which is why I was able to remember it.

[Murllyshevo]

I dreamed that I woke up and saw some weird writings that I deduced it was from Game of Thrones (Note: I don't watch Game of Thrones and know nothing about it) in the wall opposite to my bed while hearing epic music. And then an invisible force choke me to death (I even felt the lack of air and such).
Next, I was at school and there as a kid annoying me. So I bit his arm, repeatdely, but he didn't felt anything.

[Xario1]

I don't remember my most recent dream, but I remember one time I had a dream where I was basically in the cartoon Xiaolin Showdown, and one of the villains went back in time on a mission to kill all the Xiaolin monks, and I followed him back in time to stop him, and at the Xiaolin temple, it was basically a Xiaolin school for kids back then, and there was even a school bus, and what I found weird was that some of the kids on the bus were in Homestuck cosplay, but anyways, I went to warn the master, and that's where the dream ended.

[AnatidaeCollector]

Ski lifts are now a form of public transportation in my dream city.
I approve wholeheartedly.

[Reecer6]

In one dream I walked through a bar, peeing on people because I could. Then one of them got the idea to talk and pee on each other and call it pissness (like business get it lololololol.). I was so disgusted by them because dream me is a hypocrit.

[Fish]

I had shit tons of dreams last night but I can only remember two things. As I was waking up, I had one of those waking dreams where my heater was suddenly on and it was probably a fire hazard or something but I didn't think it would be that important. Then when I was in the shower, I remembered that I had also dreamt about the Sburb movie. I probably logicked it up a bit too much but it involved the emptiness of space, and trolls were NOT present. Like that was a specific thing.
Strangely, it was not shoddily done at all.

[Xario1]

Last night, I had two dreams, both were in some way related to Homestuck, sort of, I suppose not so much the second one.

In the first dream, it was about Lord English, in which Lord English was dead inside a sarcophagus, but someone resurrected him, and then in the dream I later learned that Lord English's species is basically on offshoot of what is beleived to have been one of the earlier types of homo sapiens. Then we later attempted to stake him to death, which doesn't really make much sense, but whatever.

In the second dream, it was about my Homestuck friends and I, and were in this weird kind of mall, but it was fun, and I think we lived there or something, also, I earned money playing baseball, which I wish was real. Life would be a lot easier if I could do that as a job.
And that's about it.

[DeathlyInnocent]

I don't dream very often, I really don't. The dreams I do have are extremely weird though.

The day before Independence Day I dreamed I was outside taking of care of my chickens (I live on a farm), when I turned the corner and saw a huge tree on our neighbor's property (which doesn't exist in real life) and there was a bald eagle in it. So I get my mom and we're going nuts on how rare it is to see a bald eagle (which they don't live in Texas, at least not in the part I live in) and we get closer and there's two of them. AND MY GOOSE. MY GOOSE IS AT THE BASE OF THE TREE FIGHTING TWO EAGLES. XD Now I call her the Eagle Exterminator.

[Fish]

Monday night I dreamt that there was grey rain and heavy clouds (as in Rose's pre-entry climate) and then I woke up and lightning was flashing and it was three in the morning.

The dreams that transition you from sleep to wakefulness are pretty awesome.

[Goan]

I had wicked super kung fu battles with Jesus, Confucius, and I think Mr. Miyagi.

It was the Matrix times about seventy thousand.

[Fish]

Last night I had a dream that Andrew and Blaperile joined the skype chat. It was cool because I could see people trying to be chill and failing and there was this one dude who could not stop spamming and eventually Andrew left but Blap was still around and then we had sick jams or something. I may be making up the sick jams part.

So it was a cool dream or something.

[josephStaleknight]

I had a Homestuck-related dream last night where the B2 kids were explore Jake's land. Just when they were about to do something important, however, the Condesce came out of freaking nowhere and began censoring their thoughts so that they could do nothing but unwillingly praise her.

Yeah, that would be a scary update to end the act on.

[Daniel990]

I had a dream today, in it I beat Portal 2 and later someone tried to run over me with a legendary steamroller.
Something happened between those two things, but I forgot what it was.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I dreamed that I decided to style my hair like this guy.

I have weird dreams.

[SunglassescladGunslinger]

I had a dream that I cosplayed as BRO at some con.

1: I don't cosplay.
2: I already look like BRO minus those awesome shades.
3: Did I mention I don't cosplay?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I had a dream that I cosplayed as BRO at some con.

1: I don't cosplay.
2: I already look like BRO minus those awesome shades.
3: Did I mention I don't cosplay?

I think the real question here is if you cosplay or not.

[Doofaeus]

...i totally had a dream that I was cosplaying as bro last night as well
I don't cosplay either.

Did your dream also involve several females in bikinis, a schoolbus and terrorists ? If so you plagiarized my brain.

[SunglassescladGunslinger]

No, it involved a fight to the death with every single action movie star in existence in every incarnation they had in their movies.

I have crashed a school bus before, and saved children from it whilst wearing a full tailcoat tuxedo, stop taking my life!

[Fish]

A couple nights ago I had a dream where there was some sort of quest and inorder to save the world from its already apparent apocalypse three guys had to search out some thing to save the world they ended up going down into this sinkhole with a freeway leading down into it and a door was at the bottom one guy got trapped in yellow spiderwebs another went in and didn't find anything and a third guy and I went down this ramp with brown walls and flickery incandescent lighting down and down he took one branch I kept going down I knew I was going the wrong way and then there was a door like an old school building and I opened it and went in and it was a room filled with artifacts of nature like a hunting club or a school building or something reminding me of another older dream like five years ago anyways there were some pine needles and stuff on the shelves and there was this guy with a deer head lying on the ground and he was like a norseman and suddenly he got up and roared at me I told him to calm down so he was like fine and he said just don't wake up that guy lying under the table I looked and it was another deerheaded guy but dressed as a policeman his eyes were open and staring at me and then he slowly closed them I asked the norse guy for some "pine pokes" which were the reason he had roared at me and he said they were not in the room but I went and got them from the shelf anyways and went up the stairs but as I took out my crystal ball I was suddenly attracted to it and so I gave the pine pokes to someone else and he started lusting over his gun and I was like whatever dued so I went up the stairs and saved the world or something./

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Last night, I dreamed that me and this guy were watching the Big Bang Theory, when something about it prompted us to kiss.

Later, he totally denied it, then kept trying to come in the bathroom while I was peeing to make fun of the size of my dick (?) and called me "All Star" sarcastically.

My subconscious is mean.

[Graknorke]

Nice imagination you have there All Star. Haha wow that is gold and also my new sarcastic comment.

Anyways, I had some vague dream, but I remember it hada poster with a roaring LE head printed on and his signature epilepsy-text inviting anyone to play a game of pool.
IDE/Theory: Hussie will hold auditions for writers for the end battle of Homestuck.

[Wacom Guy]

So I had this big conversation with my friend about all the reasons why I will never wear a dress.

Later, I had a dream about wearing a dress.

[josephStaleknight]

I had a weird mid-morning dream which involved me watching a music video of Gwen Stefani singing some nonsense song while trying to make a screwdriver (?) out of a spool of measuring tape. One of the song's lyrics was something like "Put away the sandpaper/before you fight".

Oh, and did I mention the song was uncharacteristically jaunty? My dreams are weird like that.

[Graknorke]

Have you ever tried to make a screwdriver out of measuring tape. You'd want to be fighting with the sandpaper afterna while.

Also another Homestuck dream.
Doc Scratch sat at a table while wavy white words showed up over my vision inviting me to play cards. And then he became the Stig.
What is this I don't even.