TEREZI: 1 W4S 4LMOST C3RT41NLY FUCK1NG W1TH YOU
JOHN: ok, wow. great.
JOHN: good to know.
JOHN: thanks for that, terezi. that was a really awesome use of our time.
TEREZI: 1'M GL4D W3 4R3 1N COMPL3T3 4GR33M3NT
VRISKA: W8, what?
VRISKA: What's this a8out stuffed dragons?
VRISKA: Terezi, what stupid thing did you make John do?
TEREZI: 1 JUST S3NT H1M ON 4 F3W TOT4LLY 1ND1SP3NS1BL3, M1SS1ON CR1T1C4L 3RR4NDS 1S 4LL
TEREZI: NO B1G D34L
JOHN: yeah, forget it.
JOHN: long story short is, i got owned, the end.
JOHN: by the way, good to see you again vriska!
VRISKA: Good to see you too, John!
JOHN: it's cool that you're alive now, instead of being a cunning ghost pirate.
JOHN: i think your, um, *ways* probably are more valuable to have here, in the land of the living.
JOHN: at least... i hope so??
VRISKA: I couldn't agree more!
VRISKA: I never got a chance to thank you for knocking me out a few years ago. I mean... o8viously? 8ecause I was unconscious.
VRISKA: 8ut thanks for that. I was 8eing an idiot, and deserved it.
VRISKA: And as a 8onus, it apparently saved my life???????? So, thanks.
VRISKA: You're a real friend. ::::)
JOHN: don't mention it!
VRISKA: I've received quite a few 8eatings in my time, and not only did I have each one coming, 8ut they all led to 8ig changes for me, on the road to 8ecoming the impecca8ly evolved person I am now.
VRISKA: So 8y that measure, it was pro8a8ly the most critical smackdown of my entire life!
JOHN: that's cool.
JOHN: if you ever need another really important punch in the face, just let me know. i'm your man.